Case file: The Diary of Ernest Nightray

Day 2

Elliot wanted to go to the park today to take a walk. While we were there, I met a beautiful and classy young lady. After I convinced Claude and Elliot to leave, I made sure that she had none of that class left, if you understand what I'm trying to imply.

If you don't, I'll make it clear: We had sex. Very good sex.

It was a good day, overall.

I think that the hair product that Hans bought me has done wonders for its color and bounce. I feel like a new man.

Sincerely,

Ernest Nightray