Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto


The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi

By: Shounen-Ai

Warning(s): This is SasuNaru not NaruSasu


OrangeRamenCup has logged in

LazyDay has logged in

OrangeRamenCup: Hi Shikamaru!

LazyDay: Ah. Naruto is only on? What a drag...

OrangeRamenCup: Hey!!

PaleDestiny had logged in

PaleDestiny: Hello Naruto-kun. Shikamaru-kun.

OrangeRamenCup: Neji! I haven't talked to you in awhile!

PaleDestiny: And you still haven't. We are simply typing to each other on a chat room.

OrangeRamenCup:...Huh? Isn't that the same as talking?

PaleDestiny: No. Neither of us are using our vocal language.

OrangeRamenCup:...

LazyDay: What he is trying to say is that since your not using your mouth, you guys aren't talking. Only writing...

OrangeRamenCup: OOOOooohhh!! Why didn't you just say that in the first place Neji!?

PaleDestiny: -sighs-

BlueFlamesofaUchiha has logged in

OrangeRamenCup: AAAHHH!! THE PERVERT CAME!!

OrangeRamenCup has logged out

BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...Naruto.

LazyDay: What did you do this time Uchiha?

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Nothing of your concern.

PaleDestiny: Someone is knocking at my door. I'll be right back.

LazyDay: Most likely Naruto.

BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...

2:35 PM since last message

2:36 PM since last message

PaleDestiny: Naruto is here...he's using Hinata's computer.

Mrs. Hinata U has logged in

Mrs. Hinata U: Hmmmm...I wonder what the U stands for...

LazyDay: Naruto?

Mrs. Hinata U: What?

LazyDay: Your not serious are you?

Mrs. Hinata U:...uhhh...yes?

LazyDay:...Uchiha. You have bad taste in picking out partners. Troublesome.

Mrs. Hinata U: HEY!!

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Hmph. Naruto. Why are you at Neji's house?

Mrs. Hinata U: Hey Hinata-chan is here! And I'm here because Neji and Hinata-chan can protect me from you! They are both stronger than you!!

BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...Naruto. Come to my place. NOW.

Mrs. Hinata U: NO!...AAHHH! HINATA-CHAN FAINTED!!

PaleDestiny: That is because your in her room and on her computer and I heard you ask her what the 'U' stood for.

Mrs. Hinata U: HINATA-CHAN WON'T WAKE UP!! I KILLED HER!! TToTT

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Come NOW dobe.

Mrs. Hinata U: NO!!

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: You get to be seme tonight.

Mrs. Hinata U: I'll be there shortly!!

Mrs. Hinata U has logged out

LazyDay: Uchiha. Are you really going to let him?

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: -snorts- No. That's the advantages of having a idiot for a lover.

LazyDay:...troublesome.

BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Try it out one day Nara. When your not to lazy to date. Well, Naruto is here.

BlueFlamesofaUchiha has logged out

PaleDestiny:...I have to go. Hinata still will not wake up.

PaleDestiny has logged out

LazyDay: What a drag.

YOUTHFUL-LEE-KUN has logged in

LazyDay: Oh no.

YOUTHFUL-LEE-KUN: AH! SHIKAMARU-KUN!! HELLO MY NON-YOUTHFUL FRIEND!

LazyDay:...

YOUTHFUL-LEE-KUN: HAVE YOU SEEN SAKURA-SAN?!

LazyDay:...no.

YOUTFUL-LEE-KUN: AWWW. TT.TT SUCH A NON-YOUTHFUL THING TO READ...

LazyDay:...

YOUTHFUL-LEE-KUN: WELL. I SHALL BE OFF! SAKURA-SAN! WHERE CAN YOU BE MY LOVE!!

YOUTHFUL-LEE-KUN has logged out

LazyDay: ...troublesome.

LazyDay has logged out

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"SAKURA-SAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!" The green-clothed boy shouted, running around the village for the pink haired girl. Sakura panted, peaking from her hiding spot, a bulletin board.

"THERE YOU ARE!!" Lee exclaimed, landing next to her.

"AAHHH! STAY AWAY FROM ME LEE!!" she retorted, quickly rushing off in a random direction. Hoping to lose the boy along the way and finally find her way to Sasuke's front door.

"SAKURA-SAN! COME BACK!!"

"STAY AWAY!!"

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"Hinata-san. Please snap out of it." Neji requested, shaking the fragile girl once more. Hinata continued to stutter as she stared at the empty computer chair that was used only minutes ago by her crush.

"Na-Na-Na-Naruto...k-kun...was...h-here? H-He was...here...he...was.." The poor girl fainted once more.

Neji sighed.

"Oh joy."

--

Naruto glared at the brunette in front of him.

"You said I could be seme, you teme!!"

"So? I lied."

"Jerk! You deserve no sex for a month!"

"Hmph. Like that's gonna ever happen."

"You horny bastard!"

"Your fault."

"How it is MY fault?!"

"Because of the way you look. Your like a little innocent fox who is just waiting for the horny wolf to jump him and fu-."

"Okay okay! I get it your pervert!"

"So, what will today's theme be? Lord&Maid or Doctor&Nurse?"

"NEITHER!"

"Hmmm...your right. Let's try out the new theme. Teacher&Schoolgirl theme. I just got the outfits at the store."

"W-WHAT?! I'M NOT DRESSING UP LIKE A GIRL!!"

Sasuke ignored him as he turned his back to the tied up boy and pulled off a certain package from the shelve of his closet.

--

Shikamaru yawned as he lied under his favorite tree, staring at the clouds.

"An uneventful day. Nothing out of the ordinary...perfect."

TBC...?


Shounen Ai's Note: Review please.