Part 3: The Basement

Brit: Okay, here we are.

Anna: How did we get here so fast? And, how did they know where we were going?

'Tom and Carl randomly appear to accompany the two couples already there'

Tom: Dai Stilho everyone! Thanks for the call Kit. This will be fun.

Anna: Great! Now the seniors are here! Dunno how, but now we have more people to torture.

Nita: If we don't want to stay, we can just use the "beam me up Scotty" spell.

Anna: No you can't! I put up a barrier! Brit and I have authoress powers! Oh yeah! Whoo!!!

Brit: Who's over there? 'looks at front door'

Tobi: 'stops singing the Tobi song' Zetsu-san! 'glomps'

'standing there is Pein, Hidan, Sasori, Itachi, Zetsu, and Kisame'

Brit: Yay! Now it's a party!

Deidara: Oh dear god.

'3.7 minutes later in the basement'

Brit: What shall we do first?

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Tobi brought sugar!

Brit: 'eyes widen' Sugar! 'steals sugar from Tobi'

Anna: Oh lord.

Brit: 'is completely sugar high' Oh Dei-Kun! 3 'glomps'

Deidara: What's wrong with her?!

Anna: She always gets this way when she eats sugar. 'Starts looking around for what seems to be a very large object that she can hit her sugar-high co-author over the head with'

Brit: 'takes out a microphone and starts singing' Row, Row, Row your Boat…

Anna: 'abandons her search to cover her ears' NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'slaps Brittany across the face'

Brit: 'returns to normal' What happened?

Deidara: No more sugar for you, un!

Everyone besides Anna, Brit, and Deidara: Oo

Hidan: What the beep!?!

Anna: Hey, Hey, Hey! No profanity! There are children reading this fic / crossover / whatever the bloody heck you want to call it!

Brit: Now what do we do?

Dairine: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Let's play 7 minutes in heaven!

Roshaun: Strange name. What does it mean?

Dairine: Oh, you'll see Roshaun, you'll see.

Brit: I wanna spin first! 'spins bottle that had not been noticed previously, but was conviently next to her.'

Sasori: 'uses his chakra strings to make the bottle land on Deidara'

Brit: WHAT?!

Deidara: There's no way!

Tobi and Anna: To bad!!! 'push Brittany and Deidara into the closet.'

Roshaun: You earth people have some strange concepts when it comes to the idea of fun.

in the closet

Brit: I don't like this.

Deidara: How do you think I feel, un?

Brit: 'sits down' It's cold in here. 'shivers'

Deidara: 'sits down next to Brittany and puts his arm around her to warm her up.'

Brit: Thanks. 'blushes'

Anna: 'In one fluid motion opens the door, whips out a camera, and takes as many pictures of them as possible' Time's up! 'another evil laugh that is untraceable.' 'Everyone stops for a moment' NO! It even followed us here! HELP US!!!!!!!

Brit: 'snaps back to herself' GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!!!!!!!!!

Anna: 'tosses it to Dairine' Put it in your pocket!

Dairine: 'puts it in her temprospatical claudation.'

Brit: Wow! 'stops running with an amused face. Points at Dairine' How'd you do that? I want one!

Dairine: Well, you can't have one. It was magic. A temprospatical claudation.

Brit: 'arched eyebrow' Huh?

Dairine: 'slowly, as if talking to a child, which, in fact, she pretty much is' A big space to put stuff in.

Brit: Oh! Okay! Next!

'Anna spins the bottle and it lands on Tobi'

Nita and Kit: HA!

Tobi: Tobi no want to 'cause Tobi is a good boy.

Anna: No interferences of any kind! If you do, I will know. 'looks at Sasori'

Sasori: Dang!

Anna: 'spins again'

Kit: 'under his breath' Please not me, please not me.

'Bottle lands on Kit, Nita turns red with anger.'

Anna: It's not my fault! I didn't do it! Don't hurt me!!!

Brit: 'Throws the two into the closet' Enjoy! And nothing inappropriate in there!

Anna: 'before closet closes' Oh, you mean like you and Deidara?

Brit: 'ticked' Oh yeah?! 'throws in a plastic cup' Yea! What now? 'closes door'

Kit: Is she mental or something?

Anna: No one knows, actually.

'silence between the two'

Anna: So… Um… Hmmm.

Kit: Yeah….

Anna: So how's entropy these days?

Kit: Speeding up, as always.

Anna: Unfortunately, I bet it is, S.W.

Kit: S.W.?

Anna: I started calling you Shakespeare's Wizard in my fan-fics after a while. It's a habit by now, sorry. 'shivers' It's cold in here.

'Brit and Hidan are listening to the conversation'

Brit: 'Yells' No copying!

Hidan: Stop ing copying her!

Anna: Fine, and STOP CURSING!!!!!!!! 'Puts up a spell with Kit's help that blasts back the two of them, preventing anyone from listening'

' Brittany is knocked out'

Tobi: Tobi will call 911!

Deidara: No, un! It's a waste of time! She'll be fine!

back in closet

Anna: Well, that should do it, I hope.

Kit: So, what's with this S.W. thing?

Anna: Well, it's just a nickname. It is still quite chilly in here.

'Kit slides over to Anna to warm her up. Anna blushes.'

Anna: So how has It been treating you?

Kit: Still mean, still learning Japanese, still threatening me with her curling iron.

Anna: Kit!

Kit: Just kidding! Quiet, actually, ever since the Pullus.

Anna: But how? Sure, he got defeated then, but he can still exist outside of time. If so, then he can come back as he was in another time: unconquered. If this is true, then why is it so quiet?

Kit: 'blown back' 'oh yea, figuratively, of course' Wow, You do know a lot about the Art. 'dawns' Hey! You're right!

Anna: I know it.

Kit: It's a good thing for us that wall is up. If Neets were to come in, sitting like this, and talking about the Art, she'd probably get the wrong idea and we'd both get in a whole bunch of trouble, you especially. I don't think she took too kindly to you after you kissed me in the studio.

Anna: Yea, sorry about that. I wonder when time is up.

Dairine: 'flings the door open' Right now! 'Takes a whole bunch of pictures'

Anna: Hey, Runt. Give me the camera.

Dairine: Right.

Anna: So, where's Spot?

Dairine: Right…. No! Where's my baby!? I mean my manual, my manual. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM!?

Anna: Give me the camera, and I'll tell you.

Dairine: 'tosses the camera to Anna' Now where is he?

'Spot drops out of nowhere into Dairine's arms'

Dairine: Oh, Spot! Are you okay? What did that mean woman do to you? 'starts to cradle spot like a baby'

Spot: Emergency! Can't – breathe! Help!

'There is a knock on the door'

'Untraceable random evil laughter'

Anna: No one even said anything this time!!!!!!!!

' Brittany wakes up'

Brit: Who was that?

'There is another knock at the door'

Anna: I'll answer it.

'Anna opens the door'

Anna: Holy poo on toast! It can't be!

'Anna faints'

A/N: Who is at the door? Why did Anna faint? Where is the untraceable evil laughter comming from? Well, because it is untraceable, we don't know either, so that probably won't be answered, but you catch my drift. Tune in in a while to get the answers to these questions and more on cue corny music The Idiot and Dufis Show!!!