God of WIN and AWESOME!: James R wakes up with minor headsche after night. Exits bubble and walks outside to find the world in chaos.
TekoMandor: published
TekoMandor: done
God of WIN and AWESOME!: The clouds are on fire. Slanesh wakes up to find james has left te bubble.
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Slanesh leaves bubble and finds james staring at the sunrise of the chaos world, which is indescriably beautiful.
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THOUGHT: WHY THE **** WONT JAMES G TYPE?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: DITTO
Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.
Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.
Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.
Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.
God of WIN and AWESOME!: DITTO
TekoMandor: answer
God of WIN and AWESOME!: James ask slannesh if he should tell james g that he doesnt have a mic here\
God of WIN and AWESOME!: slanesh
TekoMandor: then why did u call me
TekoMandor: cause u did
God of WIN and AWESOME!: James thinks out loud "to get ur atteition"
TekoMandor: chapter 2 is up
God of WIN and AWESOME!: James ponders this before telling slanesh whom is trying to do something to james about how that he knew that chapter 2 was up 5 min ago
TekoMandor: {James goes out with GF
God of WIN and AWESOME!: James R calls james g on mobile
God of WIN and AWESOME!: RING RING
Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.
Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.
God of WIN and AWESOME!: James appears not to anwser phone
God of WIN and AWESOME!: JAMES R IS PISSED
God of WIN and AWESOME!: coz is been screwing slanesh for 365 days continuous and he is getting tired
TekoMandor: Lol
TekoMandor: What comp are you on?
TekoMandor: Cause your laptop has a mike]
TekoMandor: {Duh
TekoMandor: {Grand Uncle T and me are going to kill Zav Effron
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Am on other laptop[
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Count me in
TekoMandor: {Note he's now russian
TekoMandor: {Cool
TekoMandor: {Will Slanesh be coming
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I was ringing to ask if we could go on an epic adventure
TekoMandor: {Yeah
TekoMandor: {Tzeentch wants to come
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Sweet
TekoMandor: {We'll go blast Torak into nothingness
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Hmm
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Il check his fan site for intel
TekoMandor: {Or maybe we'll recurit Commisar Cain to go kill Gaun
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nah
TekoMandor: {Oh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Kill zac
God of WIN and AWESOME!: {GASP}
TekoMandor: {Ok
TekoMandor: {What is it
TekoMandor: {Has Slanesh been raped?
TekoMandor: {Or is slanesh cheating on you
God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO
TekoMandor: {ok
TekoMandor: {So what is it
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ZAC EFFRON HAS CONTROL OF TERA
TekoMandor: {BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: HES IS INFACT THE MOCKINGBIRD KING (see how to kill a mocking brd)
God of WIN and AWESOME!: He also has his fans gaurding the moon
TekoMandor: {Use the Moon!
TekoMandor: {And our godly powers!
TekoMandor: {To Pwn that Bastard into the Abyss
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I gets worse
TekoMandor: {Quick; contact Yahtee
God of WIN and AWESOME!: JEVIS JOHNSON IS THERE
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ON THE MOON
TekoMandor: {Us ethe power of CRITICAL REVIEW
TekoMandor: {AHHH NO!
TekoMandor: {THEY KIDNAPPED HIM
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We cant attack
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its horrid
TekoMandor: {Why?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: AND WORST OF ALL
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THEY HAVE
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ......
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE BRITISH EMPIRE BRAINWASHED
TekoMandor: THE 40K POWERPUFF GIRLS
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I konw
God of WIN and AWESOME!: know
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need the help of
God of WIN and AWESOME!: LASTIE
TekoMandor: Now my background
God of WIN and AWESOME!: and Ravyn
God of WIN and AWESOME!: and Jiamu
TekoMandor: {Yes summon the almighty LATSIE and JIAMU SHAN
God of WIN and AWESOME!: and no wait i killed bugman
God of WIN and AWESOME!: AND RAVYN
TekoMandor: {And finnaly TRUDI CANNAVAN
God of WIN and AWESOME!: What no
TekoMandor: {GORTREX!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: MATHEW RILEY\
God of WIN and AWESOME!: What now
TekoMandor: {MEN OF THE WEST; WE FIGHT!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: How
TekoMandor: {Opps sorry wrong EpicWar(Tm)
TekoMandor: {We'll get the helpof the Nijas!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We cant
TekoMandor: {And... The Inqusition
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Pirates are better
TekoMandor: {Nija
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nah i hate them
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Plus there on the moon helping zac
God of WIN and AWESOME!: And WAT
TekoMandor: {Jordnians
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ROBERT PATTISON HAS JOINED ZAC
TekoMandor: {That was from Tzeentch
God of WIN and AWESOME!: BRINGING ALL OF TWILIGHT
TekoMandor: {She says : NINJAS!!!
