Animemonk here and it is time for the question you have all been waiting for regarding how to best get rid of Justin Bieber.

-A small pidge flies in and whispers into his ear that this is the fic opening not the anti-Justin beiber club meeting.-

M: ahem well sorry and my apologies for that I forgot the meeting was postponed but I did know that you had a question about the fic. Now to answer your question of which Pokémon Dave spends some time with well let me just say this first. I AM NOT A REPORTER AND I AM NOT SOME TALK SHOW HOST. Now if you excuse me I have to go scream at the person who told me to do this.

-walks over to oak and starts yelling at him until oak has enough rips off his shirt and has the build of a world champion wrestler and starts to put me in a choke hold. I then rip my shirt off expecting some miracle to happen but nothing happens leaving it so that my slightly chubby chest is showing. Then as my face turns red then blue and finally purple a igglybuff comes in and sees me about to die and it's eyes turn a deep deep shade of pink and it starts growing in size till it is about twice as big as the hulk and 200% stronger. The igglybuff then walks up to us and oak lets go of me as we both scurry on our backs using our hand and get cornered against the wall. The igglybuff takes a deep breath as if it is about to roar but then pulls out a giant microphone and starts singing into it a song that should kill people who hear it so they don't have to suffer through it. As the igglybuff sing's Justin beiber's song boyfriend I pass out from the evil song as oak tries to crawl away until the evil song over powers him making him faint. Igglybuff then takes out a bunch of paint with the world's smallest paint brush and paint all over our faces drawing a troll face on me and drawing the rear end on a snorlax on oak's face, we both wake up 7 hours later after the igglybuff has left. I look at oak's face and I burst out laughing. Oak takes out his smart phone takes a pic of me and posts it online and then it gets over a thousand likes in 5 minutes so I take a pic of oak and post it at the same area and it gets 500,000 comments about how funny it is and twice as many likes and 1 dislike just as the one oak put up had one dislike since we each disliked the pic of us.-

Me: okay now where were we?

Oak: I think you were about to tell everybody what Pokémon trainer red I mean Dave was about to spend a while with alone.

Me: eh there is really only one reviewer so yeah why did you make it plural and anyways the reviewer picked the Pokémon so heck I don't need to say which but if you are reading this for the first time just keep reading and it shall be revealed.

-throws down a small knife that cuts a rope and a ton of flour makes a white fog and when it clears oak is gone like Houdini as I am still trying to find the trap door .-

Me: okay now that I failed and oak succeeded in this disappearance act let's get this show on the road.

-I cough up some flour making another small cloud in midair just big enough to hide someone though too high to have someone appear through. The flour settles and oak is there hovering in md air where the flour was.-

Oak: ta da

Chapter three: time alone with a friend

-as I walk out of the room into the lab area room I see all on my Pokémon sitting on the couch with worried expressions on their face as if the plant were their sibling. Then I have an idea for a joke as I start to make myself cry in order to pull of the joke as I start wiping away tears as I walk they all start balling under the impression the plant died.-

"Hey where did you get the necklace from?" oak asked.

"Oh this? I got it after I saved the plants life and used it to Taser a fearow though I got drill pecked so I was crying." I said.

-then all of my Pokémon give me a typical glare showing that they did not think my little joke was funny. I hear wings beating so I turn around and I duck matrix style just in time as the fearow comes blazing out of my room doing a corkscrew and using drill peck. I barely managed to dodge the flying Pokémon and when I turn back I see oak being violated by drill peck since he had the misfortune to have been facing away and he was also bent over to lift up a box of research paper. After I am just standing there dumbstruck for about ten seconds while I watch the fearow anally rape oak until I start to laugh my ass off due to the fact that oak is mostly running around like a monkey on his hands and knees trying to shake the fearow off. Then I sigh and decide that my father professor oak has had enough torture for the day. I grab the necklace around my neck and close my eyes and picture the necklace becoming a Taser again and then I take aim at the fearow's back and then pull the trigger though the fearow moved at the last second causing the flying electrifies barb to go inside the birds arse and embed itself to flesh causing the fearow to give one last loud screech of pain before fainting. I then turn the Taser gun back into a necklace and put it back on and grab a leg of the fearow and I drag it outside and toss it into a bramble of thorns and walk back inside. I see that oak fainted so I toss a blanket over him and I shove one of his rock hard pillows under his head. Then I go back to my room and I grab a walking stick I made when I was younger and walk back out of my room past my Pokémon and out the door and I start walking back to my little cabin in the woods and I stop and take a look around for a few minutes after I walked about a fourth of a mile. Then a blur of yellow tackles me or at least tries to.-

"Hey Pikachu did you decide that you want to come with me?" I asked.

"Yea I thought I would tag along and hang out with you a little bit and chat with you alone." She said.

"Oh ok well I was just thinking about my cabin and if there was anything left from what I left behind." I said.

"Wait didn't you keep a metal safe in the basement reinforced to the point that a Pokémon could use explosion right next to it without leaving any damage other than scratches?" she asked.

