Go Bananas
Chapter 3
While Tim and Danny were working on Mordecai and Rigby's chores, Mordecai and Rigby were making their way over to the house. Mission Impossible-esque music was playing in the background.
Mordecai and Rigby had arrived at the house. Fortunately for them, Benson was not around to see them sneaking into the house.
Mordecai and Rigby checked their surroundings to make sure Benson wasn't around. They even looked inside the house through the windows to make sure he wasn't inside the house.
"Okay, I think the coast is clear," Mordecai said.
Mordecai and Rigby went inside the house. No one was inside the house except for Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai and Rigby checked their surroundings again, this time inside the house.
"Hmm, hmm," Mordecai and Rigby said quietly to each other, assuming that they were safe.
Once they thought the coast was clear, Mordecai and Rigby made their way upstairs, and into their bedroom. On the way up there, they checked Benson's office to make sure he wasn't there, but did not see him in his office.
Mordecai and Rigby were now in their bedroom. Rigby shut the door to the bedroom, as he was the last one to enter the room. He also locked the door, just as well.
"Alright, dude, I think we're in the clear," Mordecai said, "Now that Tim and Danny are doing the work for us, how do you suppose we make it to the event now?"
"With this," Rigby said as he pulled out a grappling hook.
Rigby's grappling hook was pretty much a long piece of rope with a three-prong claw attached to it. The claw was similar to the ones you would find in arcade claw machines.
Mordecai was impressed by the grappling hook.
"Whoa, dude, where did you get that?" Mordecai asked.
"I made it myself," Rigby explained, "I've been watching a lot of action movies lately, and I wanted to try out some of the stunts in the movie. Now, I've finally found a perfect time to use this bad boy!"
"Do you think its gonna work?"
"I don't know. Guess we're going to have to try and see."
Mordecai and Rigby looked out their bedroom window. They saw a vacant golf cart that was parked near the house.
Note: This is not Benson's golf cart; this is a different golf cart.
Mordecai and Rigby were glad to see the golf cart. It would give them an opportunity to make it to the event.
"Look, dude, the golf cart!" Mordecai exclaimed.
"This is the perfect moment for us to get to the event!" Rigby added.
However, they also saw Benson driving around on his golf cart. He was passing by the house.
"Quick dude, get down!" Mordecai exclaimed.
Mordecai and Rigby ducked so as to not be seen from Benson. They were lying on the floor.
Mordecai and Rigby were wondering when it was safe to get back up.
"Do you think he's gone?" Rigby asked.
Mordecai and Rigby slowly got back up, and looked out the window.
"Phew, that was close," Mordecai said, "Alright, dude, we probably only have one shot at this," Mordecai said, "Let's make this count."
Note: This next part is hard for me to explain, so bare with me.
Mordecai opened up the bedroom window. Once he did, Rigby gave him the grappling hook.
Mordecai swung the rope around like a lasso. He was swinging the end of the rope that had the claw attached to it while holding the other end of the rope.
Mordecai then swung the rope at a nearby tree, hoping that the claw would latch onto the tree. Sure enough, the claw did latch onto the tree, and stayed there.
"Hmm, hmm," Mordecai and Rigby said to each other while nodding their heads.
Mordecai grabbed Rigby, and held onto him with one arm. Then, he leaped out of the bedroom, holding on to the rope with the other arm.
Mordecai and Rigby were swinging on the rope, trying to aim for the golf cart. They swung past the tree the grapping hook was attached to, and as they were approaching the golf cart, Mordecai let go of the rope.
Mordecai and Rigby safely landed in the golf cart. Mordecai ended up in the driver's seat while Rigby ended up in the passenger's seat.
Mordecai and Rigby were astonished that the plan had worked.
"Dude, that was awesome!" Mordecai exclaimed, "I can't believe that worked!"
"I know!" Rigby agreed, ""I knew watching all of those action movies would pay off one day."
"Now, let's get to that event!"
"WOOOAHHH!" Mordecai and Rigby exclaimed as Mordecai started up the golf cart, and spun it around in circles while he and Rigby waved one of their arms back and forth before taking off to the event.
Tim and Danny were still working on Mordecai and Rigby's chores. They were also still in their costumes.
"Man, Mordecai and Rigby sure do slack off on their jobs," Danny said, commenting on all of the chores that they were doing.
Suddenly, Benson was seen driving his golf cart to make another round at checking up on Mordecai and Rigby. He parked his golf cart, and was approaching Tim and Danny.
"Hey, who is that guy?" Danny whispered, noticing Benson.
"I bet that is that Benson guy Rigby was talking about earlier," Tim whispered, "Remember, if he comes by, just act casual."
