A/N: I'm not going to answer reviews for this story, so I'm sorry… Too much work on the other stories. Also, I'm sure you know, I don't own Sonic and all related characters… If I did, Shadow would have killed Sonic by now, then disappeared and the show would belong to Knuckles and Tails.

The –blank-s are curse words. Anyway…


Chapter 3: Androids and Robots (And school)

NORMAL POV

"Okay, we'll start off with some math problems." Amy stated, walking over to the chalkboard. She wrote "2x5+586-(-58) +7". Knuckles fell out of his desk and into a fetal position, muttering something about "evil integers".

"Any questions?" Amy asked.

Shadow raised his hand.

"Yes?" Amy asked.

"What the –blank- does this have to do with anything? Why the –blank- are we in a –blank- school!" Shadow yell/asked.

"Because. Sue the writer if it bothers you-" Amy began, and then Shadow stood up and headed for the door, "-AFTER class."

Shadow growled and muttered something nobody could hear.

"So, who wants to answer it?" Amy asked.

Rouge, Tails, Chris (random… (OO)), Sonic, Cream, and basically everyone BUT Shadow wanted to answer…

And Charmy had a spazisum then fell out of his seat while yelling "PICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPI-(falls out of seat)"… and Knuckles was passed out for no apparent reason.

"Shadow, you answer." Amy said as a loud moan filled the room from the others.

"…"

"Well?"

"…"

"Shadow?"

"…"

"Hello?"

"…"

"HELLO?"

"… I can't…"

"What was that?"

"I. CAN'T. What part didn't you get?"

"The 'I can't' part." Tails muttered to Chris.

"TAILS! Go to the principal!" Amy yelled.

"Bu-bu-bu-but!" Tails shrieked.

"NOW!" Amy yelled.

"Yes ma'am!" Tails yelled, running out the door.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! I'M NOT OLD!" Amy shrieked, throwing chalk, pens, pencils, erasers, etc. at Tails.

-5 minutes later-

"Shadow, are you gonna answer the problem?" Amy asked.

"No." Shadow stated.

"Why not?" Amy asked.

"I can't."

"Can't what."

"Do math."

"Cough, coubullgh coucrapgh, cough, cough." Someone 'coughed'.

"But you're a robot!" Sonic exclaimed.

"I'm not a –blank- robot, you moron! I'm an android! There's a –blank- difference!" Shadow yelled.

"Okay, okay, geeze… you don't have to overreact-"

"OVERREACT!"

"Sonic, you should just shut up right now. Bob made this mistake once…" Rouge stated.

"Who's Bob?" Sonic asked.

"Exactly."

Sonic blinked hard twice then it clicked- Shadow is gonna kill him.

So, Sonic burst out the classroom door and ran for dear life, then jumped out of a window.

"He remembers we're on the 5th floor, right?" Tails asked.

"OHMYGOSH!" Amy yelled, running after Sonic.

"What's the difference between a robot and an android?" Knuckles asked, full recovered from the integer fit he had.

"Robots are programmed without a mind or heart. Androids are more life-like, only invincible, except for a few quirks." Rouge explained.

"That's a stupid thing to be mad about." Knuckles said.

Shadow threw a piece of paper at Knuckles who, once seeing it fell over muttering about the "evil integers" again.

-10 minutes later, Sonic and Amy still hadn't returned-

"Isn't there a law somewhere that says that if a teacher leaves a room/isn't in a room for 10 minutes, the class is dismissed?" Charmy asked.

"Works for me." Rouge said, leaving the room.

And everyone left.

THE END! (Of this chapter!)