Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Shingeki no Titan. I apologize for misread sentences or spelling errors.
Modern AU. Several characters may be OOC. It should be normal. Maybe.
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Chapter 3:
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(Previously)
Konoha High School is not just one of the most prestigious school in the country but it is one of the oddest one yet. It is mainly due to a certain pinkette who tends to get people moving to her melody.
These five were males from wealthy families. They are the eldest sons and expected to be prepared for anything. They had a slight feeling that their parents knew exactly what kind of school this is. Whether they knew about Sakura or not, is a mystery at the moment.
However, it would be unaware to them. The fact, Sakura is not of wealth. She is a girl who got into the school purely on brains. It may be the worst decision the school has made yet.
(Currently)
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Sakura's Class Schedule:
1st Hour 8:00-8:56 Art Class (Sasori)
2nd Hour 9:01-9:57 Pre-Calculus (Kakuzu)
3rd Hour 10:02-10:58 Gym (Kisame)
4th Hour 11:03-11:59 European History (Hidan)
Lunch 11:59-12:26
Homeroom 12:30-1:00 (Pein)
6th Hour 1:04-2:00 English 2 (Itachi)
7th Hour 2:04-3:00 Nursing 1 (Tsunade)
8th Hour 3:04-4:00 Chemistry (Deidara)
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_1st hour 7:52 A.M Art Class- With Sakura_
"Stupid Pig, stupid Muttface, stupid!-"Sakura got a book thrown at her. The chair made a loud clack sound as it hit the floor. Sakura laid on her back, dazed. "Sakura, you may be the leader's sister but don't think I won't put you in the nurse's office so shut it"
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Sasori Sabaku, a red haired man of twenty-six and an underling of Pein, Sakura's older brother. He is a stern, quiet and impatient person. If you're in his class, several rules must be followed or else.
Rule one: Once you entered his class, you are not allowed to leave until the bell is rung. Several people have actually ran out of his class on few occasions once the bell rang.
Rule two: Talk without permission, you won't have just red paint on your face.
Rule three: If you do not take his class seriously then you will be dropped—drop kicked.
Several girls wanted to be in his class because he was hot. Understandable but he found those kind of girls annoying most of all. He hated when the female would try to make accidents so they could be in close contact with him. They find out the hard way that Sasori is ruthless. He made several girls cried because they thought they could be cute in his eyes if they 'accidently' got paint everywhere. It doesn't work. It eventually spread that the art class teacher is actually a homosexual. They weren't wrong but he is bisexual. He just found women or female in general to be a handful. Sakura is the one who opened his eyes on it. When Sakura was younger, Sasori often babysit with another friend of his. Sasori is ten years older than Sakura so it wasn't completely odd. He babysit her since she was six to nine years old.
Sakura was a handful especially when she brought over her friends, Naruto and Sasuke. Sasori often complained, calmly and stoically, to Itachi about his younger brother. Sasuke's older brother was Itachi Uchiha. Nevertheless, he is reluctant to say but Sakura is like a little sister to him. A very annoying little sister who loves to use him and his friend as dress dolls.
Truthfully, she did this with everyone, even her own brother.
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Sakura sat up after some time. Three more minutes before class started and she was not excited. Apparently the book knocked her out and her all so lovey teacher decided to be a gentleman—he left her there and threw a handkerchief on her face. Nice teacher.
Sakura got up slowly and looked around. She saw her teacher still reading like it was no one's business. She put her chair back to normal and sat down. She sighed, "This is why I hate going to class early. Awkward~" she mumbled under her breath but Sasori looked up for a brief second then to his book. Sakura saw and it was his way of saying, 'shut up'. She stretched her limbs outward and planted her forehead against the table.
The classroom is set up, symmetrically. Six tables in two rows lined up to face the front of the class. There was no desks but table with chairs. Easier, in terms of mobility. Most of the assignment require hands on because Sasori would be in one of his moods. Hence, no talking from him at all.
