Hi! So someone voted. Thanks!
I think I waited long enough, so I'll make this chapter NOW.
Warning: GO. READ. THE FIRST. CHAPTER.
Disclaimer: Okay, what the hell do we need this for? Everyone knows I DON'T own Hetalia or FF13.
Enjoy!
Chapter 3
Sazh meets the psyco Russia! Hell NO!
Downtown Moscow, Russia (the country of course, not the personification)
Russia was walking around downtown Moscow. It's pretty crowded, which made this gigantic man hard to walk. Well, duh... there's a lot of people around him.
At first, Russia thought this little walk downtown would relieve him of his stress a bit, but then again it made him even more stressed, so he decided to go home.
Russia's house, Russia
Sazh woke up, on a couch. His vision was still hazy, but when it cleared up, he reaized he was in someone else's... living room?
This didn't look much like a living room to him.
"Okay, maybe I was drunk, but I know for sure I'm not in Hope's house," Sazh said to himself. He got off the couch, and started wandering around the room. It had a few flags on it, one was colored *white-blue-red, and the other one was **all red, with a sort of anchor with a star on it? He doesn't know hor to describe it, and a few other flags we're hanging on the walls as well, but Sazh didn't bother to look at them.
Latvia, apparently passed by the living room where Sazh was, and immedietly noticed him. Latvia immedietly froze. Not because of Sazh, oh no, but because of how Russia's reaction would be if he noticed this guy. Plus, he was also confused by the man's hair, and the little chicken stiking out of it. It reminded him of Prussia's Gilbird. Latvia walked closer to Sazh quietly, for whatever reason he has. Sazh took notice of the man, and it starteled him, and spontaniously, Sazh hit him. Hard.
#BUAGH#
Came the hit from Sazh's fist that immedietly hit Latvia's head. That instantly knocked Latvia out (good thing his head wasn't bleeding)
Estonia passed by the room, and saw Latvia who was knocked out cold, and also Sazh, who looked a bit guilty.
"LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Estonia screamed, like he always do when Latvia is in this state, or any other state close to this.
Outside of Russia's house...
Russia was just unlocking the door to his house.
"Huh... that went out pretty bad... and I thought it'll relive my stress a bit..." Russia whispered to himself, when he heared someone scream "LATVIAAAAAAA!" He instantly recognised that it was Estonia.
"Is someone at my house? Usually, Эстония would scream like that is Латвии was hurt by me..." Russia said, then it hit him.
"Америка... kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol..." Russia said, with his psycotic aura coming out.
Back inside...
A little misunderstanding happened, but after Sazh explained everything to him (a number of times), Estonia got what he was saying.
"Wow... that's just hard to belive..." Estonia said, pretty suprised by all this.
"Yep... and what're those flags over there?" Sazh asked him.
"Well... the white-blue-red flag is the Russian flag, while the one next to it is the USSR flag," Estonia quickly explained to Sazh.
"USSR?" Sazh asked.
"Let's just call it the Soviet Union. Basiclly, it's-" Estonia's sentence was cut off when he heared a sudden bang on the front door.
#BRAK!#
"Who's there? Америка?~" Russia said, psycotic aura coming out of him.
"Gah!V- Venemaa! Your back! Oh no..." Estonia said, his voice trailing off a bit at the word "oh no..."
"Ahh... so it's not Америка," Russia said, after he reached the living room. Estonia immedietly stood up straight.
"What are you doing here, kolkolkolkol~~," Russia said to Sazh.
'The hell is up with this guy? He's got this powerful aura around him!' Sazh thought, looking at Russia.
"Look, look! I'm not here to do ANYTHING! I just woke up here, and trust me, I don't even remember how I got here. Heck, I don't even know how I got here!" Sazh said in order to defend himself. Latvia woke up after he said this.
"GYAA! K-K-Krievija, y- your home! W- welc-come ba-back!" Latvia said, stutering, and a hesitating smile spread across his face.
"Hi, Латвии. Where's Литва?" Russia asked him, and in the kitchen where Lithuania is, Lithuania suddenly sneezed.
"Oh no... Rusija is home..."
Back to the living room!
After the whole misunderstanding cleared up (and mending Sazh's head after he was hit by Russia's legendary faucet pipe (good thing Sazh isn't dead)), Russia finally stopped harrasing Sazh.
"Ahh... I see. Well, Я сожалею об этом. Я только что получил немного параноик, вот и все," Russia said, and Sazh just put on a confused look.
"Umm... He said "I'm sorry about that. I just got a bit paranoid, that's all"," Estonia said, translating what Russia just said.
"Oh, thanks," Sazh said. 'Paranoid my ASS! HE NEARLY KILLED ME!' Sazh thought. Well, Russia did almost kill him. First, Sazh got hit by his faucet pipe, THEN he nearly got chopped to bits by Russia's pickaxe if it weren't for Estonia and Latvia to stop him.
"Well... you should stay here for the time being. It's not safe to just wander around out there, especially here. You might die because of the cold," Russia said.
"Ok, ok. As long as you don't harras me again, okay?" Sazh said. Russia nodded.
"Name?" Russia asked him.
"Sazh. Sazh Katzroy," Sazh answered quickly, while handing out his hand for Russia to shake.
"Russkie Federatsii, but just call me Russia," Russia said, a psycotic grin spread across his face.
"HEY! WHO DARES TOUCH MY BROTHER LIKE THAT?" Someone suddenly said, and apparently it was Belarus, who came out of nowhere, her psycotic aura more powerfull than ever, and she's holding out her knive. Or... is that a pickaxe?
"BELARUS!" Russia screamed in fear, and ran off, just like that.
"Brother, come back! Marry me NOW!" Belarus ran off as well, chasing her brother. The others in that living room just sweatdropped.
'God, this is gonna be bad...' Sazh thought.
Paumpolum, Cocoon
"Light, have you seen Sazh?" Snow asked her.
"No, why?" She asked. Her heart is pounding at this point.
"He's not in his room." Snow told her, and she snapped.
"WHAT?"
Oh, God... this is wreacking her mind to bits, I can tell...
Berlin, Germany
Just on their way back home, Hope and Germany stopped by the local markets.
"Huh? Why are we here? I thought we we're going home," Hope asked him. Germany then handed a plastic bag to him.
"We're just here to get some food. We're out of food at home," Germany told him.
"Oh, okay," Hope said, and they began looking for food at the market. Hope was mezmerized by this place. Who knew such a place could exist? He sure didn't.
China's home, China (the next day)
China was just going to check on South Korea in his room.
When he opened the door, his room was completly trashed. Wrecked. And the windows we're open. China could feel a vein pop up in his head.
"SOUTH KOREA!" He screamed.
In the living room, Fang was enjoying her tea. She thought it tasted good, and it rejuvinated her. Suddenly she heared screaming coming from the direction where China is at right now.
"Hey, could you keep it down back there?" Fang said.
Russia's home, Russia (also the next day)
Sazh passed by the kitchen when he saw Lithuania, getting breakfeast ready.
"Hey, who are you?" Sazh asked.
"EEK!"Lithuania shuddered at this. He's scared, by the way.
TBC
Holy Hell... this SUCKED! Huh... well, here are the translations:
Эстония= Estonia
Латвии (Latvii)= Latvia
Литва(Litva)= Lithuania
Америка= America
Russkie Federatsii= Russian Federation
Venemaa, Krievija, Rusija=Estonian, Latvian, and Lithuanian for Russia.
Well, now you can vote again for who's going next, 'cus I have NO idea... I suck like hell, do I?
R&R, please!
*I hope I didn't get it wrong
**Did I get the description right?
