What could possibly go wrong?
So first the man with two faces, he had no idea humans could have two faces as well, had found out his secret, that was the first thing that could go wrong.
Or maybe it was that the elder wizard never told him that part of the job meant he would be in a very cramped little room for a very long time. That would certainly count as going wrong in his world.
Or it could have been that stupid cat. If he had been allowed to eat that cat that would have counted as going right, but no, he had to play nice with the cat. Even Hagrid said so, and he could tell that Hagrid hated that cat too. So why couldn't he eat it? The whole thing seemed terribly unfair. And they could at least have kept the filthy little beast away from him. At least her human had the sense to be afraid of him. One solid "woof" had seen to that. He could lie to the other humans about how he wasn't afraid, but he had smelled the submission urination on the human, He knew. And he gave him a knowing look every time he saw him.
Hagrid was allowed to come and take him for walks once in awhile. Very short walks. He glared balefully at Hagrid every time he came around. To which Hagrid was singularly unsympathetic, taking the opportunity to remind him that he had tried to talk the elder wizard out of using him for the job. That Fluffy himself was the one who had been excited for it. Fluffy had turned his face away reminding Hagrid that no one likes an "I told you so."
Hagrid, being the arse he was took every opportunity to say I told you say. Fluffy would place his heads on his paws and glare at Hagrid until he was brought special treats.
OK, so perhaps the wizard with two faces was the last thing that could go wrong. And when wizards had two faces one face could bite the other as well. Or at least that was what it looked like was happening because one face did not look happy to have the other face, and the second face was certainly mean enough to bite the other.
Or maybe it was the second to last thing that could go wrong, because then three little wizards came in. Just what was his job anyway? Because clearly someone had told someone about his greates weakness. Probably that oaf Fang. That damned coward just couldn't wait to tattle. Oh he sure wouldn't be telling anyone that he also liked to take a little nap whenever that music was being played, oh no, just good old three headed Fluffy. That's right, Fluffy was the only one who fell asleep with a bed time story and a song. Arsehole. He'd get what was coming to him. Lead him right in to a hornet's nest, see if he wouldn't.