"Oh yea I did it held a copy of all of my research as well as my samari outfit as you call it or as it is called by anyone who speaks even a lick of Japanese a kimono. It also held a scrap book and then I think two letters that you had me write one to you and you one to me. Plus it holds the very blade that once made me famous though the sword never even came up to public or private knowledge and faded back into mythology, the legendary sword zangetsu which is more well known as Excalibur. [Sorry for the small bleach reference but well I have spent almost the entire time since I posted the last chapter trying to think of a name for the sword.] And I think I also had the counter part of legend to zangetsu which is the sheath of distortion. But then again I know I put something in there for you and that thing was made for you by my own hand and charged with aura, the necklace of sensing , which allows you to sense aura." I said as I remembered a few of the contents.

-I then started to remember zangetsu and the ability it gave it's user that would allow the wielder to save or destroy the world with the powers of dialga and polkia. As I think about the sword I look down at the palm of my right hand where a permanent yin and yang symbol lays almost motionless though it is slowly spinning just to slow for the human eye to watch though. I remember that as long as the symbol is on my hand the world will not have to face the wrath of time and space since the sword only chooses one person to wield it. I then start to remember why I let it remain hidden in mythology which was because of its price for using it, having the world fear you and having nature literally hunt you though I had made peace with nature the other setback was the greatest power it gave yet also the greatest curse, being literally untouchable by anything other than true love in any form, as long as the love was true the same way both ways it didn't have to be exactly "love" it could be brotherly love like I had with oak though he is my father, complete trust of companions and friends. Most people would hear that and think that it would be great but nobody truly realizes that in this world and most likely any other world true love is rare even among family and friends. Then I started to remember the deal I had made with the sword to be able to be relieved of this curse, I was free of its curses but also its strengths until I had a true need of the sword again. I then started to remember what it was like to be untouchable by those who meant the most to you, the feeling of never ending death while an empty shell that remained lived without living doing what it had to in order to save the world. The next thing I know is that I am upside down hanging from my ankle which is in a vine snare and then the vine almost comes alive as the mark of nature on my chest fells like it is burning and the vine unties itself which makes me fall on my face on the ground. As I got back on my feet I looked around to see who had set the snare or rather what Pokémon. From the stealth of the snare I could tell it was not a human who had set it. I saw no Pokémon in the area other than my companion Pikachu so I closed my eyes and clapped my hands together in front of me with only my two index finger remaining straight as I switched into an aura sensing mode. On the vine was a little reminisce of a mostly green aura which showed mischievous in this certain shade of green with a thin outline of gray of a certain shade which showed loneliness and a center of a small amount of concentrated and extremely potent yellow which in this particular shade meant longing but it was between two shades so it could of also of meant jealousy though it could be both. I then noticed an invisible floating Pokémon whose aura was an exact match and was looking at me. I tap into my power of nature slightly and use it to control a few vines. The first vine wrapped around the Pokémon's right arm without the Pokémon noticing and the other wrapped around the other arm just as easily. Then two more vines lash out aggressively and one wraps around the body and the other around the head. I watch as the Pokémon fights the vines which just slowly tighten the more it fights. Then it gives up and shows its form and I am shocked at exactly what Pokémon it is and for a few minutes I just stare. Then I release the vines except for one that is around the left arm. The Pokémon in my living snare is none other than latias. As I continue to stare at latias I subconsciously drift into a half in and half out state of regular sight and aura sight. I then watch as the latias looks at Pikachu and her aura turns the exact shade of yellow showing jealousy. Then her gaze goes back to me and her aura turns the exact shade of yellow to show longing but it has some small flecks of a reddish pink that shows either lust or love. Then I remove the last vine from latias and I stare at her more and she gazes at me with the flecks of reddish pink slightly growing bigger. After that everything went black except for one thing. The last thing I saw before I was knocked out was a beedrill who came at me at full speed with his sharp stingers/hands aimed for my chest. I came to several hours later to find the beedrill about to kill latias and Pikachu beside me knocked out. At that moment time stopped it seemed and I held my breathe thinking there was nothing I could do and fate had decided to make it more painful as possible by making it happen in slow motion. Then I noticed that it was not fate trying to make it more painful by slowing it down. It then dawned on me that time had literally stopped all around me though I could move perfectly well. I then looked at the palm of my hand which was slightly burning. The small black and the small white dot of the yin and yang were lit up as well as the black of the yang being lit up. I then looked at my other hand and saw a small distortion in space and time which my hand was inside and had gripped something. I pulled my hand out and in my hand was zangetsu and its sheath with my hand half on the sheath and half on the sword. And I removed zangetsu from the sheath and then I felt the throbbing of power from the sword of legend but there was something different about it this time than from any other time before when I used zangetsu. Then I noticed that my necklace had morphed into the sword changing it slightly. It used to be a rough handle but now the handle of zangetsu felt like it was not made for no one person in particular but instead it felt like the hilt had been made for my exact hand. The weight had also changed as well as the length of the blade. Originally the blade had been a basic short sword but it was now a one and a half hand sword with the length of the blade being halfway between a short sword and a long sword. The weight of the sword which was like 10 pounds of dead weight before was now as light as a leaf being carried away on a cool autumn breeze. The blade then had a shift in the edge which was sharp now become dull without an edge. I fastened the sheath to my belt and took the sword in both hands and took a position I had perfected over the years with my sword tip pointed behind me with the sword angled towards the ground with the flat of the blade right beside my hip. At that moment time came back to its usual flow and the beedrill came to a distance of his stinger/hand being one centimeter away from the skin over latias' heart. Then the beedrill switched from going after latias to looking at me with one eyebrow raised as if he were saying, "how the hell is that dude still alive?" and then it started jabbing at me with its stingers/hands. I blocked each attack with the flat of my blade and then took the offensive by parrying an attack and instantly launching a counter attack leaving the left arm of the beedrill either broken or dislocated by the look of it I had fragmented the arm. Then I used the opening left by the beedril's wince of pain to back the pommel of zangetsu into the side of the head of the beedrill knocking it out cold with a guaranteed migraine when it woke back up. Then I used another little

