Ways to Annoy Michael Myers:

Ask him if he wears the mask because he's embarrassed about his ugliness.

Ride up to him on a white horse and say you took it from his mom.

Say mental illnesses must run in the family since his little sister went crazy, too.

Then say, "No, wait. You did that."

Call him "Michelle" instead of Michael.

Tell him he should go kill people in Springfield instead.

Tell him no matter where he is, no matter what he does, Loomis is always going to be there to bitch about it.

Inform him that he is never going to score with chicks if he keeps chasing them with a knife.

Ask him if the cat got his tongue.

After that, say, "Oh, yeah. You killed it when you were ten. Kinda like you killed that bully, your dad, your sister, and her boyfriend. But that's normal for a kid, right?"

Tell him coming from a dysfunctional family doesn't give him the excuse to go around killing random people.