TekoMandor: {We need the NINJAS!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Fine
TekoMandor: {And the Pirate!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Whats the plan
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then
TekoMandor: {Only if they unite can they defaet the Mokingbirds
TekoMandor: {Kill them; Duh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO
TekoMandor: {Yes
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THEY NOW HAVE C'TAN
TekoMandor: {So; I'm a C'Tan
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No ur a god
TekoMandor: {As well as being a God
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No
TekoMandor: {Werid
God of WIN and AWESOME!: UR JUST A GOD
TekoMandor: {STFU
TekoMandor: {MUM!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U DONT SEE MY WIFE AS A C'TAN
TekoMandor: {Your Boyfriend is mean to me!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Look,deer you cant be a c'tan to"
TekoMandor: {Yes I can
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "And his ur father and my husband"
TekoMandor: {No that's Khaine;I'm your bastard child
TekoMandor: {Granddad got pissed off
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No, Khaine was my ex BF, i hate that B*tch" "James is awesome and my husband and u were at the wedding"
TekoMandor: {Yeah I'm you and Khaines Kid
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No, ur not"
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Im sorry but james and i had you"
TekoMandor: {Look the Film about me wouldn't be called 'A Bastard Godling
TekoMandor: {And yes it does exist
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ??
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Look, James isnt ur father but he made u a god!"
TekoMandor: {Besides; do you really want me to tarnish your realstioship after all I tried to kill both of you...
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "AND IM NOT UR DAMN MOTHER"
TekoMandor: {That is debatable
TekoMandor: {Yes u are
TekoMandor: {Du
TekoMandor: {h
TekoMandor: {It says so
TekoMandor: {On my birth certifcate
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Its ISHA and nurgles u father" {SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY}
TekoMandor: {Nuh uh
TekoMandor: {It's Asurayn and Isha]
TekoMandor: {That's why I'm Oldskool
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No
TekoMandor: {Duh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U are a 40k child raised in a fantasy world
TekoMandor: {Look JUST READ HE GODDAMMED BIRTH CETIFACTE
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "U THINK ME AS A GOD CAN"T MODIFY A DAMN BIRTH CERTIFICATE"
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "JAMES G UR GROUNDED"
TekoMandor: {Nope; it's a godly birth cetficate
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "FOR NOT ACCEPTING THE TRUTH"
TekoMandor: {Meh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "NO GAMING"
TekoMandor: {I can just banish you again
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "James will save me(defiet)"
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ok
God of WIN and AWESOME!: james, slanesh break it up
God of WIN and AWESOME!: look james what Slanesh said is true
God of WIN and AWESOME!: we're ur god parent
God of WIN and AWESOME!: s
God of WIN and AWESOME!: So we made u a god
TekoMandor: {OK!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ur still grounded
TekoMandor: {And why can you ground me anyway
TekoMandor: {I don't live here
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I dont know
God of WIN and AWESOME!: But we can
TekoMandor: {I live in Ulthaun
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U live in the warp
God of WIN and AWESOME!: UR A BLOODY GOD
TekoMandor: {And have a legion of unkillable bodyguards on loan from Asuryan
TekoMandor: {So Sigmar dosn't
TekoMandor: {Nethier does The Lady of the Lake
God of WIN and AWESOME!: So what\
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Lady of the lake is a dami god
TekoMandor: {Is not
TekoMandor: {Full god
God of WIN and AWESOME!: sigmar we kicked him out of the warp
TekoMandor: {Ask anthony Renyolds
TekoMandor: {No you didn't
God of WIN and AWESOME!: emporer needed too go coz he failed skool
TekoMandor: {The warp dosen't reach the Oldskool world
TekoMandor: {We hang with our people
God of WIN and AWESOME!: It does in disguise
TekoMandor: {Unlike you
TekoMandor: {Nope
TekoMandor: {Only small wind here
God of WIN and AWESOME!: kk
TekoMandor: {That Teclis uses to Pwn you
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still u live in warp fantasy eddition
TekoMandor: No I don't
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Basicly where the gods live in fantsay
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its great there
TekoMandor: {Better than in the Wrp
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U can build an exact replica of the old world to play with
TekoMandor: {Test track
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "his right deer"
TekoMandor: {It's sooooooooooooooooooooooo fun
God of WIN and AWESOME!: {Long slow snog between slanesh and james
TekoMandor: {I like lead invasions against Cathay daily
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Good work
TekoMandor: {EWWWWWWW! GOD-MUM
TekoMandor: {AND GOD_DAD
God of WIN and AWESOME!: lol
TekoMandor: {AGRHHHH!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Since when did u become 3
TekoMandor: {Never
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Thats what u do with tezetch right/
TekoMandor: {Yeah but your my mum and dad
TekoMandor: {Your old people
God of WIN and AWESOME!: True
God of WIN and AWESOME!: anyway
TekoMandor: {See
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We have an epic quest to do
TekoMandor: {Off to epic quest
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ok
God of WIN and AWESOME!: So
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We have to find
God of WIN and AWESOME!: The MOON sword
TekoMandor: {ZAC EFFRON!
