I have a love-hate relationship with this place.
I love it because of the boys, the place, and everthing! I hate it because of the wintches here. All of 'em. Every. Last. One.
Let me start out with that Sicily wintch from the previous chapter[1]. She is the sister of the Italy Brothers, and is a total wintch when she isn't around her brothers. She's on the swim team. Her dorm is next to mine, #3.
That Lietchenstein wintch. She has this fascade where she is innocent around her brother Switzerland, and then is a total attention craver. I dorm with her in dorm #2.
The North Pole[2] She's the younger sister of The South Pole, and she's just like Lietchetstein, only dumber. She's too hyper active and is so annoying. I also dorm with her.
Monaco. Monaco, Monaco, Monaco. EUHG! She's a ballet-practicing wintch. I hope one day she breaks those deformed little legs of hers. I dorm wiht this ugly masterpiece.
Hungary, the frying-pan weilding wintch. She has anger manegement problems, or something. She hangs around Austria, the amazing piano player. She dorms in dorm #3.
Mexico[3], the other hyper active wintch. She's like Lietchetstein, North Pole, and Italy had a baby. (Though, don't mind the Italy part. He's ADORABLE! X3) I wish I could take some scissors and chop that kite tail of a braid off. She dorms in dorm #3.
Seychelles. Ugh, EXACTLY LIKE MEXICO. Those two are seen hanging out the most because they're practicaly the same. Just like Mexico, I want to chop her two pigtails off. She dorms in dorm #3.
Nigeria[4]the braclet-wearing wintch. She looks kind of like a man. She has this weird Yoruba song that I think goes something like:
"Omo pupa o,
Omo pupa la wa n fe;
Omo pupa o ju wo mo feran re o."
With my amazing translation skills, this is what I got:
"Light skinned girl,
you are the one we want to marry,
Please I love you."
She does sing it sometimes, like to Sicily, but other than that, she's just a really weird man-woman wintch. She dorms in dorm #1.
Belarus. She's a phycotic-witnch. She carries a kinfe or some stuff around, and then is in to incest (ew.). She must be mental, because that what she acts like. She dorms in dorm #1.
The big crybaby Ukraine. She looks like a stripper or something, because her breast are massive. She doesn't even try to flaten them, so the bounce and jiggle everywhere. She dorms in dorm #1.
And finally Taiwan. God, don't even get me started on this one right here. She's too annoying, like Italy, but in a more annoying-happy-go-lucky version. She's as stupid as she looks, and she tries to be friendly, but in reality is just an evil little wintch looking for attention. She dorms in dorm #1.
But don't worry, I won't have anyone suffer any longer, because I have plans for each and every one of them.
A/N: Uh oh! What are those plans? And what are they for? Good or Evil? Bad or Perfect? Find out on the next chapter of World School Mary-Sue!
[1]- I own Sicily.
[2]- I own The N. Pole.
[3]- I own Mexico.
[4]- I own Nigeria.
