Woo! I finally found out how to do this! Sorry for not updating. Anyway, if you have any fan characters you want to send to me go on to my profile and review the story with info about them. I'll decide if I want to put them as a victim, an ally or an extra unrelated threat, or simply not include them. Also, please read and review! On with the story!
Chapter Three: Senseless Violence
Hero and Kao were about to finish their conversation when Hero had an idea. "Hey Kao, now that we know each other, we should train and get acquainted with our fighting styles." Kao frowned for a minute. A split second later he was smiling again. "Oh, I get it! Replied Kao. "You mean we should train together starting with a fight!" "Well, duh!" Hero answered sarcastically. "What did you think I meant?"
Kao just flung himself at Hero.
Hero quickly stood up and countered with a kick to Kao's chest that sent him flying toward the wall.
Kao, not to be outdone so fast stopped himself from hitting the wall and spring boarded off of it with his fist held back. Kao then reached Hero and caught him off guard with the akward punch.
"Ow!" cried Hero. "Aw screw it!" he said, charging energy. "Ripoff move: Falcon Punch!"
Kao flew through the wall of his training shack and off his mountain from the sheer force of the punch, ironically landing in a hospital miles away. "Oh my gosh!" cried a nurse rabbit. "An orange kung-fu version of Ray the squirrel just fell from the sky! He needs treatment!"
Hero studied his golden gloved hands with shock. "What have I done?!" He screamed. "I wasn't even trying to fight and something makes me Falcon Punch Kao, my first OC friend! I wasn't even going to use an energy move on him that was related to an internet fad! I wasn't even going to dress as Captain Falcon for Halloween! I wasn't-"
Hero was cut off when HC warped to his side. "You should really vary your sentences, original."
"When I'm mad I get unoriginal, okay?! Hero screamed. "Calm down, Hero. It's going to be like this until you find a suitable fan character partner. It will last until every last one of them is destroyed except TonyTh and AkumaTh."
"But I don't want them all to be destroyed! Replied Hero. "I'm sorry Hero, but that's the way the author made this twisted fan fiction. I'm quite sure the author will change this when people start submitting their OC's but until then..."
"By the way, Ashura is awakening from his slumber in Sonic 2 thanks to Nintendo."
"Hey wait a second!" Said Hero. "Why the crap are you not being evil?!" "Ah, that." HC cleared his throat. "The authors from control whatever happens in their fics." "Why else would Sonic and co. fall in love with fan characters and act so strange?" "Wait, I'm in a fanfiction now?" "Don't worry about it. This whole chapter is meant to get this back on the front page." "Hey HC?" "Yeah?" "How do you know all this?" "I DON'T KNOW!" "Hey clone?" "What?" Why is this chapter called senseless violence when all I did was punch Kao and talk to you?" "It's senseless violence part 1." We should go back to the story now." "Yeah."
After Hero had his talk with his clone he set off to try to find a suitable fan character partner(s). Suddenly, a Chaos Cola high Charmy burst out of the Chaotix Detective Agency. "Hey Charmy..."said Hero, looking at Charmy. "You look...different." Charmy was now red and shiny. "I AM SUPER CHARMY!" Boomed Charmy in an unfittingly deep and loud voice. "BEFORE I DESTROY YOU, WE SHALL HAVE A POKEMON BATTLE!" "What the..." said Hero, a little startled from the fact that Chaos Cola could turn people super and that "Super" Charmy wanted to have a battle with him. "All right, I accept. Go Arceus! Use Judgment on Charmy!" Narrator: It's super effective! Charmy fainted! Hero beat Super Charmy! Hero got no poke dollars. Charmy:...
Chapter over!
Hatoko and co. will appear eventually...This was just a filler chapter. It was incredibly crappy on purpose.