TekoMandor: {The what?
TekoMandor: {WTF is that
God of WIN and AWESOME!: The MOON sword
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its a sword made of MOON
TekoMandor: {Soo what does it do?\
TekoMandor: {So it moons people
TekoMandor: {It must be ugly
TekoMandor: {Really really ugly
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Well its the only way to kill ZAC and ROBERT
TekoMandor: {okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Coz they are mocking bird lords
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jeez
TekoMandor: {And we just can't use magnatism
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope
TekoMandor: {Why?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We could kill their hostages
TekoMandor: {Which are?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Look up a bit
TekoMandor: {Bella from Twilight
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jevis Johnson
TekoMandor: {*Looks up*
TekoMandor: {Why?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Dont u dare name my ex
TekoMandor: {WTf
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Thats like slanesh and khaine
God of WIN and AWESOME!: JEEZ
TekoMandor: {You went out with a guy called Why
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We all went to wesley
TekoMandor: {HOw dumb are you
God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I WENT OUT WITH BELLA
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any way
TekoMandor: {MUMS A LESBIAN
God of WIN and AWESOME!: its was
God of WIN and AWESOME!: 6031 and then i ditched her
TekoMandor: {Ohh ok
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Coz as u know slanesh asked me back to her place
TekoMandor: {Still gives me the creeps\
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any how
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need the moon sword
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its in
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE TARDIS MARK 6.5
TekoMandor: {Teleports Moon sword toJames G
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No!!!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its not that simple
TekoMandor: {I have it now!
TekoMandor: {Why
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Because u have to actually get it
TekoMandor: {Can I just use my godly powers over space and time to just grab the dam thing
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jeez
TekoMandor: [Teleports to Tardis
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ah
God of WIN and AWESOME!: But
TekoMandor: [Gets Moon Sword
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ITS IN
TekoMandor: {Comes back
God of WIN and AWESOME!: TARTERIS
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Which is a diffrent version of the warp
TekoMandor: {{Teleports and gets the frickin sword
God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need to teleport into sinbad world
TekoMandor: {Done
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Become mortals
TekoMandor: {No
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then get it
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then become gods again
TekoMandor: {I will get Revzan to do it
God of WIN and AWESOME!: And win
TekoMandor: {Ok
TekoMandor: {done
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope cant
TekoMandor: {Wasn't much of an epic quest
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Cause u have to be a god turned into a mortal to do the epic quest
TekoMandor: {Of course Tzeentch helped
TekoMandor: {I was
TekoMandor: {For a bt
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Oh of course
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Look
TekoMandor: {Why don'tI just banish them
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U have to beat that god that lives in tarteris as a mortal without a weapon
TekoMandor: {Bye bye Mokingbird amarda
God of WIN and AWESOME!: COZ THEY ARE UNBANISHABLE
TekoMandor: {NOTHING IS UNBANISHABLE
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "STOP FINDING HOLES IN DADDIES PLAN!!!"say slannesh
TekoMandor: {NO!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "that was to mean ur daddies
God of WIN and AWESOME!: no mine'
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Mines KHORNE"
TekoMandor: {Slaynesh is Khornes Daughters
TekoMandor: {WTF
TekoMandor: {I thought you two went out
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "and eldrad ulthoughs ma mum(proud)"
TekoMandor: {EWWWWW!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No"
TekoMandor: {WTF mum
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any way
TekoMandor: {You are the child of a gay couple
TekoMandor: {Creepy!\
TekoMandor: {I like dads parents better
TekoMandor: {They give me prezzies
God of WIN and AWESOME!: RIGHT FOR INSULTING UR MOTHER UR GROUNDED IN A UN ANYTHING BUBBLE FOR AN EON!
TekoMandor: {{Dad I made those
TekoMandor: {Thwey don't work on me
TekoMandor: {Duh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: slanesh-ROLC
TekoMandor: {See Mum is laughing
God of WIN and AWESOME!: No ROLC means rolling on floor crying
TekoMandor: {No it means Right Over Laughing Crazily
TekoMandor: {But if shes sad
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Good one
God of WIN and AWESOME!: It can mean both
TekoMandor: {It can mean that
God of WIN and AWESOME!: But at the moment it the sad one
TekoMandor: {BUT WHY?
