I finally passed my zoology exam and it´s holidays so real life shoudn´t get in my way anymore. (at least for now)
Three Broomsticks
Ginny invited Harry and Ron to the Three Broomsticks to a Butterbeer or two. After 5 long years, no one seemed to take notice of the two war heroes and Madam Rosmerta commented on Ginny being a lucky girl for having found two attractive wizards to spend the night with, without recognizing them. The boys spurted their drinks over the table.
"Blimy Ginny, you´re not some kind of scarlet woman?!"
"Yes, I am. A witch needs to have some fun."
A wizard walked by the table and kissed Ginny on both cheeks.
"Ginny, good to see you. And there I was hoping we could spend the night together."
"Not tonight, Dave. Better luck next time. See you around."
"You're not fucking that guy!"
"Every now and then. He´s gotten quite good. I taught him well."
Ron was about to say something harsh about his baby sister´s flamboyant sex life when Harry intervened.
"I take it, you´re not married then?"
"Merlin no. I mean my children do need their fathers but I don´t need a husband. Mom keeps pushing me to marry one of them, at least for appearance sake. Luckily Blaise knocked up some muggle and is in the middle of an unprecedented tricky fight over custody and Lucius knows that marring his openly gay son of to a Weasley will hardly improve his standing in society. Also, they´re both such sluts."
"...and you´re not, Weaslette?" Draco joined them and Ginny got up and gave him a hug.
"Guilty as charged."
"So, it´s true then. Potter and Weasley have finally returned. How lucky. What did you do all those years anyway?"
"We traveled the world by broom and couch-surfing. We played Quidditch with the people we met. It was great."
"You played Quidditch? That´s exactly what Ginny does. By the way, I got your girlfriend pregnant, jealous potter?"
Within a couple of seconds the three wizards were standing, their wands out and ready to attack. Ginny sent a bunch of stinging hexes at all of them and told them to sit down. Harry changed the subject by inquiring about Hermione and how she ended up being the ferret's stepmother. Ginny explained:
"One might think the advantages of marrying Lucius Malfoy are obvious. He is rumored to be well endowed, good looking and this whole bad boy deatheater image is a big turn on. He is also filthy rich, powerful and can be quite charming if he wants to be. But you know Hermione. She was charmed by his knowledge and understanding of complex … stuff. They over a year discussing politics, economics or the newest potions and other things no one but them could possibly find interesting, in his library, I swear I thought she had moved in there before they had gotten together and then things went pretty fast. Instead of having kinky sex with a deatheater as every normal person would do, she spent another afternoon in the library, when Lucius handed her a wooden puzzle-box. He watched her squirm for about 40min until she solved it and found a ring, with a super-rare stone, which name I quickly forgot, in it. They married 3 weeks later in as mall ceremony. My entire family, including Charlie minus you two, Draco, her parents and even Narcissa were there. Another funny story, as a direct consequence of said wedding Percy, renounced our family once again, he now goes by Mr. Black. Anyway not nine months after the wedding little Rose was born. The irony, of course, is that now my own parents think I should live my life more than Hermione. They tend to overlook the fact that she married Lucius fucking Malfoy."
A wizard walked by and Draco smacked his butt the other wizard smiled back.
"That´s disgusting."
"Blimy, How could you allow `Mione to marry this monster?! Dad can´t be OK with this."
"We didn´t object to their union. Hermione wasn´t miserable anymore and we´ve already lost Fred and you two. Our parents wouldn´t do anything that could mean losing Hermione as well."
"I will fight for her!" Ron exclaimed and apparated away.
"You didn´t tell him," Draco said with a smile on his face.
"Tell him what?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell him what happened to the last lunatic who wanted to save Hermione from her evil husband. I know Ron, he won´t learn his lesson otherwise. Anyway, Hermione might have hexed his balls off."
Draco instantly crossed his legs and Harry covered his crotch with his hands.
"Come on guys. It was really funny. You should have seen the Malfoy men, both of them flinched at her every movement for weeks."
"Yeah, Mione can be pretty scary," Harry said.
"Pretty scary? You haven't seen her pregnant. Last time Lucius brought Scorpius over, he ended up staying for dinner with my parents and Mrs. Zabini. Apparently, survival chances of dining with the 'black widow' are better than going home to his wife. If you still think Hermione is 'pretty' scary consider this. Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort´s former second in command stayed afterward to enjoy drinks with my muggle loving dad."
"OK. Maybe there is a chance that Malfoy Sr. is not abusing her. I should talk to Hermione."
"You can stay at my place or are scared, Potter?"
"You wish, Malfoy."
