Quill walked on the dock.

"Last time on Total Drama You, the campers arrived. Not much excitement there. They got split into teams by age, and the complained about wanting original team names." She said, that creepy smile never leaving her face.

At the mess hall, all of the campers were sitting at tables with their teammates.

"What do you think the first challenge will be?" Jazz asked her team.

"I don't know, but I hope it will be dangerous!" Lexi said. Alex nodded his head.

"Okay," Tanya said. "What is it with ya'll and dangerous stuff? It's like you're messed up in the head or somethin'."

Alex slammed his hands on the table and glared at Tanya. "Don't you dare say anything like that to my sister," He growled.

"That's enough." Bren said. "You guys are a team. And teams stick together."

"Oh, what are you gonna do? Slash us with that big ol' sword of yours?" Tanya said.

"Maybe," Bren said, reaching for his sword.

"Stop it!" Aine yelled. "Let's just all get along, okay?" Tanya and Bren fell silent.

"Sorry, man" Tanya said.

"Yeah, sorry." Bren said.

"Good, now we're all happy!" Aine seemed pleased. Jo rolled her eyes as usual.

"So, who do you think will win today's challenge?" Jasmin asked, over at the other table.

"Well, since we're younger, the other team has the odds in their favor," Lauren said.

"Way to be confident in you team," Sammy said.

"What do you want me to do?" Lauren said. "Lie to boost you confidence?"

"Pretty much" Kayla said.

"C'mon, guys, if we work as a team, we can win!" Brit said.

"She's right, you know," Jet said. "When I was in a band, we all had to work together. Otherwise our music sounded like crap."

"Yeah" Ryan said. "When I play Halo III on my X-box, my friends and I have to work together."

"But this isn't a band or a video game!" Lauren said. "This is real life we're talking about. We hardly know one another."

"And that's what our challenge will be!" Quill interrupted. "Your next challenge will get you acquainted. And by the way, do you have your team names yet?"

"Aw, crap! I didn't even think about that." Lauren slapped her forhead.

"How about the Looney Lions?" Brit suggested.

"I like the lion part" Kayla said.

"Me too," Sammy agreed. "But the looney part has to go."

"What about the Surfing Lions?" Eleanor said.

"I like it!" Everyone agreed.

"Then it's settled." Quill said. "The little kids are now the Surfing Lions!"

"Hey, who are you calling little?" Sammy said.

"Yeah," Kayla glared at Quill, making a fist.

"Jeeze, sorry!" Quill said.

"Oh, Quill!" Jazz called. "Our team has decided on the Silent Ninjas."

"Yeah," Russell said sarcastically. "We ALL agreed."

"Hey, I like it." Bren smiled.

"Yeah, me too! Ninjas are deadly." Lexi said, and evil smile on her face. "They also kick a-" Alex put his hand over her mouth.

"It's not that bad," Aine said. "What about you, Jo?"

Jo shrugged. "It's cool."

"Okay then! The old folks are now the Silent Ninjas!" Quill said.

"Who you callin' old, grandma?" Tanya said.

"Seriously, people!" Quill said. "Can't you take a joke?"

"I'm sure some of us can," Caroline said.

"Okay then. Everyone, follow me. I'll show you your cabins now." Quill said. Everyone got up and followed her out the door.

"Since we expected more dudes to come," Quill said. "We had a ton of bunks for the dudes. Since there are only five of you, I guess you can all share a cabin."

"Whoo! Bachelor Pad!" Russell yelled.

"But, Lexi-" Alex said.

"Quit your whining," Lexi said. "We've been apart before."

"I guess." Alex sighed.

"And girls, there are WAY more of you than we planed. So we have a cabin for each team. The Ninjas on the right, the Lions on the left." Quill said. "Now go unpack so we can start the challenge! Meet me by that huge cliff behind us in one hour! And bring a swim suit!"

"Oh, crap! Is she gonna make us jump?" Jasmin asked.

"I hope so!" Brit said happily.

In the female Ninja cabin, the girls were getting to know one another.

"I'm sure you all know I'm Jasmine," Jazz said. "But since SOMEONE stole my name, you can call me Jazz."

"I'm Aine," Aine said.

Jo threw her bag on a top bunk. "I'm Jo," She huffed.

"I'm Caroline," Caroline said, putting her bags on the bunk under Jo's.

"I'm Lexi. I'm sure you all know my pathetic brother Alex," She said.

"I'm Tanya. Nice to meet ya'll."

"So, what do you think we need our swim suits for?" Aine asked.

"Maybe so we can look hot for the guys!" Caroline said.

"I sure hope not!" Jazz said. "That would be gross!"

"People are easier to kill in a swimsuit." Lexi said. Tanya and Jo stared at her. "You know, because their pressure points are exposed."

"Why do you know that?" Aine asked.

"You never know. Maybe one of you guys will piss me off and I'll have to teach you a lesson." Lexi grinned.

"Yeah? Let's see what you got." Tanya challenged.

"You asked for it!" Lexi said. She grabbed Tanya by the back of her neck with her right hand. Tanya's eyes bulged for a minute and she fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Did you just kill her?" Jazz asked.

"Nah. She'll wake up in a few hours." Lexi said.

"But she needs to wake up now!" Aine said.

"Fine, jeeze. I'll get her up." Lexi hoisted Tanya up and slapped her in the face.

"Wha? What happened?" Tanya asked.

