God of WIN and AWESOME!: James R wakes up with minor headsche after night. Exits bubble and walks outside to find the world in chaos.

TekoMandor: published

TekoMandor: done

God of WIN and AWESOME!: The clouds are on fire. Slanesh wakes up to find james has left te bubble.

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Slanesh leaves bubble and finds james staring at the sunrise of the chaos world, which is indescriably beautiful.

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THOUGHT: WHY THE **** WONT JAMES G TYPE?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: DITTO

Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.

Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.

Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.

Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.

God of WIN and AWESOME!: DITTO

TekoMandor: answer

God of WIN and AWESOME!: James ask slannesh if he should tell james g that he doesnt have a mic here\

God of WIN and AWESOME!: slanesh

TekoMandor: then why did u call me

TekoMandor: cause u did

God of WIN and AWESOME!: James thinks out loud "to get ur atteition"

TekoMandor: chapter 2 is up

God of WIN and AWESOME!: James ponders this before telling slanesh whom is trying to do something to james about how that he knew that chapter 2 was up 5 min ago

TekoMandor: {James goes out with GF

God of WIN and AWESOME!: James R calls james g on mobile

God of WIN and AWESOME!: RING RING

Call from God of WIN and AWESOME! started.

Call with God of WIN and AWESOME! ended.

God of WIN and AWESOME!: James appears not to anwser phone

God of WIN and AWESOME!: JAMES R IS PISSED

God of WIN and AWESOME!: coz is been screwing slanesh for 365 days continuous and he is getting tired

TekoMandor: Lol

TekoMandor: What comp are you on?

TekoMandor: Cause your laptop has a mike]

TekoMandor: {Duh

TekoMandor: {Grand Uncle T and me are going to kill Zav Effron

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Am on other laptop[

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Count me in

TekoMandor: {Note he's now russian

TekoMandor: {Cool

TekoMandor: {Will Slanesh be coming

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I was ringing to ask if we could go on an epic adventure

TekoMandor: {Yeah

TekoMandor: {Tzeentch wants to come

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Sweet

TekoMandor: {We'll go blast Torak into nothingness

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Hmm

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Il check his fan site for intel

TekoMandor: {Or maybe we'll recurit Commisar Cain to go kill Gaun

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nah

TekoMandor: {Oh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Kill zac

God of WIN and AWESOME!: {GASP}

TekoMandor: {Ok

TekoMandor: {What is it

TekoMandor: {Has Slanesh been raped?

TekoMandor: {Or is slanesh cheating on you

God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO

TekoMandor: {ok

TekoMandor: {So what is it

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ZAC EFFRON HAS CONTROL OF TERA

TekoMandor: {BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: HES IS INFACT THE MOCKINGBIRD KING (see how to kill a mocking brd)

God of WIN and AWESOME!: He also has his fans gaurding the moon

TekoMandor: {Use the Moon!

TekoMandor: {And our godly powers!

TekoMandor: {To Pwn that Bastard into the Abyss

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I gets worse

TekoMandor: {Quick; contact Yahtee

God of WIN and AWESOME!: JEVIS JOHNSON IS THERE

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ON THE MOON

TekoMandor: {Us ethe power of CRITICAL REVIEW

TekoMandor: {AHHH NO!

TekoMandor: {THEY KIDNAPPED HIM

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We cant attack

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its horrid

TekoMandor: {Why?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: AND WORST OF ALL

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THEY HAVE

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ......

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE BRITISH EMPIRE BRAINWASHED

TekoMandor: THE 40K POWERPUFF GIRLS

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I konw

God of WIN and AWESOME!: know

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need the help of

God of WIN and AWESOME!: LASTIE

TekoMandor: Now my background

God of WIN and AWESOME!: and Ravyn

God of WIN and AWESOME!: and Jiamu

TekoMandor: {Yes summon the almighty LATSIE and JIAMU SHAN

God of WIN and AWESOME!: and no wait i killed bugman

God of WIN and AWESOME!: AND RAVYN

TekoMandor: {And finnaly TRUDI CANNAVAN

God of WIN and AWESOME!: What no

TekoMandor: {GORTREX!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: MATHEW RILEY\

God of WIN and AWESOME!: What now

TekoMandor: {MEN OF THE WEST; WE FIGHT!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: How

TekoMandor: {Opps sorry wrong EpicWar(Tm)

TekoMandor: {We'll get the helpof the Nijas!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We cant

TekoMandor: {And... The Inqusition

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Pirates are better

TekoMandor: {Nija

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nah i hate them

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Plus there on the moon helping zac

God of WIN and AWESOME!: And WAT

TekoMandor: {Jordnians

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ROBERT PATTISON HAS JOINED ZAC

TekoMandor: {That was from Tzeentch

God of WIN and AWESOME!: BRINGING ALL OF TWILIGHT

TekoMandor: {She says : NINJAS!!!