trick of zangetsu that did not truly belong to it alone. I sheathed zangetsu and using the sheath I cut a rift in the fabric of reality making a 5 mile shortcut through space under Pikachu and latias making them fall through and land on my bed which was completely untouched by the fire. I then jumped through the rift and slashed it again with the sheathed blade making it close with me landing on the floor roughly and then all the power from zangetsu left due to me not needing it anymore and my necklace returned. Then the power of the sheath flared up again and I tapped latias on the forehead with the sheath and she was forcibly distorted from her Pokémon form to her human form due to the power of the sheath. Then as I put the sword and sheath down I used a herbal mix on Pikachu's wounds leaving time to heal them completely. I then went to work on latias' wounds but then I noticed one big problem for the situation that in a way helped. As I looked at latias my mind screamed at me to look away though my body would not look away causing me to remain staring at the completely naked form of latias. Finally I was able to look away and I used something I had saved for life or death situations though I would rather use it now to keep from invading the privacy of latias. I used the full restore I had saved on latias fully healing her and then I put a blanket over her and went and emptied my safe out and put all of the stuff in a gunny sack only first I changed into the kimono. I set the sac of stuff by the bed and went to my underground steel box as Pikachu called it or as I called it, my experiment room. I found that my experiment room was truly untouched. I took out the piece of technology I had created that I still had yet to finish and got my tools out and began to work on it. I sauntered the circuitry together and welded the base of the device together and started to work on the transfusional converter and hooked that up to the main body after I finished that and then I created a DNA reverse splicing to slightly alter the DNA with that of something else and hooked that to the converter which I then hooked up to a power injector which I put a needle on the end of and sealed it inside the base of the device. Then I created a DNA simplifier to select certain abilities of DNA and keep only that for the rest of the process and I hooked a DNA multiplier onto that which hooked into storage vessel inside the base of the device and sealed that on and then I put a DNA containment cell for the original form of the DNA to be put in and connected that at the very beginning of the device. Then I labeled it by a number, project 1579820, and then I took a syringe and went upstairs. I then took approximately 5ccs of blood from latias and put 1cc in the starting storage container and used the other 4ccs to check to make sure her blood was clean and that she was not sick or anything out of an urge to make sure she was ok and not poisoned from the beedrill. She was not poisoned or anything at all though her genes were exactly what I had been looking for. I had researched in plants for some kinds of transfer of animal to human and such but never found a single way to make it so a human could take the form of a Pokémon or a Pokémon the form of a human and all of the experiments I had done with the DNA samples willingly given to me by a ditto were failed experiments which there were exactly 1579819 failed attempts and I hoped this would be the one that would work. Latias had the ability to become a human and with the DNA simplifier I could take that ability alone and give it to another Pokémon but I am and would be for a while unable to make it work in reverse though from what knowledge I had I knew I could make a transfusion of DNA. (yea please do not review me asking for any specifics about this machine cause I have no clue what I am talking about but I am doing my best to describe as much as I can with what little I know on the topic of genetic engineering.) I then took the device and went outside and sat at a stump and whistled a call that would have a certain Pokémon who allowed me to use him as a Guiney pig come. Soon a digglet popped out of the ground and I injected him with a small portion of the DNA and then he glowed white and

became a dude human in form only he wasn't white or black in skin color. His skin color was the exact same from when he was a digglet. He was also buck ass nude though his lower half was still underground. Then he flashed white and become a digglet again and the experiment was confirmed a success. I then went back to the cabin and just as I went in Pikachu woke up so I took her down to my secret base according to her but I just took her to what I called my lab bedroom since I sometimes worked so late I couldn't even walk up the stairs to a bed. I then set her on the queen sized bed and started to talk to her.-

"Pikachu I finally got a working anthropomorphic transfuser. " I told her.

"What exactly is an antropamorthic trans figurater thingy do?" she asked me.

"is short it takes the DNA I stored in it takes a certain part of it and ingrains it into your DNA to give you that ability and this one gives you the ability to take a human form though still being furred and such." I told her.

"Oh okay so it is a morph allowing device so why don't you just call it a pokemorph injector?" she asked.

"First of all why would you call it a pokemorph injector? Though it does inject the DNA into your own DNA I do not see why you would call it an injector." I said.

"I would call it an injector because it looks just like you little injectors you use to take small samples of stuff and all though it isn't made of plastic it does look like one." She said.

"First of all the item you are talking about is not called an injector it is called a syringe. You are right though it does look exactly like an injector and it is roughly the same size. But still why would you call it a pokemorph injector I get the injector part now but why pokemorph part?" I asked.

