Notes

I made a poll on my profile page. It is about RWBY reacting to Smosh, but this time, it's for If (BLANK) Were Real videos. The choices are Internet, Video Games, Scary Movies, and Movies. Whichever gets the most votes will be my priority chapter for next time I want to work on this Fanfiction. I plan on closing the poll on May 9th nighttime to May 10th. This might change however, as I want to work on this story whenever I can. This is my first time using polls, so I hope this works out well. Or you can post comments on what Smosh video you want the RWBY girls to react to. The choice is yours.

I changed my username Goldrosewriter to GreenBlue1. I think it sounds better. I can be so indecisive sometimes. My apologies.

This took a while to make. I'm sorry it took this long. I was very busy. By the way, really quick; Do reactions videos get taken down? Like this one? This worries me greatly. I want to follow my heart and keep writing. There are readers who like this story, and I would feel upset if they can't read it anymore. What should I do about this? This story is solely for entertainment. Please remember that.

By the way, leave some reviews and tell me what you think about this story.

I do not own RWBY.

I do not own Smosh or the scripts.

RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth.

Smosh belongs to their respective owners. I used the video and online script to help me write this story. Script is in bold.

Pokemon belongs to GameFreak.

Excuse my grammar mistakes, if I made any.

RWBY reacts to Pokemon In Real Life

Ruby barged into her dorm room, surprising her team. She has an announcement to make.

"Guys! Let's watch Pokemon in Real Life!" beamed Ruby.

Blake put her book away. "Yeah. Sure. Let's watch this episode. We have plenty of time before bedtime anyway."

Ruby giggled. "Speaking of plenty of time, I thought we should watch all 5 of the Pokemon episodes tonight."

"Ugh. All 5 of them? Don't you want to watch them separately each day instead?" said Weiss.

"Just this one time! It's just that I'm a big fan of Pokemon. We'll watch one episode each night after this one. I promise," replied Ruby.

"Yeah, Weiss. Come on! And besides, it's Pokemon. You've heard of Pokemon, right? We all watched the anime and even played some Pokemon games," Yang added.

"Yes. I know about Pokemon. Okay. Let's do it," Weiss finally agreed.

The girls settled it out and began watching Smosh's take on what Pokemon would be if it were real.

Pokemon In Real Life 1

"Anthony?" asked Weiss.

"He's Ash in this video. You remember Ash?" Ruby responded Blake's question.

"Oh. Yes. I remember," Weiss replied.

Ash (thoughts): I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer! I'm gonna catch 'em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way. (Sees a hipster)

Ash: Hey! What the hell is this guy doing? (Asking a random old man)

Old man: Oh that guy? He's just waiting to fight ya.

"Hey! They're both Ian! That's the power of skit writing, I tell ya," Yang smirked.

Ash: What?! I don't wanna fight him.

Old man: Well, do you want to get past him?

Ash: Yeah!

Old man: Well, then you gotta fight him you stupid jackass! God, none of you guys know anything about Pokémon.

Weiss crossed her arms. "Rude old man. Then again, it's Ian, so no surprise there."

"He's just acting, Weiss. It's a comedy script for entertainment," stated Blake.

Ash touches the hipster and yells "boo" at him. The hipster remains still until Ash makes direct eye contact.

"This music is pretty catchy. I love it!" Ruby said.

"My focus is on why Ian is standing still like a statue. You'd think he would react after being touched like that," Weiss said.

Yang poked Weiss's cheek. Weiss swats at her, annoyed. "Stop that!"

Hipster: You looked at me funny! Let's battle!

"The games always has you fight someone just because you look at them. Pokemon logic," Blake stated.

Ash: (Interrupts) Woah woah! I don't wanna fight you!

Hipster: Too bad! You walked in front of me! Let's battle!

Ash: (Interrupts) No! I don't wanna fight anyone! I'm just here to catch Pokémon.

"Me too! Why, oh, why can't I go around peacefully, catching pokemon, without some kid interrupting, claiming how his Rattata is top percentage or something?" Ruby whined.