"Oh, Lexi just grabbed your neck and you passed out." Caroline said. Tanya gaped at Lexi.

"You could have killed me!" Tanya said.

"But I didn't," Lexi said.

"Whatever. Just stay away form me, girl." Tanya moved her bags (which were under Lexi's bunk) And moved them closer to Aine's.

As the Lion girls walked into their cabin, Jasmin screamed.

"What's your pro-" Kayla started, but she soon realized why Jasmin was screaming.

There, on one of the bunks, was a guy with white hair. He was asleep, and he was snoring loudly.

"Who the heck is he?" Eleanor said.

"It seems to be an albino kid." Lauren said.

"Should we wake him up?" Sammy asked.

"If we want him out of here!" Kayla said. Brit walked over to the guy and shook him.

"Hey, wake up kid!" Brit screamed. The kid woke up, startled.

"What's your problem, mate? Can't you let a guy catch a few Z's?" the kid said with an Australian accent.

"Who are you?" Jasmin asked.

"I'm Devion."

"And why are you here?"

"I'm one of Quill's helpers." Devion said. Now that he was awake, his eyes appeared to be pink.

"Yep," Lauren whispered to Eleanor. "Definantly albino."

"CAMPERS!" Quill screamed over the loud speaker. "If any of you happen to run into Devion, tell him he'd better get is butt over here NOW! Oh, and your challenge starts in 10 minutes!"

"Better get changing," Kayla sighed.

When all the campers were at the cliff, Quill was standing there, along with Devion, who was tied to a tree. Quill was wearing a red bikini and Devion was in trunks. Next to Quill was a machine with lots of wires and a chair.

"Welcome Campers!" Quill said. "Your first challenge will get you acquainted with one another. Each team will have one person on our lie detector at a time. Then someone from the other team will ask them a question. If they lie, then they get thrown off the cliff, into the water below. Plus, the other team gets a point. If they answer honestly, their team gets a point. Whichever team has the most points at the end wins!"

"This is retarded!" Jasmin said.

"Hey, I like the part about getting thrown off the cliff!" Brit said.

"Me too!" Lexi said.

"Okay then… First up, Lions, send someone up!" Quill said.

All of the lions stood there, silent. Then Jet pushed Eleanor up.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Eleanor said.

"Eleanor it is!" Quill said. She grabbed Eleanor and hooked her up to the machine.

"Okay, Ninjas, one of you ask a question!"

"Before my sister asks anything rash…" Alex started. "We should start off easy. Any suggestions?"

Aine blurted out a question. "Do you shower daily?

"Well duh! That would be disgusting if I didn't!" Eleanor said. Quill looked at the machine.

"She's telling the truth!" She said. "Point for the Lions!" A sign was by Devion and he pressed a button.

SURFING LIONS: 01

SILENT NINJAS: 00

"Seriously? Why did you ask such an obvious question?" Jazz said.

"Hey, Alex said to start off easy," Aine said.

"Whatever." said Jazz. "From now on, let's vote, okay?" Everyone nodded.

"Okay then. Since Aine asked the question, she's up next!" Quill said.

"What?" Aine said. "That's not fair!" But Quill pulled her over to the machine anyway.

"Okay, Lions, ask away!"

The Lions discussed their question. Finally Jet spoke up.

"Have you ever made out with a guy before?"

"What?! Why would you ask something like that?" Aine said. Jet smiled.

"Come on, Aine! Answer or else you will get thrown off the cliff!" Quill said.

"Uh, yeah- I- I did." Aine finally answered. Quill looked at the machine, and shook her head.

"Liar, liar, pants on fire!" She pushed a button and Aine was ejected from her seat. She was flung off the cliff. Before she hit the bottom, she yelled 'Sorry!'

SURFING LIONS: 02

SILENT NINJAS: 00

This lasted for a while longer. The score was even, and it was down to the last two campers. (A/N: I really don't have many question ideas. So I just skipped.)

Jo was seated and Brit was asking the question. Everyone else was in the water.

"Okay, Brit, ask away!" Quill said as soon as Jo was hooked up to the machine.

"Hmmm…. Okay..." Brit started.

~Confessional~

Jazz: When I realized that Jo was up against Brit, I knew it would be some weird messed up question. After all, that's how we all got out.

~END~

"Jo, have you ever…" Brit said again. Jo just remained calm, despite all of the previous questions Brit had asked.

"Have you ever kissed a girl?" Brit asked.

Jo nodded. "Yep."

Brit was shocked.

Quill was even more shocked. "She's telling the truth!"

"Who was it?" Brit asked.

Jo chuckled. "My mom. My grandma."

"Hey, that doesn't count!"

"Sure it does! You didn't exactly state that clear enough. But anyway, The Ninjas win!" Quill said. All of the Ninjas below cheered for their team mate.

"That means the Lions will be meeting Devion and I at the bonfire tonight!" Quill said.

Later that night at the bonfire.

"Lions, you lost the first challenge. One of you will be going home tonight. And you can never come back. Ever. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow has to walk the dock of shame and catch the boat of losers." Quill said.

"Cast your votes to see who goes home tonight on Total Drama You!" Devion said.

Author's note time! Okay, please post your vote to see who goes home tonight. (Lions only.)

Lions and Ninjas seemed to be popular name choices. So yeah.

Remember, any suggestions are welcome!

Please, all Lions vote by 8:00 PM EST time this Thursday.

Quilava Girl