"I would call it a pokemorph because well it allows Pokémon to morph into humans to some extent you said." She said.

"Oh ok well now I got what you mean and I think it is easier to just say pokemorph injector rather than anthropomorphic transfuser so I guess it can be called a pokemorph injector." I said while I shrugged my shoulders in a way to say "why not".

"So you got that thing working after so many attempts failed with that ditto who agreed to let you use his DNA to make it so other Pokémon could morph." She said.

"Not exactly. I did get it to work but not with the DNA of a ditto. I got it to work with the DNA of latias." I said.

"So she willingly gave you some blood so you could go and make it so other Pokémon could have a human form?" she asked.

"Not exactly. I took a little of her blood after I remembered she could change into a human form and I didn't really ask since she was unconscious." I said.

"So you took her blood from her against her will!" she yelled at me.

"He did not take my blood without my consent but he never asked me if he could take it so he is not lying but he is not doing anything involving my blood being taken against my will. I told him the last time we met that if he ever needed help with that device he has been working on for years to tell me and I would help him. I guess he forgot the conversation I am talking about though I know he retained the knowledge that he could have some of my blood to try to make the thing work since I know he would never of taken my blood without my consent." Latias said from the stairway where she had been standing for a few minutes apparently.

"well I did forget about that conversation but I guess I never forgot about that particular fact in the conversation and latias thank you for saving me from the thunderbolt that I know I was about to be hit with." I said.

-all of a sudden I get hit with a continuous strike of electricity for about three seconds straight before it quits leaving my skin looking black with a little soot and my hair fanned out in no specific direction so that my hair is a little like Einstein's.-

"Why Pikachu why?" I said right before I blacked out for a few seconds.

-I opened my eyes as I regained conciseness and didn't quite know exactly what I was looking at for a few seconds until my mind finally kicked in and instantly I was aware that I was looking straight up at a set of breasts that I guessed to be at least a small d cup and then a pair of lips met mine and blew air into my lungs. Then my mind finally got out of the state of paralysis it had been in and my entire body lurched. Well lurched is technically what my body did bit it lurched up caught latias off guard who was giving me mouth to mouth and flipped her over onto her back with me on top of her now. Realizing exactly what position we were in I rolled over onto my back landing with a small thump beside latias who I know notices was still naked in her human form from earlier. I covered my eyes to try and not stare at her and then Pikachu slightly got the idea of what I was hoping. Pikachu whispered into latias' ear and led her upstairs and then came back down. She moved my hand away from my eyes and I saw latias was upstairs now. –

"Thank you Pikachu." I said.

"You're welcome but I have one question for you." She said.

"Ask away." I said.

"When are you going to allow me to be able to take a human form?" she asked.

"If you want I can give you the shot now and you can take a human form right now." I said.

"Well then I guess I can try to get use to having a body like yours then." She said.

"Where do you want me to put the shot at?" I asked her.

"Hmmm where would you prefer to inject it on me?" she asked.

"I think it would be easiest if I gave it to you on your arm if that is all right with you that is." I said.

"Sure that sounds like a good spot. Well then let's get it over with." She said.

-I then took the pokemorph injector and inserted the needle into a blood vein in the arm of Pikachu and pressed the button on it allowing for it to transfuse the DNA into Pikachu's DNA. I then watched as Pikachu slowly started to grow and level out though as she started to grow she curled into a ball. After she finished growing into a human form she looked like most humans except for the fact that she had an extremely thin coat of fur on her entire body except for her palms and her lips as well as her ears being slightly pointed with black tips and the color of her fur was the same as when she was a Pikachu. She then slowly uncurled from her ball and stood up and unknowingly I stared at her new body. As I stared a small trickle of blood started to run from my nose but then stopped momentarily. The next second I was flying backward from a sudden ferocious nose bleeding blast that rocketed me onto my back and pushed me several feet across the floor. The reason I had the nose bleed rocket was from complete shock of the fact that she was completely nude and had at least a large d cup or a decent size of whatever may come after d cup. (If you know whatever it is that comes after d cup please leave me a review with what it is called.) Between her large exposed breasts and her pussy in plain sight the sudden rush of blood to my head had to find a way to get out and release the pressure that built up. Then Pikachu noticed that she was naked apparently since she went to my closet of the mini lab and took out one of my clean crisp white lab coats and put it on and held it tight around her body while she was blushing though due to how much force she had holding the coat tight around her I could clearly see every last detail of her breasts through the coat and that in turn caused another flow of blood causing me to be shot another few feet back on the floor. By how much pressure there was you would think there would have been a bloody mess all over the room but it was just pressure and nothing more and I had not even lost a pint of blood. As I finally got up from the floor I got out of my lab coat and threw it into a dirty clothes bin and then I didn't bother putting another back on as I walked over to Pikachu and took her hands and moved them to a point that the coat she had on didn't reveal every last detail about her breasts anymore. Then Pikachu lowered her head as she blushed out of embarrassment and blushed even deeper. I silently cursed knowing exactly what she saw that had made her blush. Pikachu then looked back up to me and looked me in the eye and held a gaze with me for a few seconds before she looked away to the side. I then hugged her and wrapped my arms around her sort of loosely so that I didn't press her breasts against me.-

"You're gorgeous." I whispered into her ear.

