Lexi: Guys, you can take the handcuffs off now.

Felicia: Don't listen to her! One time when she was loose, she made herself her own birthday cake!

Alexeya(alexeya09): Really? She seemed so mild-mannered… But now she IS thrashing and begging us to let her go.

MaDz(DemonChick344): You should listen to Felicia. She and Lexi have known each other their entire lives, and she knows what to do when she has her birthday episode.

Lexi: Let me go! I need to plan a party! I need to make cake, salad, and spaghetti! LET ME GO!

Felicia: (grunts) Just hold on a little longer, guys!

Alexeya: I'm…. Trying….! She…. Is…. So…. Strong….!

MaDz: Ugh! Okay, the candles are on! Let's sing, hurry!

Felicia, MaDz, and Alexeya: Happy Birthday to you….

Lexi: Come on, I need to make coffee! Do you want coffee?

Felicia, MaDz, and Alexeya: Happy birthday to you….

Lexi: Please! Please don't do this to me!

Felicia, MaDz, and Alexeya: Happy birthday dear Lexi….

Lexi: Noooooo!

Felicia, MaDz, and Alexeya: Happy birthday to you…. Whoohoo!

Lexi: (Sighs really loudly, which blows out the candle) What happened? Why am I all tied up? Alexeya, when did you get here? MaDz?

Felicia: See?

Alexeya: Wow.

MaDz: Wow. I feel bad for her, having to be so nice to people ALL THE TIME!

Lexi: I know! Wait, what are we talking about?

Felicia: She needs to be told to enjoy her birthday. Sad…

Alexeya: I am kind of officially scared now. But she wasn't really dangerous….

MaDz: Not really, except for when she broke the third pair of handcuffs…

Felicia: And now a note from the author!

Okay! I'm trying to update a bunch today, and I'm going to try to finish up most of my fics so that I can concentrate on this one. And, it IS my birthday.

Cheerio!

BTW: I don't own Twilight. Or New Moon. Or Eclipse. Or Breaking Dawn. You get the picture.

Thanks to

affarie ava mai, Flurffee, lozzy035, Dreamer208, jayd-n33, cutenesslover, DemonChick344, alexeya09, Shivani07

If you read this, please put some mention of bacon in your review!

Lexi.

"Umm…" I stalled, trying to keep myself in check. What do I tell him?

"Bells, I can clearly see that is a motorcycle. The thing is, is how did that happen? Why would you do that? You know of the dangers." Charlie said, pleading at me with his eyes.

"Okay. This is what happened." I desperately said. My double identity was going to be figured out already, No need to keep secrets from my father.

"I sorta kinda am a model, I was found in L.A. with Renee, and they would not take no for an answer, so I said that I would try it and found I really liked it and made a lot of new friends, so now to the world I am known as Clementine Assez." I said, quickly.

"Oh." Charlie said, stunned. "What does that have to do with the motorcycles?"

"A friend gave it to me." I said, not telling him that the friend was a guy, or that he had actually helped me build it.

I lived with boys. I know stuff.

Not that, perverts! Get your mind out of the gutter.

"I also got a car, from my friends in modeling. It's over there." I said, inclining towards it with my chin.

"Wow." He said, speechless. "Is that…?"

"Yes." I said, looking at him in surprise.

"Wow." He said.

And so, now I know how to keep Charlie from going ballistic.

Huh.

Seems pretty easy!

"So… I guess you want to drive home in that?" Charlie said, looking at the car and then distastefully at the motorcycle. "What are you going to do with that?"

"Umm… I can fit it into the trunk of my Mercedes, it is specially modified." I said to Charlie.

"Hmph." He grunted. I guess his apparent chattiness does have its limits.

He led me through the dank, damp streets of Forks, until he pulled into his home.

My home, I reminded myself.

It isn't exactly what I expected, him being the father of a supermodel… Me!

Oh, yeah. He doesn't know.

Yet. Muahahaha!

"Okay, Bells. Here is your room, tell me if you need anything!" Charlie said.

One thing that I like about Charlie- He doesn't hover.

I opened up my luggage and sighed.

What to unpack first, what to unpack first?

I decided to put away all my jeans and t-shirts first. I will most likely where that a lot here.

I next put away my skirts, dress pants, and dressy shirts.

I last put away my underwear.

I sighed as I put away the last of my cosmetics in the drawers of my nightstand. I hate packing.