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Beacuse u insulted her
TekoMandor: {Did Bella come over
God of WIN and AWESOME!: and her parents
TekoMandor: {And say she was bad
God of WIN and AWESOME!: DONT U DARE SAY THAT NAME
TekoMandor: {Or did you cheat on her with Bella
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope
TekoMandor: {What arn't you angry
God of WIN and AWESOME!: OF COURSE IM ANGRY
TekoMandor: {But no caps
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THATS WHY I GROUNDED U FOR AN EON
TekoMandor: {For the last time it dosn't work'
TekoMandor: {Bella-Lover
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Shut up stop insulting me and ur mother or il make u a demi god
God of WIN and AWESOME!: not a full god
TekoMandor: {ok
God of WIN and AWESOME!: eh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: {sobs}
TekoMandor: {Secures God-Hod
God of WIN and AWESOME!: look now are we going on this quests
God of WIN and AWESOME!: 2 morrow we shall
TekoMandor: {Bella and Mum siting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love; then comes marriage then comes the baby carriage
TekoMandor: {I got my god-hod secured
TekoMandor: {By Tzeentch
TekoMandor: {and God
God of WIN and AWESOME!: In the mean time ur mother and i are going to cheer each other up in the bedroom
TekoMandor: {EWWW!
TekoMandor: {Pukes
God of WIN and AWESOME!: (Leaves room with slanesh)
TekoMandor: {Goes to Tzeentchs castle
TekoMandor: {Every one has super happy fun time
TekoMandor: {Exept Bella
TekoMandor: {Who is looking for a boyfriend
God of WIN and AWESOME!: The Chaser = NO SHES WITH EDWARD
TekoMandor: {Bella goes to Slanesh and James'r room
TekoMandor: {looks and says
God of WIN and AWESOME!: bella is gone
TekoMandor: {I love you!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: poof
TekoMandor: {Both!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: god damn him
TekoMandor: {Dad that was mean
TekoMandor: {Brings back Bella
TekoMandor: {Pop and James G is gone
God of WIN and AWESOME!: What kind of son are ypu
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U again
God of WIN and AWESOME!: BELLA IS GONE FOR EVER POOF
TekoMandor: {One who is Tzeentches boyfriend
TekoMandor: {Brings Bella back
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Smart ass
God of WIN and AWESOME!: STOP IT
TekoMandor: {Exactly
God of WIN and AWESOME!: IL GO EVEN MORE INSANE
God of WIN and AWESOME!: USE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*(^**( on bella
TekoMandor: {Rasapple
God of WIN and AWESOME!: bella is mashed
TekoMandor: {Brings Bella back
God of WIN and AWESOME!: She wasnt gone
TekoMandor: {And heals her
God of WIN and AWESOME!: she was just mashed
TekoMandor: {Resuructs her
God of WIN and AWESOME!: DAMN IT
God of WIN and AWESOME!: SLANESH LETS GO TO THE CHAOS WASTES
God of WIN and AWESOME!: leaves
God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE CHASER= OWNED
God of WIN and AWESOME!: HA
God of WIN and AWESOME!: U FAIL JAMES
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I WIN
TekoMandor: {I WIM
TekoMandor: {Cause Bella was a hologram!\
TekoMandor: {Pwned!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: oh shit
TekoMandor: {Ha!
God of WIN and AWESOME!: damn it
TekoMandor: {Gloats
TekoMandor: {You WARGHHHHHHHED! a hologram
TekoMandor: {Ha
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still we're going on a family holiday with our to genetic sons and ur not coming
TekoMandor: {I'm going on a holiday with Asuryan and Isha
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Lol
TekoMandor: {And all the other Oldskoolers
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Tezetch got dumped already
God of WIN and AWESOME!: ha
God of WIN and AWESOME!: I tell her the news
TekoMandor: {I did not dump her
TekoMandor: {Shes right here
TekoMandor: {She made the hologram
God of WIN and AWESOME!: Of course
God of WIN and AWESOME!: of course
TekoMandor: {Tzeentch is coming with us stupid
TekoMandor: {Duh
God of WIN and AWESOME!: any way ur grounded and staying home with the emps son horus
God of WIN and AWESOME!: g2g
God of WIN and AWESOME!: cya
TekoMandor: {Cya
TekoMandor: {End of chapter 3
God of WIN and AWESOME! is now Offline.