There is a maximum of sixteen students in his class. First hour, there are only nine students, which is why first hour is his favorite—sort of. All of his students are meant to partner up, at the beginning of the year. All of his students were paired up but Sakura. Sakura had one…had.
He transfer to another class as Sakura had the habit of making him wear dresses. For no reason either. She would pull it out of nowhere and make him wear it. Sometimes she would knock him out to have him wear it. No one blamed him. Sasori was forced to wear the dresses but only his first hour knows. If it ever got out about it. He might kill his class and it isn't a threat either. He would and make it look easy.
Nonetheless Sakura sits at a table by herself. It has been a month into Sakura's first year and she already scared away seven partners.
The sixteen year old pinky should be feared and kept at a distance. If you have not known her since the munchkin years then, you are in for the ride of a lifetime.
A minute before class officially started. Everyone was in class to avoid their teacher's wrath. No talking occurred unless permission is given. Sakura had her drawing pad and randomly drawing. Sasori called out row and stopped on 'Sakura Haruno'. He said it twice before he throw a book at her head again and snapped her out of her trance.
"Why me?"
"Shut it. Alright, we have a new victim….I mean student" the class sweat dropped at their teacher's choice of words. Sakura raised an eyebrow at the new student. She tilted her head then look up as if she was trying to remember something, it was at the tip of her tongue.
"Introduce yourself brat" Sasori sat as he sat back into his chair. "Right…I'm Oluo Bolo, I transferred from Shingeki Prep. That's all" He introduced himself very shortly. Sakura fell asleep too. Sasori saw that and threw a football at her head again.
Sakura jumped up and looked around frantically, "What happened?" Sakura asked. Sasori looked annoyed and look like he was about to kill someone. Sakura pouted, "What? He took too long" Sakura pointed at Oluo who only sweat dropped. "Sakura, it only took ten seconds"
"What's your point?"
Oluo declared officially Sakura….annoying.
_2nd Hour 9:02 Pre-Calculus_
"I find it funny that you are even qualified to teach math at all" Sakura scoffed with her arms crossed as her teacher wrote on the white board. He was the only math teacher that seemed far too advanced for them.
People usually just talk, small talk when he does this. The last time, one of the student talked too loud and their teacher was unable to focus. So he duct tape their mouth very firmly. The only other reason why everyone fears him is because Sakura said at the moment of the sealing duct tape.
"At least he didn't seal your mouth by sewing it shut. Seen it so many times that I managed to pick up some skills as well"
No one wants to hear anything bad-like from Sakura's mouth. A pretty voice, cheerful voice and she says the most messed up things ever. The only bad thing about that is, she is always right.
"I find it quite amusing that you manage to make it into my class" he retorted back. He kept his back to Sakura who sat in the front desk. He moved her there after she kept sleeping in the back. Funny enough though, he usually overlooks her sometimes despite her napping in plain sight. Sakura has one other friend in that class and he naps as well. He is the one where she picked up that bad habit.
Her pineapple head friend. "Shika-Shika, I'm hungry. We should go buy some chips at the vending machine" Sakura tugged on Shikamaru's sleeve.
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Shikamaru Nara, 5'6, spiked hair in a ponytail and lazy. Another childhood friend of Sakura's and one of the other people who can handle her weirdness. Since she hanged out with him for a certain amount of time, a month, so she picked quite a lot of habits of his. Which is Sakura's skill, I suppose, she is easily influence, and it is not great. She spent part of her childhood dealing with a bunch of yakuza people. It explains a lot about her personality and the fact she is able to sew a wound closed at the age seven is enough said.
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Shikamaru lifted his head slightly before turning it to the side. It only made her tug on his sleeve harder to the point, she got up and kicked him off his chair. As his chair fell to the side, she pouted at him as if it was his fault that she resorted to that. He only looked up at her, the noise silenced everyone and they all looked at them. Their sensei raised an eyebrow at them, he lowered his hand from the white board, and he held the black marker in hand then walked over to them. Sakura was straddling Shikamaru's waist, her hands clutched the front of his shirt as she shook him back and forth. He only sighed as he felt a little dizzy. He stop resistance long ago and he figured to go with her ways. It was better plus it didn't require energy as she would usually drag him from place to place. He hardly ever walk when he was with her although, he gets in unusual situations.