"Your body already told me that and more when I looked down." She said.

"Yea I kind of figured that when you blushed so much your face was redder than a charmeleon." I said.

"I don't think it is entirely my fault after all you're the one who has the leaning tower of Pisa sticking straight up in your pants." She said.

"her I may have the leaning tower of Pisa in my pants but you have mount Everest and it's clone on your chest and Niagara falls between your legs." I retorted.

"I do not have Niagara falls between my legs." She said.

"Deny all you want but the puddle on the floor formed from the dripping between your legs does not lie." I said.

"There may be a puddle there but it is not from Niagara Falls." She said.

"Oh my bad then that puddle was formed by the Mariana trench while my eyes were trapped into gazing at the Grand Canyon then I take it." I said.

-we just stared at each other with scowl on our faces for a few minutes. Then we both busted out laughing at the similes we had made.-

"Dave, can I confess something to you?" she asked.

"Sure go on ahead. After today I don't think anything short of Arceus naked will faze me anyways." I said.

"Dave, I think I love you." She said.

"Well I guess I figured you would say that sooner or later. I saved you live a few years ago and then we bonded indefinitely throughout those years and I can honestly say that I am surprised that you never had the courage to tell me that sooner." I said.

"It isn't that I never had the courage but instead it is that I was waiting for the right moment to tell you and I knew that the right time would be after you had a working pokemorph injector or something similar enough to give me a human form and I had taken a human form. I knew that you could never love a Pokémon or at least not a Pokémon in a Pokémon form. I just hope that you feel at least slightly similar about me." She said.

"Who ever said that I couldn't love a Pokémon in Pokémon form to start with? Who said that I couldn't love a Pokémon at all? And who said that I didn't have any feeling at all towards you similar to how you feel about me?" I asked.

"Well nobody truly said any of that but my conscious just told me that it would be impossible. But I still believe that there might be a slight chance that you could love me." She said.

"Well about that then, you're wrong." I said.

"So there is no chance of you loving me at all." She said.

"There is no chance of it being impossible for me to love you. Besides if it were impossible for me to love you then I would not be able to feel how I feel about you then." I said.

"Oh ok so then that means that there is a chance for you to be able to love me though you probably don't love me right now." She said.

"I am not going to repeat myself but think for a second about what I just said and then tell me what I said." I said.

"Hmm, you said that if it were that way it would ne be possible for you to feel how you feel about me, so that means that… YOU LOVE ME!" she said.

-she hugged me tighter after she said that and jumped up on me wrapping her legs around my waist and pressing her breasts against my chest. Then she kissed me as soon as her legs were wrapped around my waist with her eyes twinkling with joy. Then the world started to move in slow motion though this time I knew it was not from the effects of the sword but instead from the effects of adrenaline. My body was trying to tell me something that I currently could not figure out. Then it hit me, not the answer to what my body was trying to tell me but the floor and then the answer. When Pikachu jumped on me she slowly took me down to the floor. Then my mind which slowly pieced itself back together and put together exactly what just happened all the way up to our current position. When she jumped up on me the coat she was wearing uncovered her front leaving her bare skin against me as she hugged me and such. Then my eyes suddenly widened as my mind connected the dots to exactly what all was at hand. It was then I realized that the only things separating her pussy from my cock in our current position was two thin layers of clothing. Then unconsciously my arms went under her coat onto her skin and slid down her back coming to rest on her ass while I was still pondering the best course of action to evade imminent death or imminent pain. Then as this action startled Pikachu I found that she still had control of electricity. A second after my hands touched her ass I had millions of volts of electricity running through me to the point that a small layer of my skin was turned black and powdery and my hair looked like a stick of dynamite had just gone off inside of it if it had started out as an afro. Then my eyes slowly but surely glazed over as I went unconscious. A few seconds later I regained consciousness. As my eyes opened I stared straight into two identical pools of black surrounded by a larger pool of crystal clear blue in a lovely shade that was like a mix of light blue water with diamonds dust spread out throughout the water with a touch of yellow rimming the blue pool in a shockingly electric like color. Around the yellow rimmed blue pools was a pure white pool. As I gazed into the pool I unconsciously said just above a whisper "how beautiful". Then without warning a layer of bright yellow quickly covered the pools and then uncovered them in an instant. Then the mass of matter that contained the pools moved away slowly allowing Pikachu's full body to come into view. Then out of bodily shock though mental shock but not bodily shock my hands instinctively sealed my doom. They did this by tightening up as much as they could due to trying to turn into fists. At the time my hands were still on Pikachu's ass. This caused me to grip her ass as tightly as I possibly could. If Isaac Newton had been in the room he would have said "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Then he would have probably added a personal note to me since we would have been good friends like I was with all of the professors. I would guess his personal comment would be something along the lines of "you leaned to heavily on the apple tree so beware the hail of apples." These thoughts all occurred to me in a fraction of a millisecond. Then the next thing I knew I was drifting in a black oblivion with nothing at all anywhere near me, yet everything was pressing into me. The last thing I remembered before the blackness was the feeling of a hail of