Hipster: (sigh) Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight, waiting for somebody to walk by. Do not take this moment from me!

"That's not possible. The dunce would be starving by now. Likely dead too," Weiss criticized

Ash: Fine.

Hipster: Let's battle!

Some text appears below the screen.

"Metrosexual Hipster wants to fight? This is hilarious!" Yang laughed.

Ash: I choose you, Pikachu! (Throws Pokeball)

Pikachu: Pi-ka-chu.

"Pikachu!" Ruby shouted.

"He's a person though," Blake said. Good thing too, because if he were a mouse, my cat instincts might take over, she thought.

Hipster: Is that all you got? Go Magikarp! (Throws Pokeball)

Magikarp: Karp karp.

"Yuck. Keep that thing away from me," Weiss said in disgust.

Hipster: All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack.

Magikarp: Karp karp karp karp karp. (Does nothing)

Pikachu: Pika?

"Wow. That's just embarrassing," said Weiss.

"Epic fail!" yelled Yang.

Ash: All right Pikachu, use Scratch.

Magikarp takes massive damage and cries in pain.

"Magikarp is kind of useless. No offense, Ian," said Blake.

Ash: All right, now use thundersh...

Hipster: (Interrupts) Wait! You can't go twice in a row. You have to wait for me to choose what attack I wanna do next.

"Yup. Those are the rules," Ruby happily stated.

Ash: All you have is splash attack.

"Splash. Just like a fish out water! Eh you guys?" Yang joked.

RWB groaned. They knew this won't be the last time Yang would joke like this. Especially for reaction nights.

Hipster: Hold on I'm thinking! (Tries to capture Pikachu and run away. Fails.)

"Hey! No stealing!" Ruby shouted.

"Man up, Ian! Stay there and fight!" Yang added.

Hipster: Son of a *****. (Yells at Magikarp) All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack!

Ruby shuddered. "Hey! No swearing! Or we will censor it!"

"How do we censor it?" Blake asked.

Ruby simply shrugged.

Magikarp: Karp karp.

"Magikarp? More like MagiCRAP! Hahaha!" Yang mocked.

Blake said with a monotone voice, "He should have waited until Magikarp was level 20."

Ash: All right Pikachu, annihilate him with a thunder shock!

"Magikarp is as good as dead," stated Weiss.

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuuuu!

Magikarp faints.

"Wow. Talk about frying your fish," Yang laughed. "Fainted? He's a crispy fish stick now!"

Blake's mouth watered at the image of fried Magikarp.

Weiss was getting sick in the stomach at Magikarp being electrocuted.

Hipster: You got lucky this time! Here's 20 Pokédollars.

"Get rich like Weiss for beating pokemon trainers!" exclaimed Ruby.

Ash: Sweet.

"Sweet like Combee!" Yang said.

Ash: Now that that's out of the way, I can finally continue my quest to catch all… (Sees more Pokemon trainers) FU-!

"Ouch. More pain to endure," said Blake.

"I get tired of so many trainers every once in a while. I just want to find Bagon and Metang on my Pokemon Ruby game, please!" whined Ruby.

"Watching Magikarp get disintegrated made my stomach feel bad. I'd rather catch Feebas in order to get Milotic on my Pokemon Sapphire game," said Weiss. "Oh. But first…" Weiss bend over, not feeling well at all.

"Woah. Take it easy, ice princess. We already have a vomit boy. We don't want a vomit princess either," said Yang. She helped Weiss get to the bathroom.

Blake turned to Ruby. "Ruby. Weiss needs to recover. I'm afraid we'll have to wait another day to watch more Smosh."

Ruby agreed, but otherwise was upset. "Awww. Okay. Until Weiss gets better." Until she gets a durable stomach too, thought Ruby.

What do you think? Did you like it? Stick around. I'll update it in a few days from now. Maybe sooner if I have free time. Thank you. Take Care.

Don't forget about my poll on my profile page. You can vote on it if you want.