"Haruno"
"Great timing, do you have food on you? Shika-Shika is being lazy today and so am I. I rather-?" As she spoke, he crouched down and wrote on her large forehead. She stopped then she got hit over the head by him once he finished the job. "Ow~!" he went back to his desk and Sakura held her head. Shikamaru was laying there like it was no one's business until she got up. He got back up and sit his chair back up, then sat down. Sakura pouted as she nurtured her bump as she glared at her sensei.
"Now that the idiot has been silenced. We have a new student so welcome, greet, punch him, so on and so forth" He announced as the new student walked in but stopped to look at him when the, punch him, part was said. "What?" he asked and the sensei only waved him off before sitting down.
"I am Eren Yeager, 16, and I moved here from Titan City. Nice to meet you-"
"Where the hell is my food?! Shika! Someone stole my junk!" Sakura shouted, once she got over her bump, she decided that she was hungry and wanted to eat. She searched through her bag and she dumped out everything only to find no food in sight. "Sakura-"A bag full of books was thrown at their sensei. "Where is Hidan, Kakuzu? He's your bitch, isn't he? I want my food, now" Sakura shouted as she slammed her palms of her hands down upon the desk. Kakuzu pushed off the bag from him and he glared at Sakura who in return, glare at him as well. Sakura challenging Kakuzu is how most of their second hour tends to begin as. It is so normal that the people around them began to ignore it, although it is certainly interesting to watch.
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Kakuzu Kurosaki, he prefers Kakuzu, 6'0, brown hair, and use to be a surgeon but reduce to teacher for unknown reasons. He has a record too, if that helps with guessing. Sakura is the only who knows his last name next to the leader. Sakura, as child, had a large curiosity in everyone and it used to be a problem. Kakuzu did everything from A-Z to hide any information on him from her. It didn't work, the main reason he hides it is because he didn't want Hidan to know and he loathes him. He is one of the people who mainly took care of Sakura and she is the only one that he allows to spend money on. It is a revolution for the stingy moneymaker. Hidan is supps jelly.
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"Out"
"No, where is he?"
"Drunk, passed out, dead, hopefully"
"So harsh on your partner"
"It is not that type of partnership"
"Oh I am 'so' sorry, I forgot you two are in a more serious 'partnership'"
Sakura put up her finger to do her air quotes. Kakuzu was feeling a tad annoyed. This is what happens when you hang around nothing but men and a little girl for most of your life, the only other woman he knew was Sakura's sister in law but she is non-talkative to him or the others. "He didn't come into work today so I assume that he passed out with some hooker" Kakuzu bit the inside of his cheek out of annoyance. Sakura sighed then looked to the window of the outside world, then a bird hit the window, and slid down the window slowly. Sakura mumbled and Kakuzu threw a ruler at her head to catch her attention, "Speak up, baka"
"I said, typical! Well at least I don't have to deal with him in History. I think he freaks out students with his medieval torture method and device lessons. You know if I hadn't been there last week. He would've used poor old Naruto as a subject. Man do I regret that day though. It hasn't been a quarter and he is already doing weird shit!" Sakura exclaimed and some of the students of Hidan had to agree with the weird pinky.
Eren looked confused and he looked back at the two. "Um?" he asked in hopes to gain their attention but it ended with Sakura throwing her arms up and sitting down. It is meant to stand for, 'you win'. She crossed her arms looked away from Kakuzu who seemed satisfied. "Right, Furan boy, go sit on Sakura's left. Shikamaru sat on the left near the pathway.
The class had tables connected to the floor with cement, a large area as your desk. It's like a bleacher but with tables. The window were large and wide but locked to avoid Sakura deciding to jump out to leave the class. It happened once.