apples to my skin though the apples were made of electricity. When I came back to it was completely dark but I could see a faint yellow outline near my face but I could only hear ringing. Then slowly over what felt like hours though must have been only a few minutes my hearing started to come back. The first thing I heard was Pikachu using an electric shock on me. I then guessed that I could not feel anything because I didn't even feel her shocking me. Then I decided to let her know I am back in the world of the living but then I notice that my necklace is gone and I then sneak a glance down my chest and see a small slim skintight outlining covering my skin and then I notice that my skin slightly itches and I know that it has to be a thin layer of rubber tree wood over my body stopping the shocking. I then tense every muscle in my body and buck my entire body causing my necklace to revert back to the necklace and causing Pikachu who is completely stunned and shocked to fall onto the floor while I get up off the hospital bed and onto the floor and walk around stretching my stiff muscles. I then realize something is wrong. My yin and yang tattoo is now gone though I still see the sheath over in the corner of the room only inside the sheath is not zangetsu but instead the sword inside of it is an old antique katana that belonged to my 15 greats grandfather's best friend's uncle. The katana weighed about 3.5 pounds and was not the average length of a katana since at one point in time when it was still in use a stronger made sword had sliced through the top couple of feet so when the sword was fixed it was made into a hand and a half katana instead of a 2handed sword but still had a 2handed handle. The sword was kept in perfect condition except for the fact that the blade could not be sharpened due to the fact that with age the metal had become extremely brittle with age and would easily snap so it was unable to be sharpened. All in all, the sword was great for decoration though it was currently worthless as a weapon. Sine this sword took the place of where zangetsu was and my yin and yang tattoo disappeared I knew it meant that zangetsu had chosen another owner and my time with it was over. I also felt slightly glad that it was over since now when I held a sword I could feel more than just nature pressing against me and I could always get slivers and slightly hurt by branches though nothing made to injure could harm me while a wooden sword or anything used as a weapon. The only weapon that ever got through zangetsu was when a pissed off oddish used razor leaf on me. Then thinking back of all the very minor injuries I got while using zangetsu I notice a link between all of them, in each and every single one it was a form of nature that hurt me, well except for once when I accidentally pissed of zapdos and he used thunder on me. Other than that it was always nature that got through zangetsu's ultimate defence, whether it be a stray basketball sized piece of hail or a tree that happened to get hit by a stray attack and fell on me which due to its cushioning did not make a sound I however did and that sound make multiple people shit themselves since it sounded according to the news a demonic Pokémon howling for the destruction of life as we know it. But that particular incident is a tale for another time. I then walked over to the old blade and picked it off wiping the dust off of its hilt cap with the Japanese symbol for nature now being revealed for the first time in years. I then slowly draw the blade of the katana from the sheath and place my hands onto the hilt with them fitting perfectly on the hilt like it was made just for me all those years ago and I close my eyes and complete a small routine of air slashing doing a left lash a right backhanded swipe with a u turn arc going back left with a under over slice moving it down and swiping it up then using momentum to turn the blade and bring the blade down on an invisible foe with the force to crack open the armor of an aggeron. I then open my yes and see that the blade is now completely crumbling away and as I start to think I just destroyed it I notice it is only a small thin layer of crap metal falling off and underneath is an extremely decorated blade that looks so sharp that it should be able to easily slice through steel as I notice that the metal is not what the sword was originally made of but it is a mixture of that and the same metal of the blade that cut part of it off. As I look at the blade I see it is completely decorated with perfectly accurate and correctly etched drawing of trees and different types of leaves and vines and rain and a small section showing hail and all of this is centered around the image of a Pokémon at the base of the blade. The Pokémon is unmistakably celebi. As I turn the blade over in an old form of Japanese is a poem that I cannot fully read but I can understand parts of it well enough to know what it is saying. Mostly it just says that this blade got its name because of blah blah blah celebi's powers helped to forge it and so on and so forth and that celebi will be the guardian of the wielder of the blade for all time and such about why he would and then that this celebi being special and good friend with the god of Pokémon was granted eternal life unless killed by the legendary blades of which 2 of the 9 have so far been destroyed and that this is one of the legendary blades and so on and so forth about what makes it slightly unique only interesting part in that is that when it finds it's true owner for eternity will grant a long life until either killed or names a successor and departs of their own free will and that the sword will reveals it's true form only after it finds it's true owner and something about the blade that sounds worthless since it only says the name of nature in an older version of Japanese and then it goes on to say the guardian has a sex drive that is almost unrivaled by any with only mew and Arceus having bigger sex drives. Then it says something about why these legendries have such huge sex drives and I skip ahead a bit in the poem. I then read the very last words right after why the legends have huge sex drives it says, "the guardian of the owner of this blade is female." I then instantly think about who it said the guardian was but then my mind wanders as to why anyone would take the time to write in such fucking small print to fit such a long ass poem onto the blade of this sword. I then resheath the blade as it slides in soundlessly as if it is now made for the sheath instead of how it use to grind in when I sheathed it. I proceed to attach the sword to my back and I return Pikachu to her pokeball. As I walked up the stairs I saw that a note was left for me on the bed written by latias. It said, "Dave I am going to leave you and Pikachu a lone for a little while if you want to find me all you have to do is ask oak, love latias." I then stuff the note into my pocket as I sling the gunnysack over my shoulder before I stop and empty it out into a backpack I had years ago when I first moved out here and I sling it over my shoulders so that I can still easily reach the blade if I have to. I then walk out of my charred house and stoop to the ground and place my hand against the ground and focus as hard as I can on every seed in the ground as I make the forest regrow making it so that 5 to 10 years of growing time takes place in seconds leaving some decent trees so that pokemon can have their homes in the forest again as I start to walk back. As I walk pat a great big tree that surprisingly never got touched by the fire I feel something small and light hit me hard sending me falling to the ground as I almost lose consciousness as my head meets and greets a piece of hard stone on the ground. As my eyes open I see a round rock with what looks like a weathered knob on it and instantly know some asshole hiding up in the tree had to of thrown it at me. As I pick it up to lob it into the top of the tree I almost trip from the unexpected weight with the feeling of life inside of it. I then l0ooked at the rock and noticed it was not truly a rock at all though certainly had a fair percentage of rock in its makings. The item looked to be some form of pokeball that might have been used by Noah on the arc if not earlier. With the designs of it being actually intricate looking as if a small hammer with a toothpick sized chisel had been used to make it over a hundred years, though it did not take a hundred years it took close being it took 97.7 years to make the carvings. As I slowly turned the ancient pokeball I noticed the same carvings from my sword on the pokeball with the celebi being in slightly greater detail. I tried twisting the knob thing and the pokeball thing opened and whatever was in it I did not see other than a blur of green and a pair of goddess like breasts then my head collided with the hard rock on the ground again making me lose consciousness. When I regained consciousness the first thing I saw was some hot girl with curly green hair that looked like it was naturally curly and as my eyes started to explore her I took in her outfit a green as grass shirt with a pair of tight fitting bark colored pants and root colored shoes . Her facial features were all nice and neat her eyes looked slightly big for her head with her ears looking to small slightly and her mouth also seeming too small for her head. The first thing to come to mind was not anything about her however it was the plain in simple fact in big bold writing on my head, "YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING KNOCKED OUT SO MUCH" which was his first thought the second thought was, "are her breasts like that naturally?" he thought this due to her having enormous at least e sized breasts with a thin waist line and from what he could see a tight ass. The last thing he heard for the moment was her smiling and calling him a pervert in Japanese then slapping his head jokingly though she obviously didn't know her own strength since she almost broke my neck with me passing out for the third time in like 5 minutes. As he regained consciousness he acted like he was still dead to the world only opening his eyes enough to see through his eyelashes though making it seem his eyes were shut. The first thing he saw was the lady's face literally mere centimeters from his. He then saw her sighs with her head slamming into his with a barely audible yelp coming from her as everything started to go black for him . . . again with the last word he heard before being completely out being "dammit right when he was waking up too." This time as I came back there was nothing to be seen of the lady with me sighing and thinking it was a dream . . . at least that is what I thought before she jumped on me from behind with her unexpected glomp hitting my head against the rock on the ground . . . again making me pass out. This time as I regained my wits I leaped up off the ground with the ball in my hand and took off sprinting narrowly dodging her glomp and inevitably getting knocked out and as I looked behind he to see she wasn't running after me but pointing in front of me I got a puzzled look until my head backed into the ancient tree making me pass out yet again. This time as I woke up I was tied to the tree with chains made of grass and the lady was sitting at my feet sighing. I then slowly turns by necklace into a snake with a razor blade hear and it slithered around my arm in circles cutting the chain from my arm then slithering to my other arm and cutting the chain then it did so with each of my legs and I stated to tiptoe away. Then I stopped to turn around and see if she noticed I was leaving and she was not there as I had a chill run down my spine I turned and ran the other way looking back seeing she was so close it was a wonder I did not feel her breath on my I was flying in fear of the fact that I lost count of how many times I got knocked out by her I tripped and almost got knocked out again and would have been out cold but she caught my shirt collar. While I stood there hanging like a man sentenced to death row she sighed and pulled me up and gave me a huge bear hug. While she hugs me I just stood there limply trying to figure out WTH I ever did to deserve to be hugged by her though I knew I had done some stuff to deserve getting knocked out so much in such a short time. . . like what happened in kalos . . . hopefully that is a story for another time never to be gotten to. Finally getting back to my feet and standing on my own I looked at her in the eyes noticing that they were crystal clear blue flawless eyes that reminded you of aquamarine birthstones when you looked into them being like 2 perfect pools of water. I got caught into her eyes looking into them as if looking into the secret to life and nature and harmony and peace. And then as if the world decided I needed to be knocked out once again as a taranitar sneezed a mile away and the bogey that went flying hit a rock and send the rock flying hitting several objects until a wild voltorb hits me and uses self-destruct with a tattered focus sash keeping it from fainting as it rolled away with my last thought being that I found the focus sash I lost several years ago. directly after the voltorb leaves while I am knocked out her shoulders sagged and she sighed and in a very natural yet calm and beautiful voice that would make any pokemon want to sing she would mutter.-

