"Oh well. Let's watch TV." Gir said. Minimoose squeaked and joined Gir. "Don't blast it you two. I'm thinking of another plan." Zim said.

Zim's computer had an idea. "Zim, I have an idea. Why don't you use the ray gun to make humans the size of rats so it will be easy to take over." it said.

Zim, thinking that the computer said son, corrected the computer. "I AM ZIM! But that sounds like a good idea." Zim said. "Zim. Why do I always let him have the ideas?" the computer asked.

"Eh!?" Zim asked. "Computer, make some sense! I am confused!"

"What I said was that you're very cool and very smart Zim." the computer said. "Yes I am." Zim answered. "Me too." Gir said. "You're lying Gir!" Zim yelled. Minimoose squeaked.

"Computer, what did you say about my plan?" Zim asked. "I said you should shrink the humans so you can rule the world." the computer repeated. "Okay. I'll shrink the humans. If I can find the weapon that I need." Zim said. "I found it! It's in the ice cream!" Gir yelled.

Zim groaned. "Gir! Get that weapon out of the ice cream!" Zim screamed. "Okay Zimmy." Gir said. "Zimmy!? I AM Zim!" Zim corrected. "I know. It was just a nickname." Gir explained. Zim stared at Gir. "I'll call you Master." Gir said. "Thank you Gir. Never call me Zimmy ever again." Zim said.

Gir got the gun and gave it to Zim. "Thanks Gir. Now let's do this." Zim said. Minimoose squeaked. Zim laughed, choked for a few seconds, and then went back to laughing as he fired the gun. "This should work!"

It did. He was able to shrink the humans. "Now prepare for some doom!" Zim screamed. "Now nothing will stop me!"

Zim saw a tiny Dib and stomped on him with his foot. Zim laughed. "My victory begins now!" Zim was so close to conquer the world and he did. Finally! Zim laughed like a crazy irken. Minimoose squeaked.

Gir saw the little people and he put them in a pickle jar. "Can I keep them?" he asked. "Gir!" Zim yelled. "Yes?" Gir asked with his tongue sticking out. "No!" Zim screamed.

Gir started playing with the little people. "Gir! What are you doing!?" Zim asked as he put an irken flag up. "I'm playing with the little people." Gir said. "Gir, stop it! Minimoose, do you know how to call the Tallest?" Zim asked. Minimoose squeaked. "Great. Tell them that I finally conquered Earth." Zim ordered. Minimoose squeaked again and went in the house. It called the tallest.

The Almighty Tallest were in the Massive. Tallest Red looked at the screen. "Yes Zim? What the? Hey Purple, check this out." he said. Tallest Purple didn't come over to Red.

"Purple, what are you doing? Check this out. A moose called us. A moose! A floating purple moose!" Red repeated. Still nothing. Three hours have passed and Red was getting annoyed. "Purple!" he screamed. "Purple, whatever you're doing, stop."

Finally Tallest Purple went over to Red. "What? Is he finally dead?" Purple asked. "Are you serious? I told you check out this moose. It called us. What is it?" Red asked. Minimoose squeaked. "What? Zim actually conquered Earth?" Red asked. The moose squeaked.

"Oh my god, look!" Purple yelled. He pointed to a building that said All You Can Eat. "All You Can Eat? Seriously? Purple, focus! The most incompetent alien invaded." Red said.

Zim came on screen. "That's right my Tallest." he said. "So how did you do it?" Purple asked. "Well I shrunk all the filthy humans with one of my weapons!" Zim yelled. "And then you turned them into chilly?" Purple asked. "No." Zim answered. "Well what did you do after that?" Red asked.

The tallest wanted more from Zim, but he didn't have an idea. "Uh...I'll call you back." Zim signed off. Red started laughing. "Gir! The Tallest want me continue my plan! What was next?" Zim asked. "We can use them as pets." Gir said. "Gir! We're supposed to destroy the humans, not make them into pets!" Zim yelled.

"Okay. We can eat them." Gir said. "Ew. No! They're already filthy." Zim said. "Oh come on." Gir said. "Gir! We do not eat humans!" Zim yelled. "Just thinking about that makes me sick to my squeedily spooch."

"How about we stomp on them like sandwiches?" Gir asked. "That sounds great Gir!" Zim yelled. "Let's do that."

Zim started stomping on the little humans. He laughed. "Victory for Zim!"

Then he went into his base and called the tallest. "Oh great. Zim's back." Red said. "I wonder what's he got now. A tank that has a baby head attached to it and shoots out killer sharks?" Purple asked. "Purple, he said that he conquered Earth." Red reminded. "That's correct." Zim said.

"Where was I when he did that?" Purple asked. "Watching something." Red said. "Oh yeah. I was watching an idiot show." Purple said. "Yeah. That's great Zim. Now what?" Red asked. "I am now stomping on all the humans. Now bring the Armada here and let's destroy this filthy planet!" Zim yelled.

"I call sot gun!" Purple screamed. "Fine. Let's bring the Armada to Zim's planet." Red said. "Yes!" Zim yelled. "And then we send him to the moon!" Purple yelled. "Yeah." Red said.

"But I already promised Gir the moon." Zim said. "No Zim. You are the worst invader and we hate you so much that we're sending you and your two sidekicks to the moon." Purple said. Red nodded.

"Wait a minute. You sent me here on a fake mission?" Zim asked. "Yes." Red said. Zim was frozen.

Purple laughed. "Look at his face. I'm gonna record that." Purple said. "Yeah." Red said.

"Yay! I'm a moon man!" Gir yelled. "But...my tallest, I...I've always been loyal to you." Zim said. "No you have not. You've always been a failure and you should stay on the moon!" Purple yelled.

Zim had his mouth open. "Yay! We're failures!" Gir yelled. "No Gir! That's bad. Now excuse me." Zim turned the screen off and walked away. Minimoose squeaked. "I'm not in the mood Minimoose." Zim said.

"Oh come on Master. At least you won." Gir said, trying to cheer Zim up. "Gir, I'm a failure. I failed the tallest." Zim said. His voice was breaking. Gir walked up to Zim and gave him a hug.

"Gir, what are you doing?" Zim asked. "Loving you." Gir answered. "Gir, please stop." Zim, Gir, and the moose went up to the house and sat on the couch. "Here, go watch a TV show." Zim gave the remote to Gir.

Gir took the remote and threw it at the wall. "What are you doing?" Zim asked. "I want you to be happy again. Do you remember the time when you thought Dib was chocolate?" Gir asked. "Thanks for trying Gir." Zim said, sadly. Minimoose sat on the couch next to Zim as they watched TV.

Zim sighed. "Gir. I'll be back." Zim got up and walked away. He looked outside, saw an army and then went to the lab. In the lab, Zim put a bubble on his head that became invisible. Minimoose came in and squeaked.

Zim looked at the moose. "Minimoose, keep an eye on Gir." Zim said. He waved to the moose and then transported himself to the moon.

To Be Continued.