"It's um Eren" Eren corrected Kakuzu meekly. Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at him, "I mean Furan is fine!" Eren chuckled softly then slowly made his way to his spot. Sakura was leaning back on her chair and look up the space. "Um"
"Climb over"
"Huh?" He asked confused and he looked around to see everyone is ignoring them. He gulped and hoped his sensei didn't get mad at him. He climb on the table and got around then sat down. No one said anything so he assumed he was alright then he stepped on something. A crackle sound, he looked down and he saw the bag of chips. Eren looked to see Sakura who heard and saw. Sakura looked and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot that I hid it there because I was afraid that Choji would steal it"
Sakura chuckled and here she was thinking about throwing a chair out of the window.
_3rd Hour 10:23 A.M Gym- With Jean_
"Heads up!"
A basketball was planted in Jean's face. He was off to the side as basketball or sports in general is simply not his thing. Sakura was the one who shouted out the late warning. Jean was knocked out onto his back. The girl, he was flirting with, eeped when she saw Jean get knocked back. Sakura winced when she came up to Jean. The ball was rolled off and a bruise began to appear in the middle of his forehead. Sakura looked at him and slowly backed off as she felt she didn't want to be yelled at yet.
"What the hell! Oi pinkie, get your ass back here" Jean immediately got on his feet and yelled at Sakura who was trying to sneak away unsuccessfully. She flinched and looked back with a sheepish smile. "Oops?" she put her hands up as saying it was an accident when in reality. It was meant to hit him. The girl he was flirting with was too shy and reserved to move away or stop him. Sakura saw the discomfort of her little Lily and decided. 'Hey, I should aim this ball at him even though Naruto is clearly in the opposite direction!' is her way of thinking. Hinata gave a small thanks to Sakura as she stood behind Jean and slowly inched her way of the danger zone. "Oops my ass, I know you purposely threw it at me, what is your problem?"
"…I have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!" Sakura said, he only could sweat dropped, and she got pulled back into the game. Jean was not happy and he felt like throwing up.
"Pinky, you shouldn't throw basketballs at people. Even if they look like they have a horse face" their gym teacher exclaimed as Sakura guarded her spot under the basket. "I have no idea what you mean. I love horses and I would never do anything to hurt them at all" Sakura smiled brightly at her teacher who looked unconvinced. "So mean Kisa-chan" Sakura pouted, her blue-skinned buddy is assuming she meant to hurt someone.
"It's Hoshigaki-sensei when in class, Haruno" he told her as she completely blocked off one of the guy's path and stole the ball. She threw it across the court where Naruto stood like an idiot. It hit his head but it wasn't her fault that he wasn't paying attention. "Haruno? You called me Pinky earlier. You are so inconsistent Kisame"
Kisame could only sigh
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Kisame Hoshigaki, 6'4, blue skinned, and blue hair. He is the only tallest underling of Pein next to Pein himself. Kisame is slightly older than Pein and a lot to Sakura. He has watched over on Sakura since she was born. He used to work for the Harunos, now Pein. He was basically Sakura's caretaker. There was nothing he wouldn't do for her. It ranged from dress-up to shopping for clothes to buying certain items for monthly times. He stood out most of all and he would stand in line with pads, dark chocolate, and a hammer for some reason. He is number 3 with Konan as 2. He absolutely loves fishes and hates when people eat them in front of him. Oddly enough, Sakura is the only one who doesn't even though she'll eat anything. Fish is one thing she won't eat. He has taken her to aquariums of all kind when she was younger. Itachi was not interested in it back then or now, for that instance. Sakura is number uno for him
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Half way into class, Sakura stopped and she sat over to the side. She spent about five minutes annoying Jean for no apparent reason. Kisame thought she might like him and felt like accidently throwing a ball at him until he saw what happen next. Last thing said from Jean's mouth was, "I don't like short girls"
He was put into a painful position and his girlish scream caught the attention of everyone else who winced. Everyone tried, and tried to keep their attention away from him. With no one to help him, he fainted and Sakura kicked him away. He landed on the benches and she felt no reason to help him. Sakura's height is a no-no and an instant kill if mention at all.