Putting away my clothes reminded me that I needed to pick out an outfit for school tomorrow. I needed to find something good!

I wonder if I'll be able to recognize any of them. I hope so.

I wonder where Emmett is? He was here the last time I spoke with him….

"Charlie? I'm home!" Speak of the devil.

I hurried downstairs, hopefully sneaking a peak of my brother.

WOW.

He's huge! He is about 6' 8'', and has bulging muscles!

Who is next to him…?

"Em? I need to powder my nose, it will be a second." She said.

I saw red.

It was her.

Rosalie. Hale.

I retreated back into a doorway until she went into the restroom.

I went and saw Emmett.

"Emmy." I said, looking to see wha his reaction would be.

"Rose, it will be a second…. Who are you?" He asked me.

Hm.

Didn't even recognize his little sis.

Figures.

"Well…. Emmy. It is nice to see you to. I probably do look a lot different, but I thought that you would recognize your little sister on sight." I said, slightly disappointed.

"B.. Bella?" He asked, his voice wavering a little.

"Yes. It's me." I said, smirking at him.

"BELLA!" He yelled, running across the kitchen to me. "I didn't think that you were coming back!"

"I love you to, Emmy." I said.

"What. The. Hell?" I heard a voice behind me say.

Oh.

Queen Bee.

"Rosie!" Emmett boomed, looking at her but still hugging me. "My little sister is back!"

"Oh. Bella! How… nice to see you again." Rosalie simpered at me.

I turned around to face her, and I heard her gasp. Ha. I have better clothes.

"It is very nice to see you also Rosalie. Where is Edward? The last time I was here, you two were joined at the hip." I said.

"Umm…. He…. Didn't like Em. So I slapped him and he hit me back. Then I knew he was so horrible. I feel really sorry Bella." She said.

What? The King beat the Queen up? She feels sorry? I actually think that she is telling the truth?

"She is telling the truth, Bells." Emmett said soberly.

"Okay. I believe you. A tiny bit." I said. "But since I'm here now, he isn't going to bully anyone else again. I'll make sure of it. He won't know what hits him tomorrow."

"I can't wait." Said Rosalie. "You remind me of someone… Clementine Assez?"

"Umm…. Yeah. I've modeled a bit." I said, looking at her.

"Yes. Edward is obsessed with you. People probably will recognize you, but we will knock Edward dead." Rosalie said.

I like how she thinks.

I'm talking with Rosalie. Cordially.

The apocalypse is coming.

"So… Who's ready for revenge?"

Wow. That is good. I've already wrote three chapters! How do you like it?

If there are any mistakes, please tell me!

Lexi.

My other stories:

No More Childhood Innocence

Bella goes to Forks school. Edward and his gang bully her, so she moves with her mother.

What happens when she comes back better, more beautiful, and determined to make Edward pay.

T for mild language.

Will like it if you are mad at Edward right now.

2. The Twilight Saga

The Twilight Saga as a parody.

I am very, very random, so if you do not like this, I understand.

But tell me, okay?

Rated T cause I forgot whether or not I put swear words in there.

Enjoy it!

3. Mike's Day

Calling All Creepazoids!

Come to the meeting of Bella Swan Stalkers Anonymous!

Anger her boyfriend.

Maybe she'll go out with YOU!

Mike after a nonsuccesful attempt to get Bella Makes a club.

Do you think Edward's happy about it?

Do you want to?

Do YOU?

4. The Monster at Forks High

Bella learns that some girls that she really doesn't like are coming here!

These mean girls are going after Edward!

Hilarity ensues.

Will the girls get what they ask for?

And will Edward freak out at some of the antics the girls use to attract him?

Funny.

5. Vampire to Burn

Modified by me and my friend Felicia, From Taylor Swifts Picture to Burn.

Just a song fic, if you guys want to use it just review or PM me.

Is not a Jacob/Bella fic!

They are just friends.

6. Bullets

Series of oneshots.

Named after the first one: In Twilight, Charlie doesn't take the bullets out of his gun.

What does he think now that Edward's left Bella in New Moon?

Coming up: Renesmee's Kitten.

7. Four Years of Suffering

Bella was left behind.

Four years later, she is in college in Alaska.

She finds a person from her past there.

Can she forgive?

Four months she might have, but four years?

She is broken and bleeding.

One-shot

REVIEW! It only takes a second, and the best reviewer I will recognize in the next chapter!

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