I would like to thank my audience for enjoying my story. All one of you that is. I'd be lucky if there were two.

Anyhow this is chapter three of the marvelous-not so marvelous- story. I am going to warn the people out there that this is rated M for a reason. I had a girl from deviantart go on someone else's account to read it. I don't want that happening.

Invader Zim is pwned by Viacom


As I walked out of the door I knew exactly where I was heading. I walked down the paved sidewalk, glancing every now and then at the sepia toned sky. I stopped less than two blocks away in front of a tall white-brick building. Tak still had the guise of being the 'Weenie Man's' daughter and her choice of residence clearly showed that. Her base was about two stories tall, but thin, with a Greek columns in the shape of weenies on either side of the door. I had only been inside once, when I had managed to sneak past Tak while she was battling Zim. That day I had also managed to encode her house's computer with a specialized entry code. I typed the code into my communicator and the front door opened for me.

Inside the house there was perfect evidence of the Irken who lived there. Strange tubing and metallic equipment was fastened to almost every bit of wall. The inside was sparse, none of the 'human' commodities that Zim had placed in his house. Tak had only screens, equipment, and various droids wandering around. I strolled casually into the center of the room. "Tak!" I glanced around, hoping to see her anywhere but didn't spy her. I turned swiftly on one foot and placed my hand on the silver doorknob.

"Human," came a soft response from behind me. When I turned around Tak stood facing me, her violet eyes glistening with what I could only hope was lust. Her green skin seemingly glowed compared to the gray background of her house. She was in Invader protocol uniform but she still took my breath away. I walked up to her and she touched her fingertip to the bottom of my chin. Grinning slightly, she pulled my face closer to hers and kissed my lips softly. "I had a feeling you would come back to me. I knew Zim didn't quite do it for you." Her gaze looked deeply into my face. "He can never win you, Dib. You are far too rare. Most of your species is disgusting." Her eyes never left mine as she reached up and pulled off my glasses. My heart was pounding louder, just the proximity at which I was standing to her was almost too much for me to stand. I moved a step closer to her and she flung my glasses to the ground, her hand was still positioned under my jaw.

"Touch me." She whispered and with a flash of her eyes I was willing to believe that her mind games worked. I lifted my hands up and gently stroked her long antenna with my index finger. Slightly purring she brought her arms around my waist and lifted her face up to mine. She opened her mouth and embraced me, but I lifted my hands into the air. She opened her mouth and flicked her tongue out to touch my tongue. I felt the heat from her skin as it sizzled with the moisture from my mouth. She whimpered but still probed my mouth with her tongue.

So she has a thing for pain too. I thought and slipped my tongue into her mouth. She licked and massaged my tongue, so delicate for such a strong person. Her fingers ran along the bottom of the shirt and she lifted it up slightly so that my skin was bare. With one hand still hovering above her head, I reached down delicately and lifted her shirt up to the same level as she had mine. She moved her torso close to me and pressed her stomach to mine. Finally I knew what it felt like to have the smooth Irken skin against mine. We kissed and rubbed that small patch of skin back and forth to the beating of my heart.

She pulled away from me and pulled her shirt down. "Dib," she looked down at the floor then back up to my face. "You want me more than him, don't you?" Her eyes flashed again but I shook off the effect of her trick.

"I want you both." I replied meekly, the blood slowly fading away from my face.

"You can't have us both!" She yelled at me and pushed me away when I moved closer. "It is either me or him! I will not settle for anything less!" The delicate attitude that I had seen in Tak only moments ago had now vanished and I sensed the anger that lay within her. "You can either choose scum or a goddess."

I looked at her questioningly and sighed loudly. "You can't just make me do whatever you want." I felt the anger and frustration that had been building up in me rise to the surface. "I have feelings too, and they are just as valid as yours are!" She stared at me, her mouth hanging open. She turned away, crossed her arms on her chest, and lifted her head defiantly. Before I even had a chance to speak again she ordered me to leave with a wave of her hand.

I stood outside of her tall house and sat down on the slate steps. Now I had realized why some part of me wanted to continue this test. Temptation took two forms for me and I couldn't have both. Tak and Zim were both of the same species but each one had different qualities. No matter who I chose I couldn't win, and I guess neither could they. I walked home, feeling both confused and upset.


Angsty isn't he? Yes the poor little Dib wants both because he is greedy and hormonal. I love how Tak and Zim are competing with each other to see who can, in essence, own Dib. But I think it is something more than ownership to TAk. I'll let you out there make up your own mind about Zim...