Skywarp wasn't the brightest of mechs, but even he knew this was a bad idea. If Megatron didn't kill him for bringing the little thing onto the Nemesis, Starscream certainly would for hiding it in his quarters. Anyway Skywarp thought about it, the outcome was never in his favor. And yet here he was preventing Starscream from entering his own room.

"Skywarp, I swear to primus if you don't move in the next three klicks I will shoot you in the face and string your deactivated corpse up on the wall of the common room for all to see." Starscream had just made his way from the medbay after another friendly conversation with their glorious leader and was in no mood to deal this his moronic trinemate. He wanted nothing more than to curl up on his berth and recharge and the little patience he had left was quickly wearing thin with each klick Skywarp denied him so.

Skywarp took the look on his trineleader's face and the soft hum of the seekers' weapon systems coming online for what it was and nervously held up his servos.

"Ahh calm down Screamer, were on the same side." he realized his mistake too late and he saw Starscream's face darken at the nickname. He had unconsciously pulled away as a nervous laugh escaped his vocalizer and his wings shivered low on his back.

"One." There was no emotion in Starscream's voice and if looks could kill Warp would be ready to string up in the common room.

"Ahh, you don't really want to go to recharge do you? It's still so early! We could go fling, maybe slag some autobots! That would be fun, right!" Skywarp was starting to panic and when Starscream took a threatening step forward he took one back.

"Two." Warp's wings twitched at the word and he frantically searched for some other way of keeping the temperamental seeker from his quarters. Coming up with nothing he took a nervous step back, his back making contact with the door only for it to disappear a second later.

The black and purple seeker stumbled into the room with a rather undignified squeak, steadying himself just in time to see Starscream stroll into the room only to freeze a few steps in front of Skywarp. Sitting on the seeker's berth, wagging it's tail happily when it saw them was a rottweiler puppy.

It was covered in mud.

So was everything else.

Skywarp laughed nervously when the other seeker didn't move. His wings were low on his back as he fiddled with his servos and looked at anything and everything that wasn't the seeker.

"His name is Megabite, haha…"

Starscream glared at Warp over his shoulder and the klick the word left the tri-colored seeker's mouth Warp disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke.

"Three."


ReVieW PLZ I HaVe the Self cONfIDENCE Of A ParSNIp ~Firefly