Tim and Danny continued to work on their chores when Benson came up to them.
"Hey, guys," Benson greeted, "I've been going around the park to make sure you have been doing your chores, and I've got to say, I am impressed with how well you two are completing your chores, and in such a timely manner. I just want to say that I'm proud of you both, and that if you keep up the good work, you may have time to go watch the 'Running of the Apes' event."
"Aw, thanks, Benson," Danny said.
Tim gasped. "Dude!" he exclaimed as he punched Danny in the arm real hard.
"Ow, what did I say?"
Danny then realized his mistake.
"Oops," Danny said to himself.
Suddenly, Benson got suspicious.
"Hey, wait just a minute," Benson said, "Are you two really Mordecai and Rigby?"
Tim and Danny grew nervous. They knew that Benson had seen through their disguises.
Tim and Danny started stammering, struggling to come up with something to say to cover up their tracks.
"Yes," Danny said.
Tim face palmed himself.
Knowing that it was a lie, Benson removed the head parts of the costumes, revealing Tim and Danny's actual faces.
Benson was both livid and shocked with the current situation.
Benson groaned in anger real loudly.
"THOSE TWO ARE SO GONNA GET IT!" Benson yelled, his face turning red when he said this.
Benson threw the head part of the costumes to the ground. Then, he stormed off to his golf cart, started it up, and went to find Mordecai and Rigby.
Tim and Danny watched Benson drive out of sight.
"So, does this mean we are through doing Rigby's solid?" Danny asked.
Mordecai and Rigby were still in the golf cart en route to the event.
While Mordecai was driving the golf cart, he and Rigby were singing a rap song about the 'Running of the Apes' event that they had made up.
"Running with the apes, running with the apes, Benson cannot stop us so he shouldn't even make a fuss," Mordecai and Rigby rapped.
Note: The way this song is sung is similar to the "Rules are for Fools" rap from "House Rules".
Mordecai and Rigby laughed at their rap song.
"We're almost there, dude!" Rigby exclaimed.
"And we're making great time, too," Mordecai added, "We'll still have enough time to find a perfect spot for the event."
"Nothing can stop us now,"
Suddenly, Benson approached Mordecai and Rigby. He was right next to their golf cart when he pulled up. Mordecai and Rigby, however, did not notice this.
To get their attention, Benson merged closer to Mordecai and Rigby's cart, and rammed into one of the sides of the golf cart.
When Benson did this, it startled Mordecai and Rigby. Not only that, but it caused Mordecai to lose control of the golf cart.
The golf cart started tipping over. As it did, Mordecai and Rigby flew out of the cart, as they were not wearing seatbelts.
Mordecai and Rigby landed hard on the ground. The golf cart landed on the ground, just as well, after being tipped over.
Fortunately, Mordecai and Rigby were not hurt.
Benson pulled his golf cart over, and parked it. Benson's golf cart was not harmed during this incident.
Mordecai and Rigby were on the ground, moaning in pain. They then saw Benson approach them.
"And just where do you think you two are going?" Benson questioned as he looked down at Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai and Rigby looked at each other. They knew they were in big trouble now.
Mordecai and Rigby laughed nervously. "Oh, hey, Benson," the former greeted as Mordecai and Rigby stood up, "We were just, uh…."
"Not going to the 'Running of the Apes' event," Rigby said.
Mordecai punched Rigby in the arm.
"Oww," Rigby moaned as he rubbed his arm.
"Right," Benson said, "You know, I was going around the park today, and noticed how well you both were doing at your chores. I even came up to you guys, and said I was proud of you."
"Oh, well, that's great," Mordecai said nervously.
"Until I found out it was not you; it was just two of your buddies, trying to fill in for you, wearing costumes of you guys,"
"Oh, no," Mordecai and Rigby said to himself.
"I just want you both to know that in a situation like this, I would fire you guys on the spot," Benson explained, "But I'm not going to fire you."
Mordecai and Rigby sighed of relief.
"Thank goodness," Rigby said.
"I can see how much you two really want to be apart of the event, so I am going to let you guys off for the day, and be apart of the event," Benson said.
Mordecai and Rigby were happy that Benson was letting them off for the rest of the day.
"Really?" Mordecai asked.
"You're going to let us run with the apes?" Rigby asked.
"Yep," Benson replied, "But you're not going to be running with apes."
Mordecai and Rigby were confused by what Benson was saying.
"Whatcha talkin' about, Benson?" Mordecai asked.
I bet you, the reader, are wondering the same thing. What does Benson have in store for Mordecai and Rigby? What did he mean when he said they were going to be a part of the event? And will Tim and Danny continue to do Mordecai and Rigby's chores, even though they've been found out? Stay tuned to find out!