"So the sword chose a damn self-knockout artist. Damn it if only I was the one who chose then it would be different. I would choose someone who cares for his pokemon and other pokemon caught or wild who would just as well get rid of humanity and be with pokemon and life off the land and treat it like it was his wife or something. -Sighs- I sure wouldn't have chosen someone who at the site of me knocks themselves out. I bet this guy can't even keep a pokemon to like him unless he teaches the pokemon from an egg to love him. If that happened I would hate being the pokemon that comes out of the egg. He probably even molests his pokemon if he even has any. -checks his waist and sees a trainer belt and no pokeball containing pokemon- wow he is a loser the sword chose him and he has no pokemon. He probably doesn't even have anything downstairs. -she calmly slides one finder into his pants and underwear pulling them open slightly and she peeks inside with her eyes going wide and her mouth hanging open as she blushes so red that she makes a tomato look pink- w-w-w-w-well h-h-he certainly has the stuff downstairs. -lets the finger slip out hiding his member from her as she unconsciously covers her crotch looking at him- Damn I'm glad that I know how to become a natural anthropomorphic or I would be searching for the dude living in this forest somewhere that all the pokemon have been talking about who is making a anthropomorphic injector that has rumored to have recently been completed so if this perv decided to rape me I could make it that that THING didn't split me in half though it will probably rip me open a lot no matter how big I get I bet even a snorlax would wake up from a ripped pussy from that THING. then again that might be fun to ride . . . NO NO NO DO NOT THINK LIKE THAT HE IS PROBABLY JUST SOME PERV WHO WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WITH ME WILLINGLY LETTING HIM . . . STOP IT BRAIN STOP MAKING ME WISH HE WOULD FUCK ME SENSELESS . . .OMG STOP IT BRAIN! -she sighs and tries to stop thinking about his member- err why does he have to look so hot to to it all off and they swore to me the sword wouldnt choose based on his appearance though to me he is hot some could call him ugly but no matter what I want his hair -strokes his glossy long hair- it is so soft and glossy and curly and probably natural curls damn him getting hair any girl would die for. Well he is probably only wearing it long to try to get a gf through her jealousy . . . damn it I'm jealous of his hair. -She lightly smells his hair and sighs happily- it smells so wonderful like groves of different berries and flowers and fruits and mmm it just smells too wonderful. -She blushes and then sighs- damn it a lot of the stuff about his makes me want him inside me. -She notices a small chain around his neck- oh what's this? Hmm a small devils ivy leaf as a necklace and oh what's this green ink on his chest over his heart? Wow did he design this tattoo it is so perfect a single leaf showing all the forms of nature most people would think have in such high detail in such small detail also. Damn him even his little doodles on his skin an around his neck make me want him. -she sighs and a blue outline surrounds him as she nimbly and easily makes a jump to the top of the first branch of the tree the pulls him inside and laps him on his bed . . . in a poor position that makes his crotch seriously stand out.- err damn I think it got bigger what do I do? Hmm I can try to "relieve the swelling" or wait till he wakes up. -she sits cross legged eyes closes one cheek puffed out tapping her chin thinking- maybe just maybe I'll reduce the swelling." she thought said did and well yeah you get the point.

