I also should mention- I own nothing. All the nothing I don't own, nothing. Nada, zip, nothing. Anyway, here's twister, and a look at what the League thinks of all this, as was suggested to me in a review...see- I read those things and may throw some stuff in... Anyway, here's Twister fun times!


The movie played on, and those who had never been blessed with a disney childhood watched in awe, wonder and amazement as the beautiful Belle and the seemingly evil Beast fell in love, conquered the mob and broke the spell. Our four normal teens on the other hand were entertaining themselves by seeing who could jab the others in the side the most subtly. Basically that couch was full of squirming teens swearing under their breaths and attempting to not just backhand the ones sitting next to them.

"Oh that was so wonderful!" cheered Megan as the credits began playing. "That was so sweet and magical!"

Conner and Kaldur nodded in agreement, and the four trouble makers on the couch regained what little composure they could muster.

Wally stood up, clicking the tv off. "Now, we're going to branch into a fun game that blessed every childhood! Twister! A human board games of sort- made especially interesting now that we're getting more in touch with our stripper side. The rules are simple, the official spinner class out a color and a limb that goes there. You listen yada yada, if you fall you lose...it's a human knot of joy and delight! The mats are set up in the training room- so away we go!"

He sprinted off out of the room, leaving the others to trail after him.

"This is bound to be interesting...we have an acrobat, two archers with the arm strength of gods, a shapeshifting martian, and over half of us are more exposed than what is customary or acceptable in today's society..." Kaldur sighed, rubbing his temples. "I can only hope our mentors intervene and help straighten this mess out, before things get out of hand tonight..." He sighed again... "This does not seem very innocent or...childhood like..."

"Let's hope not... Ollie would throw a complete bitchfit..." Roy snickered under his breath. "For such a promiscuous man he has the most obsessive need for everyone to keep their clothes securely on..."

Artemis nodded in agreement, "He does have quite the vandeta against excess skin showing for someone who wakes up naked and hungover every other day.."

Wally streaked back into the room. "Guys come on- there's only so much time in a night and we have so much yet to do!-" before anyone could tell him other, he was off and back into the training room. A crash resounded and echoed through the hall. "I'm ok- Ugh..."

Finally the non speedsters reached the training room, where two twister mats were set up and taped down to the floor. It was an efficient set up for a hard core game. This was bound to be interesting for sure..

"Ladies, Gentlemen, and Artemis.." Wally snickered at his own joke. "Take your places around the mat, this is gonna be good."

"...Right hand yellow..."


"Bruce...why did you call us to the watchtower, at 10 o clock at night...as civilians?..." Dinah sighed as she addressed 'the night' who was currently staring intensely at the wall of security camera screens with feed from the cave displayed on them. "Does it have to do with the team's night in?..."

"If only you'd of known what chaos you would bring when you approved this night Dinah, if only you'd have known..." Bruce shook his head, turning to face the small assembled group of heroes in front of him. "The children...the teenagers...have created madness..."

Clark looked confused, but not overly concerned(surprise surprise), Oliver was still half asleep, Orin was concerned, J'onn didn't seem to be aware of what was going on at the moment.

"What do you mean by madness... I really do not think Kaldur would let that occur on his watch. Besides, is Roy also not there? He is practically an adult and would never let the teens cause too much trouble..." Orin sighed, if he'd been summoned form Atlantis for an issue he surely hoped it was either important or life threatening..

"Just, come watch...it will show you all you need to know..." Bruce stepped aside, the other mentors crowded in and he played the security tapes from the past two hours inside the cave. "I warn you, Dick cut off the zeta tubes and made the cave impenetrable. I assume to keep us out, or them in.."

As soon as Robin brought out the alcohol the group of adults groaned, of course it would go downhill this fast.. They watched worriedly, hoping to catch up to where the team was currently before things got too bad..


Twister had indeed gotten intense..

Conner had fallen in the third round and was fuming off to the side, Kaldur had purposely 'slipped' to avoid the awkwardness he felt would ensue, Megan had fallen on the 12th spin, and Wally had stepped out to be full time spinner and commentator.

This left Artemis, Roy and Robin to duke it out for the title of winner. Their position at the moment was, less than comfortable though; Roy was stretched out to nearly all four corners of the board, facing up and feeling very open and uncomfortable. Artemis was crouched next to him, one leg sticking out to the opposite end of the mat, she vas by far the most stable of the three. Robin had manage to end up between Roy's legs with one arm reaching between Artemis's arms and his other limbs sprawled out beneath the archers.

Wally grinned, the final three people. Now it was his time to shake things up a bit. "Alright, you guys are obviously our Twister power houses, so I've made up a new spinner to use when things get down to the champions in the making." Again, as if out of no where he pulled out a new spinner, grinning wickedly as he started calling out commands.