TekoMandor: {We need the NINJAS!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Fine

TekoMandor: {And the Pirate!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Whats the plan

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then

TekoMandor: {Only if they unite can they defaet the Mokingbirds

TekoMandor: {Kill them; Duh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO

TekoMandor: {Yes

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THEY NOW HAVE C'TAN

TekoMandor: {So; I'm a C'Tan

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No ur a god

TekoMandor: {As well as being a God

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No

TekoMandor: {Werid

God of WIN and AWESOME!: UR JUST A GOD

TekoMandor: {STFU

TekoMandor: {MUM!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U DONT SEE MY WIFE AS A C'TAN

TekoMandor: {Your Boyfriend is mean to me!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Look,deer you cant be a c'tan to"

TekoMandor: {Yes I can

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "And his ur father and my husband"

TekoMandor: {No that's Khaine;I'm your bastard child

TekoMandor: {Granddad got pissed off

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No, Khaine was my ex BF, i hate that B*tch" "James is awesome and my husband and u were at the wedding"

TekoMandor: {Yeah I'm you and Khaines Kid

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No, ur not"

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Im sorry but james and i had you"

TekoMandor: {Look the Film about me wouldn't be called 'A Bastard Godling

TekoMandor: {And yes it does exist

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ??

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Look, James isnt ur father but he made u a god!"

TekoMandor: {Besides; do you really want me to tarnish your realstioship after all I tried to kill both of you...

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "AND IM NOT UR DAMN MOTHER"

TekoMandor: {That is debatable

TekoMandor: {Yes u are

TekoMandor: {Du

TekoMandor: {h

TekoMandor: {It says so

TekoMandor: {On my birth certifcate

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "Its ISHA and nurgles u father" {SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY}

TekoMandor: {Nuh uh

TekoMandor: {It's Asurayn and Isha]

TekoMandor: {That's why I'm Oldskool

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No

TekoMandor: {Duh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U are a 40k child raised in a fantasy world

TekoMandor: {Look JUST READ HE GODDAMMED BIRTH CETIFACTE

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "U THINK ME AS A GOD CAN"T MODIFY A DAMN BIRTH CERTIFICATE"

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "JAMES G UR GROUNDED"

TekoMandor: {Nope; it's a godly birth cetficate

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "FOR NOT ACCEPTING THE TRUTH"

TekoMandor: {Meh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "NO GAMING"

TekoMandor: {I can just banish you again

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "James will save me(defiet)"

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ok

God of WIN and AWESOME!: james, slanesh break it up

God of WIN and AWESOME!: look james what Slanesh said is true

God of WIN and AWESOME!: we're ur god parent

God of WIN and AWESOME!: s

God of WIN and AWESOME!: So we made u a god

TekoMandor: {OK!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ur still grounded

TekoMandor: {And why can you ground me anyway

TekoMandor: {I don't live here

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I dont know

God of WIN and AWESOME!: But we can

TekoMandor: {I live in Ulthaun

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U live in the warp

God of WIN and AWESOME!: UR A BLOODY GOD

TekoMandor: {And have a legion of unkillable bodyguards on loan from Asuryan

TekoMandor: {So Sigmar dosn't

TekoMandor: {Nethier does The Lady of the Lake

God of WIN and AWESOME!: So what\

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Lady of the lake is a dami god

TekoMandor: {Is not

TekoMandor: {Full god

God of WIN and AWESOME!: sigmar we kicked him out of the warp

TekoMandor: {Ask anthony Renyolds

TekoMandor: {No you didn't

God of WIN and AWESOME!: emporer needed too go coz he failed skool

TekoMandor: {The warp dosen't reach the Oldskool world

TekoMandor: {We hang with our people

God of WIN and AWESOME!: It does in disguise

TekoMandor: {Unlike you

TekoMandor: {Nope

TekoMandor: {Only small wind here

God of WIN and AWESOME!: kk

TekoMandor: {That Teclis uses to Pwn you

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still u live in warp fantasy eddition

TekoMandor: No I don't

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Basicly where the gods live in fantsay

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its great there

TekoMandor: {Better than in the Wrp

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U can build an exact replica of the old world to play with

TekoMandor: {Test track

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "his right deer"

TekoMandor: {It's sooooooooooooooooooooooo fun

God of WIN and AWESOME!: {Long slow snog between slanesh and james

TekoMandor: {I like lead invasions against Cathay daily

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Good work

TekoMandor: {EWWWWWWW! GOD-MUM

TekoMandor: {AND GOD_DAD

God of WIN and AWESOME!: lol

TekoMandor: {AGRHHHH!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Since when did u become 3

TekoMandor: {Never

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Thats what u do with tezetch right/

TekoMandor: {Yeah but your my mum and dad

TekoMandor: {Your old people

God of WIN and AWESOME!: True

God of WIN and AWESOME!: anyway

TekoMandor: {See

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We have an epic quest to do

TekoMandor: {Off to epic quest

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Ok

God of WIN and AWESOME!: So

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We have to find

God of WIN and AWESOME!: The MOON sword

TekoMandor: {ZAC EFFRON!