Jean is unlucky today but lucky to not be in the hospital. Sakura ended up sleeping in the corner of the gym away from everyone. Her corner which she established at the beginning of the year.
A lot of people used to think she got special permission because she knew all of her teachers. However Konoha high school is not normal and the teachers are far from it. She isn't given permission, she takes it and the teachers know it. It is the same for some students. If you can stand against the teacher then you are almost allowed to do whatever you want. However the teachers know about Sakura and frankly, they find it a pain to deal with it so they leave her alone. Like every other student, only her childhood friends bother with her as they are used to it.
Sakura will tolerate some students but not all as she feels that they are annoying and completely utter jerks. Jean made it to the top, hooray!
You do not want to be number Uno on Sakura's list.
_4th Hour- 11:03 A.M European History_
Sakura walked into class, just a little bit late and she found her teacher drunk, passed out on the desk. Everyone sweat dropped when they saw him. Some used to wonder, 'why does this school hire these kind of teachers?' Sakura groaned, Kakuzu lied to her and she was not happy. She would have turn around and left to make a scene in Kakuzu's room. However, it was in the math building. No need to run over only to beat a teacher up. Sakura slowly made her way over as she rather hope this period would pass over quickly.
Crack!
A chair broke and their teacher jerk awake. He looked around scratching his head to investigate the sound. His eyes were attracted to a bright pink in the room. "Sa-ku-ra-tan" he shouted across the room despite the fact that she stood five feet in front of him.
"Shut up Hidan!"
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Hidan, 5'10, silver haired, and loves to drink. One reason why Sakura's older brother limited his contact with her. An easily influenced Sakura is a difficult thing to handle with. However he only likes Sakura as she is easy to mess with as everyone else tend to be a little stiff. Sakura, on the other hand, loathes him as he use to use her adorableness as a child to flirt with women. She rather avoid him but she unfortunately has his class. He only met her through Kakuzu as he got annoyed with the fact that Kakuzu kept ignoring him. A little fact: one time Sakura got kidnapped under Hidan's watch. Sakura was calm even when he broke down the door, threw a knife through the first guy's neck, broken an arm making it twist in an odd way, and proceeded to murder another set of guards with a pen. No idea how he got it in the middle of the fight but he did. Sakura is easily influence, remember that, since that day, she has taken to a sadistic side. Her brother beat the crap out of Hidan the following day. Who wouldn't? A beloved pinky, sweet and innocent, loved to play with her Onii-san one minute then the next, it flips. She now enjoyed seeing people in pain or in suffering.
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She shouted and so, the period was spent with the two arguing and it ended with them playing with cards. How it got there is a no brainer. It is the usual thing for them to do. They argued, let loose their anger on a poor student, went to a competition then made up, got bored, and decide on cards.
"Got…any fives?"
"Gold fish"
"….What the hell are we doing?" Hidan threw his cards down onto the desk between them. He had no clue as to why they were bothering with a game of goldfish. What was he 8?
Sakura shrugged, she threw her cards down as well, the game was over and now class is about to be over as well. "No idea, looks like today was a pretty easy day…until I get to Onii's class then it will be hell for the fifty six minutes of that hour" Sakura let out a loud yawn as she stretched out her limb. She was previously sitting crisscrossed on the chair as they played. Hidan sat with the chair backwards. Now he was rocking back and forth with it until Sakura noticed. A small smirk was on her face then quickly concealed. She waited for the right moment.
Then bwoosh, she kicked the chair leg from under the desk and Hidan landed on his back with the chair on top of him. A loud clack came from the chair hitting the floor and thump from Hidan's body. It was followed by a loud riiiiiiiiiinnnnnng.
Sounds of a pair of feet running away at full speed. Sakura snickered when she saw Hidan's bewildered face and shock as the information tried to process through his brain.
In the end, he yelled, "Sakura!" which could be heard through the school. This is how lunch is usually commenced and it wouldn't be a Monday if it didn't start the week with Hidan's shout.
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Genzai no yona nani no getsuyobi o aint no arimasen
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