"Great.." grunted Roy, the last thing he really wanted was the hyperactive teen's idea of 'shaking things up a bit' it never ended well for anyone but Wally.

"No feet on the mat-" you could hear the glee in the speedster's voice.

"What kind of fucked up instruction is that?" demanded Artemis, Roy nodded in agreement but Robin only laughed.

"Come on guys, if you wanna win you have to go hardcore..." the little bird cackled and flipped himself up into a handstand.

Wally snickered. "You heard the boy, get your feet off the mat or get out of the game."

"Seriously, why did I even show up, I am way too old for this..." Roy grumbled as he pushed himself up into quite possibly the most unstable handstand in existence. His hands were spread across at least one mat and his legs were bent and lodged in an awkward triangle to try and stabilize himself. Artemis was able to easily rotate from her stable position into the air, and decided she would use Robin as a footrest instead of supporting all the weight herself. Because why the hell not.

"Arty that's cheating! Not cool at all!" Robin scowled at her and regained his balance to be able to also support Artemis's legs which were propped quite leisurely on top of his feet.

"Just roll already-" grunted Roy, he was shaking and had to keep rearranging his hands to not slip. "This isn't exactly easy here-"

Wally laughed, obviously enjoying his little twist of events. "Alrighty, next is...one foot red, your choice, and the other on the back of another player.."

"I swear to god- Wallace Rudolph West I am going to skin you and use your hide as a rug-" Roy was the first to lower, putting on foot down and forcibly setting his other leg on Artemis's back. "Much better, you comfy replacement?"

"Oh fuck you-" the blonde in question had almost fallen, and was now repositioning herself to remain stable. "Was that really necessary? Really?"

Robin popped down, opting to also use Artemis as a footrest. "Arty you really are the most comfortable footrest around, Roy had the right idea.."

She groaned, dropping her feet down and hitting Robin none so gently with her foot. "I dunno Rob, you make a pretty nice footrest.."

"One hand off the mat-"

"SERIOUSLY WALLACE?" man could the archers be in sync when they wanted..


"So that is why they're stripped down in various stages of nudity..." murmured Oliver, who was looking quite concerned at the moment. He was clinging to Dinah who just looked disappointed in the world, mostly the teens, but just the world in general.

"And...there's nothing we can do?" questioned Orin, he was glad that Kaldur had at least...attempted to maintain order, he was overthrown as soon as he tried, but he'd made the attempt.

"We're all going to hell for watching this happen..." muttered Clark, they were children- and they had drank and stripped and were touching each other nearly naked without courtship and could the world and these teenagers let him down anymore than they had already?

"We just have to...wait..wait until Dick opens up the cave so we can get in and instal order..." Bruce sighed, shaking his head. "I only hope it isn't too late.."


"Artemis- your foot is getting dangerously close to my crotch right now- could you watch it a little? Just a novel idea!" Roy grunted, staring at his replacement with a great bit of fear in his eyes.

"Well maybe if you wouldn't have out your hand on my chest then we wouldn't be in this problem-" The blonde was also not happy.

"The instructions were to grope another player- you're slightly less illegal than Robin is and a lot less gay!"

"Would you two stop arguing- you're ruining my dharma-" Robin was planking across the two intertwined archers, serenely resting on the rock hard abs of the archers.

"Fuck you and your dharma!" Grumbled Artemis. "Baywatch would you spin already- I would appreciate it if Roy could get his hand off my boobs already-"

Wally cackled gleefully. "Put your right hand down the pants of th-"

And then Roy slipped. He fell, which caused Artemis to fall which caused Robin to fall. And so they lay on the mat, and intertwined sweaty half naked pile of people. Lord only help their eternal souls.

"Who's hand is on my butt?" demanded Robin, no one replied. The three shimmied around and struggled a bit before they were able to drag themselves out of the human knot and soon all three were standing on their feet again.

"That was quite possibly the most lewd and crass display of anything I have ever seen in my entire lifetime..." murmured Kaldur, who looked quite horrified at this whole ordeal.

"I don't know, I kind of like it.." Conner leaned back, laughing at the face Kaldur had made at his comment.


"OH GOD HE'S A TEEN PERVERT ALREADY-" Clark threw himself to the ground and soon curled up in a whimpering ball of destructive emotion..


Wally grinned. "And now- it's time for snacks!"


Wasn't that fun! Oh goodness I hope it was- anyway, I really hope you enjoyed it! If you did, or even if you didn't- leave me a review! As you can see I do read them, it's a thing that happens. Thanks for all the support!

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-GettingTraught