Scott Pilgrim Vs. the Radscorpion

Disclaimer: We do not own Scott Pilgrim or Fallout.

"Let's gooo," Scott whined

"We need to wait while I get this thing fixed," Stephen Stills growled.

The "thing" he's referring to is the radio. Scott, being the idiot that he is, broke it after celebrating their victory over the raiders.

"It's not my fault that the stupid thing broke," Scott argued.

How is it not? You punched the thing, hard. Idiot.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry. There happy? But we can't just sit here doing nothing. It's so boring," Scott complained.

"I'm sitting here just fine and you don't see me whining. Or talking to myself," Young Neil was sitting on a nearby rock, polishing his favorite weapon. (One guess on what it is.)

"No all you do is talk to your gun," Scott said.

"You leave Kim out of this!" Neil shouted referring to his gun.

"Not that this conversation isn't fascinating but could you two stop arguing and let me work?" Stephen Stills said.

Meanwhile…

"I'm glad that we recorded that," Kim said massaging her sore hands.

"Yeah at least Wallace was able to do something useful before he passed out," Ramona said pointing over to a hung-over Wallace.

They had set up a small blockade around the radio tower. Anything they could move was used to enclose the small area. In fact the only way to get to the tower was through a car that was, conveniently sitting nearby. They were pretty luck so far.

Scott's group, not so much.

"Did you guys hear something?" Scott asked.

"You're just hearing things again," Neil and Stephen Stills said in unison.

"No this time I'm not talking about the na," Scott stopped and looked around. He saw nothing so he decided to sit back down. "Never mind,"

"Scott! Behind you!" Neil yelled.

Scott jumped away just in time to avoid the stinger of a large radscorpion. He then launched himself towards it to kick it. The scorpion clamped down on his legs and tossed him back.

Scott got back on his feet and punched at the large scorpion. Then the inevitable happened. The scorpion's tail lunged forward and stung Scott's arm. The venom coursed through his veins and he collapsed.

Fortunately now that Scott was out of the way Stephen Stills and Neil were able to shoot the radscorpion. It soon fell dead from the hail of bullets. Unfortunately it fell down on top of Scott.

"My legs!" Scott yelled in agony. "They burn!"

"Oh stop whining, you wuss," Neil said as he injected two stimpacks into Scott's legs.

"Ah," Scott said in relief. "that's better,"

Then all of the sudden the radio began to emit static.

"Let's get the hell out of here!" Stephen Stills said.

Okay before you leave. Why on earth would you take on a giant scorpion with your bare hands?

"I had Ramona with me," Scott said holding up his brass knuckles to apparently no one.

Weren't you just making fun of Neil for naming his gun after Kim?

"Yeah but this is completely different," Scott said

How so?

"…..Shut up,"

"Scott! If you're done talking to yourself we're going," Stephen Stills called back as he and Neil were already way ahead of him.

"Hey! Wait up!" Scott yelled as he ran after them.

So they walked for days trying to find the radio tower where they hoped to find their friends. They went on many adventures, they saved people, fought bandits and creatures of the waste, and were considered heroes by many. However we don't have time to explain all of that so we'll just skip ahead.

Scott and the others looked down from the hill they were on. In front on them was a lone building with one wall completely missing. All around the building were countless corpses of raiders and radscorpions.

"Well it looks safe enough," Scott said as he took a step closer.

BANG!

"What the hell!" Scott yelled as the bullet went passed his head and hit the ground behind him.

Knives Chau

Age: 17

Status: Sniping bad guys and taking names.

"Wait. Knives is here!" Scott asked.

Of course you idiot. I mean just think about it if everybody else is here, why can't Knives be here? Oh and be glad that she noticed it was you, or else you would be missing your head.

"You're a real jerk you know that?" Scott said.

The trio walked to the derelict building. Knives was on the upper floor. She had enough rounds to stay there for awhile. She also had a good position where she could see all the angles.

"Hey Scott!" Knives said excitedly. "Sorry about the whole shooting at you thing,"

"It's okay," Neil said. "Living now is all about reaction time,"

"Yeah well she shot at me, not you," Scott grumbled.

"Hey have you guys found Ramona and the others yet?" Knives asked Scott.

"No," he replied disappointedly.

"I was with them not to long ago, I'll lead you to them," Knives said.

They left as soon as they could. They traveled for days, fighting many creatures, and seeing wondrous places, they even found a lost treasure, however once again we don't have time for that so we'll just skip to the radio tower.

"Ramona!" Scott yelled. He was off like a rocket. He rushed through the car and… BAM!

"Oh my God, Scott!" Kim yelled. The baseball bat that she had beat him with still in her hand.

Three hours later.

"Ohhh…where am I," Scott asked as he came to.

"I'm sorry Scott, but we're at the radio tower," Ramona explained.

"Yeah, Kim knocked you a good one," Wallace said. (Guess who's drunk…again.)

"Wait, Neil's shotgun knocked me out?" Scott asked confused,

Everyone looked over at Neil decided to change the topic.

"So what now?" he asked.

"We wait here and broad cast our music," Stephen Stills said excitedly.

"Yeah!" everyone yelled.

And so ended everyone's search and a new adventure began.