TekoMandor: {The what?

TekoMandor: {WTF is that

God of WIN and AWESOME!: The MOON sword

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its a sword made of MOON

TekoMandor: {Soo what does it do?\

TekoMandor: {So it moons people

TekoMandor: {It must be ugly

TekoMandor: {Really really ugly

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Well its the only way to kill ZAC and ROBERT

TekoMandor: {okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Coz they are mocking bird lords

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jeez

TekoMandor: {And we just can't use magnatism

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope

TekoMandor: {Why?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We could kill their hostages

TekoMandor: {Which are?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Look up a bit

TekoMandor: {Bella from Twilight

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jevis Johnson

TekoMandor: {*Looks up*

TekoMandor: {Why?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Dont u dare name my ex

TekoMandor: {WTf

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Thats like slanesh and khaine

God of WIN and AWESOME!: JEEZ

TekoMandor: {You went out with a guy called Why

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We all went to wesley

TekoMandor: {HOw dumb are you

God of WIN and AWESOME!: NO

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I WENT OUT WITH BELLA

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any way

TekoMandor: {MUMS A LESBIAN

God of WIN and AWESOME!: its was

God of WIN and AWESOME!: 6031 and then i ditched her

TekoMandor: {Ohh ok

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Coz as u know slanesh asked me back to her place

TekoMandor: {Still gives me the creeps\

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any how

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need the moon sword

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its in

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE TARDIS MARK 6.5

TekoMandor: {Teleports Moon sword toJames G

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No!!!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Its not that simple

TekoMandor: {I have it now!

TekoMandor: {Why

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Because u have to actually get it

TekoMandor: {Can I just use my godly powers over space and time to just grab the dam thing

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Jeez

TekoMandor: [Teleports to Tardis

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ah

God of WIN and AWESOME!: But

TekoMandor: [Gets Moon Sword

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ITS IN

TekoMandor: {Comes back

God of WIN and AWESOME!: TARTERIS

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Which is a diffrent version of the warp

TekoMandor: {{Teleports and gets the frickin sword

God of WIN and AWESOME!: We need to teleport into sinbad world

TekoMandor: {Done

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Become mortals

TekoMandor: {No

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then get it

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Then become gods again

TekoMandor: {I will get Revzan to do it

God of WIN and AWESOME!: And win

TekoMandor: {Ok

TekoMandor: {done

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope cant

TekoMandor: {Wasn't much of an epic quest

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Cause u have to be a god turned into a mortal to do the epic quest

TekoMandor: {Of course Tzeentch helped

TekoMandor: {I was

TekoMandor: {For a bt

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Oh of course

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Look

TekoMandor: {Why don'tI just banish them

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U have to beat that god that lives in tarteris as a mortal without a weapon

TekoMandor: {Bye bye Mokingbird amarda

God of WIN and AWESOME!: COZ THEY ARE UNBANISHABLE

TekoMandor: {NOTHING IS UNBANISHABLE

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "STOP FINDING HOLES IN DADDIES PLAN!!!"say slannesh

TekoMandor: {NO!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "that was to mean ur daddies

God of WIN and AWESOME!: no mine'

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Mines KHORNE"

TekoMandor: {Slaynesh is Khornes Daughters

TekoMandor: {WTF

TekoMandor: {I thought you two went out

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "and eldrad ulthoughs ma mum(proud)"

TekoMandor: {EWWWWW!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: "No"

TekoMandor: {WTF mum

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Any way

TekoMandor: {You are the child of a gay couple

TekoMandor: {Creepy!\

TekoMandor: {I like dads parents better

TekoMandor: {They give me prezzies

God of WIN and AWESOME!: RIGHT FOR INSULTING UR MOTHER UR GROUNDED IN A UN ANYTHING BUBBLE FOR AN EON!