-just then I start to open my eyes and I instinctively tuck and roll out of the tree and no longer knowing what was happening I slowly start to walk back to the lab thinking I had the weirdest dream not realizing the stone pokeball is in my jacket pocket. after I walk in I let pikachu out after deciding to catch the rest if they will allow me which chikorita and riolu both allow me to though growlithe is asleep so I walk into my room and to avoid detection I slide under my bed and slide open a trap door soundlessly and roll into my true bedroom and look around smiling knowing it is just as I left it covered in prn magazines oak ordered over 20 years and never managed to find a single one pokeality videos from just as long ago I got the same way and then down to a box in wrapped paper from oak with a message saying that this is now our shared getaway from life since most of the room is "technically" his. I unwrap the present and inside is a blue kunai (for those who are not knowledgeable in Japanese weapons the throwing kunai is the throwing knife). In side beside it was a note saying how each of the three birds of legend of fire ice and lightning, who each had a kunai of their type. It went on to mention that oak was given the kunai by articuno as a gift of friendship since in a blizzard articuno saved oak but then articuno got crushed by an avalanche and oak heal articuno from that. As I picked up the kunai expecting it to freeze my hand or something since it had the elemental type of articuno the calm legendary bird of ice. When I noticed the color seemed to shiver as I held it I tapped the floor with the blade as ice quickly formed in the area as I quickly pulled it back and hooked it in a throwing knife pocket that I had but didn't really use. With this he realized, everytime he got hurt the most was from one of the three legendary bird pokemon. He now knew what he would have to do in order to defeat whatever wrong soul he was sure was currently in possession of zangetsu. He now knew he must get the kunai of fire ice and lightning. Little did he know only articuno had a kunai the others has something else.-

AnimeMonk: well I finally did it I finished the chapter –tilts his head to the heavens- SWADLOON YOU OWE ME NOW YOU LOST THE BET! And yes this chapter is over 10k it may have taked a while but hey here it is and now I can confidently say I passed the bet and yes moltres and zapdos do not have kunai but what they have is a secret so if you want to know what they have read and review while I decide how the hell I want this to go and depending on the review the next chapter could be out very very soon.

ANIMEMONK OUT!