Chapter 3

"Cyborg! Cyborg!," screams Beastboy "Do you have the test results?"

"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'ld been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'ld been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe ," sings Cyborg eating his super computer.

"NNNOOOO," scream Beastboy. "He's been taken over by evil aliens from the planet Margs, just like movie."

"What are you screaming for Beastboy?" asks Robin with Ravan and Starfire hang on his arm.

"It's horrible... the evil aliens from planet Margs got Cyborg... COTTON EYE JOE!... the horror," screams Beastboy.

"Did you stay up all night watching that horror movie marathon again?" asks Robin.

"Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haha," sings Cyborg.

"Oh this is a strange new earth dance," says Starefire.

"Let us dance," screams Raven.

""Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haha," sings the three.

"Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.m," sings Raven.

"Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.," continues Starfire.

"Raven singing... and dancing," thinks Robin.

"The Horror!" screams Beastboy.

You're not Raven or Starfire," screams Robin taking out his blaster. "What have you done with my friends?"

"Join us Robin in the dance," says Starfire.

The dizziness taking control Robin begins to black out. Only sound that could be heard was Cybrog's continual chants "I love your booty but I'm not gay Booty Gay!I love your booty but I'm not gay Booty Gay!"

"Where am I," yawns Robin.

"Your awake I see," says Slade standing over him.

"You what have you done with my friends," demands Robin.

"If you really must know," says Bruce in front of a computer.

Pulling up the cameras of the lower section the screen raven and Starfire in cages Beastboy and Cyborg dancing around the cages with maracas.

"What do you want with me," screams Robin.

"Do you remember your last visit with us Robin," asks Slade.

"Do you remember your little check up, your shot," asks Bruce.

"What have you done to me," demands Robin.

"Now, now Robin don't get upset its bad for the baby," says Bruce focusing on his knitting.

"bbbb...baby WTF? Are you talking about," asks Robin.

"That little shot your check up your going to have your baby its already been 1 ½ months and your showing quite nicely," points out Slade.

"Eww," shutters Robin.

"Don't worry we have no intention of hurting you, even after you have the baby someone need to breast feed the little one," explains Bruce.

"And as for my friends," sighs Robin.

"Beastboy is mine," says Ivy cracking her whip.

"I'll take care of my sister," remarks Blackfire.

"As for the rest doing worry them," laughs Slade.

"We're environmentally friendly we'll recycle Cyborg to cut down pollution," explains Bruce.

"Raven on the other hand she's too powerful to waste," thinks Slade to himself.

"Raven are you the awake," asks Starfire.

"Yeah I'm awake now," stirs Raven.

"Oooo you touch my tra la la," sings Cyborg.

"We have to help Robin," pleds Starfire.

"We need to get out of here first," scolds Raven.

"The horror," screams Beastboy.

"It would seem we need to help Beastboy from this horror," says Starfire.

"Mmmmm my ding ding dong," sings Cyborg.

"Beastboy can you pick the lock," asks Raven.

"Make it stop," screams Beastboy.

"Beastboy you want a veggie snack," calls Starfire luring him over.

"If you get us out of this cage we'll give you the veggie snack," luring Raven.

Destroying the cage Beastboy begins to gulp down the box.

"What about Cyborg," asks Starfire.

"He has virus theres nothing we can do," explains Raven.

"Oh I know its an old secret from Tamaran for fixing almost anything," says Starfire.

Standing in front of Cyborg Starfire udders "I'm sorry my friend." Then she proceeds to beat Cyborg over the head screaming "ele golf dam lork! Lork!"

"Wow Starfire what does that mean," asks Beastboy dumbfounded.

"It translate to 'god damn machine work work!" giggles Starfire.

"Uggg my head," whines Cyborg.

"We don't have any time for this," says Raven.

"We need to save Robin," cries Starfire.

Looming over the toilet Robin falls over and curls on the bathroom floor.

"Don't worry Robin," comforts Bruce. "You only have about 3 more weeks to go. Lets get you back to bed and get some food in your stomach."

"Go to hell," gasps Robin.

Smiling Bruce helps Robin back into bed makes sure he eats all of his food and leaves the room. Soon after eating Robin falls asleep, days went by like hours in that room. He sleeps for what seems to be a few minutes and a nothing week goes by. Robin wakes to the shooting pain through his lower admen.

"Oh its time," laughs Bruce.

"Everyone clear the room the mother needs to breathe only the fathers get to stay with the mother for comfort reason now which one of you is going to hold his hand," the unclear figure asks.

His vision clearing Robin screams "Dr. Freeze WTF?!"


Thats the end of this chapter only 1 or two chapters to go i haven't quite decided where to end the next one but it's almost over