TekoMandor: {{Dad I made those

TekoMandor: {Thwey don't work on me

TekoMandor: {Duh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: slanesh-ROLC

TekoMandor: {See Mum is laughing

God of WIN and AWESOME!: No ROLC means rolling on floor crying

TekoMandor: {No it means Right Over Laughing Crazily

TekoMandor: {But if shes sad

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Good one

God of WIN and AWESOME!: It can mean both

TekoMandor: {It can mean that

God of WIN and AWESOME!: But at the moment it the sad one

TekoMandor: {BUT WHY?

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Beacuse u insulted her

TekoMandor: {Did Bella come over

God of WIN and AWESOME!: and her parents

TekoMandor: {And say she was bad

God of WIN and AWESOME!: DONT U DARE SAY THAT NAME

TekoMandor: {Or did you cheat on her with Bella

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Nope

TekoMandor: {What arn't you angry

God of WIN and AWESOME!: OF COURSE IM ANGRY

TekoMandor: {But no caps

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THATS WHY I GROUNDED U FOR AN EON

TekoMandor: {For the last time it dosn't work'

TekoMandor: {Bella-Lover

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Shut up stop insulting me and ur mother or il make u a demi god

God of WIN and AWESOME!: not a full god

TekoMandor: {ok

God of WIN and AWESOME!: eh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: {sobs}

TekoMandor: {Secures God-Hod

God of WIN and AWESOME!: look now are we going on this quests

God of WIN and AWESOME!: 2 morrow we shall

TekoMandor: {Bella and Mum siting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love; then comes marriage then comes the baby carriage

TekoMandor: {I got my god-hod secured

TekoMandor: {By Tzeentch

TekoMandor: {and God

God of WIN and AWESOME!: In the mean time ur mother and i are going to cheer each other up in the bedroom

TekoMandor: {EWWW!

TekoMandor: {Pukes

God of WIN and AWESOME!: (Leaves room with slanesh)

TekoMandor: {Goes to Tzeentchs castle

TekoMandor: {Every one has super happy fun time

TekoMandor: {Exept Bella

TekoMandor: {Who is looking for a boyfriend

God of WIN and AWESOME!: The Chaser = NO SHES WITH EDWARD

TekoMandor: {Bella goes to Slanesh and James'r room

TekoMandor: {looks and says

God of WIN and AWESOME!: bella is gone

TekoMandor: {I love you!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: poof

TekoMandor: {Both!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: god damn him

TekoMandor: {Dad that was mean

TekoMandor: {Brings back Bella

TekoMandor: {Pop and James G is gone

God of WIN and AWESOME!: What kind of son are ypu

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U again

God of WIN and AWESOME!: BELLA IS GONE FOR EVER POOF

TekoMandor: {One who is Tzeentches boyfriend

TekoMandor: {Brings Bella back

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Smart ass

God of WIN and AWESOME!: STOP IT

TekoMandor: {Exactly

God of WIN and AWESOME!: IL GO EVEN MORE INSANE

God of WIN and AWESOME!: USE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*(^**( on bella

TekoMandor: {Rasapple

God of WIN and AWESOME!: bella is mashed

TekoMandor: {Brings Bella back

God of WIN and AWESOME!: She wasnt gone

TekoMandor: {And heals her

God of WIN and AWESOME!: she was just mashed

TekoMandor: {Resuructs her

God of WIN and AWESOME!: DAMN IT

God of WIN and AWESOME!: SLANESH LETS GO TO THE CHAOS WASTES

God of WIN and AWESOME!: leaves

God of WIN and AWESOME!: THE CHASER= OWNED

God of WIN and AWESOME!: HA

God of WIN and AWESOME!: U FAIL JAMES

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I WIN

TekoMandor: {I WIM

TekoMandor: {Cause Bella was a hologram!\

TekoMandor: {Pwned!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: oh shit

TekoMandor: {Ha!

God of WIN and AWESOME!: damn it

TekoMandor: {Gloats

TekoMandor: {You WARGHHHHHHHED! a hologram

TekoMandor: {Ha

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Still we're going on a family holiday with our to genetic sons and ur not coming

TekoMandor: {I'm going on a holiday with Asuryan and Isha

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Lol

TekoMandor: {And all the other Oldskoolers

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Tezetch got dumped already

God of WIN and AWESOME!: ha

God of WIN and AWESOME!: I tell her the news

TekoMandor: {I did not dump her

TekoMandor: {Shes right here

TekoMandor: {She made the hologram

God of WIN and AWESOME!: Of course

God of WIN and AWESOME!: of course

TekoMandor: {Tzeentch is coming with us stupid

TekoMandor: {Duh

God of WIN and AWESOME!: any way ur grounded and staying home with the emps son horus

God of WIN and AWESOME!: g2g

God of WIN and AWESOME!: cya

TekoMandor: {Cya

TekoMandor: {End of chapter 3

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