House of Doom!
Chapter three: You didn't tell me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything about Inuyasha, because Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Kaede: (In kitchen preparing breakfast.)
Kagome: Kaede, can I help you with breakfast before everyone gets up?
Rin: Rin too!
Kaede: Ye know ye not smart yet ye know ye dont ye?
Rin: Me?
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: Huh? You're making no sense with all this ye stuff...
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: That's it! If these people don't get their brains back, I'll kick someone in the nuts!
Rin: Rin has no nuts.
Kagome: O.o
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: I just wanted to do a good thing, help with breakfast.
Rin: Oh, okay.
Kagome: k.
Kaede: YE!
Miroku: What's going on? All I can hear from my wall is YE!
Kagome: Dammit Miroku!
Miroku: o.o?
Kagome: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kagome: SHUDDAP! You're as stupid as everyone else.
Rin: (clapping)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: (pulls hair out)
Rin: Rin says yes.
Kagome: Yes to what?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)
Miroku: Y-
Kaede: YE!
Miroku: Huh? (Getting up)
Kagome: You actually survived that?
Miroku: It's happened many times before.
Rin: Oh, okay.
Kagome: Right.
Kaede: YE!
Kagome,Miroku,Rin: SHUDDAP!
Kouga: Where is the TV?
Myouga: (bites Kouga)
Kouga: What the hell?
Myouga: Yuck. Your blood is bad.
Kouga: Shut up.
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: Where'd you come from?
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: Well, okay.
Kouga: Uh-huh.
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: Yeah, so anyway, it's clear to me that Inuyasha's gay.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kouga: I know.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kouga: The fact he keeps that monk with him is proof.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kouga: Because it's obvious they're in love.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kouga: Uh-huh.
Kikyou: What's wrong with being gay?
Myouga: Oh.
Kouga: You can speak?
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: Anyway, nothing.
Kikyou: Then what's your problem?
Kouga: Kagome's my woman.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Oh.
Kikyou: Okay.
Kouga: Uh-huh.
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: You guys suck.
Kouga: Uh-huh.
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: Okay, seriously Marisa, this is gay.
Kouga: Like Inuyasha.
Myouga: Yuck.
Marisa: There's nothing wrong with gay people! I love them.
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: It's true, 'cause she loves Inuyasha.
Marisa: That's right- noooo! He's not gay!
Kouga: You just said he was.
Kikyou: O.o
Marisa: Shut up.
Kouga: Okay.
Sango: (walking down the hall)
Jaken: (walks into her leg)
Sango: PERVERT! (smacks toad)
Jaken: What in the hell!
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Jaken: Well, whatever.
Sesshoumaru: I'm a pansy.
Jaken,Sango: O.O
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT! (shakes fist)
Sango: AAAAH!
Sesshoumaru: Am I really that frightening?
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Jaken: Well, whatever.
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Sango: So, if you could be a colour-
Jaken: Atomic soda!
Sango: What the hell?
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Inuyasha: Yo.
Sesshoumaru: Damn, it's my hanyou brother. OH HOW I LOVE YOU! FLOWERS!
Inuyasha: O.o
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT!
Sango: Lately he's been yelling Flowers followed my dammit.
Inuyasha: Oh, right.
Sango: AAAAAAH!
Inuyasha: WHAT!
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Jaken: I'm an idiot and you hate me. (cries)
Sango: (cries)
Jaken: (cries)
Sango: Okay this is stupid.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Jaken: (cries)
Sango: Okay, well, I'll just... be going now.
Jaken: You should go blonde.
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Sango: Why does everyone think that?
Inuyasha: It's automatic.
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Inuyasha: That's exactly why you should be blonde.
Sesshoumaru: So are you making fun of blondes?
Inuyasha: Yes.
Sesshoumaru: IDIOT!
Inuyasha: You're an idiot! and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: No, you're an idiot and I hate you.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.
Jaken: I peed myself.
Inuyasha&Sesshy: O.O
Jaken: Tee-hee! (waddles off like a penguin)
Inuyasha: k.
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!
Inuyasha: RAMEN!
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT!
Kagome: Now that everyone is here in the kitchen, it's time for breakfast, which is Ramen, because it appears to be the only thing in the house.
Inuyasha: Hurray!
Kagome: After struggling with Kaede's constant ye's, and Miroku constantly calling me a bitch-
Inuyasha: You bastard!
Miroku: You're a bastard!
Inuyasha: You're a bastard!
Kagome: AND GETTING YOU ALL HERE SILENT, I hope that the rest of the day can be peaceful.
Marisa: Hah! Kagome you're the biggest idiot of all if you think that.
Kagome: Why?
Marisa: I dunno. Things can't be quiet if I am here.
Kagome: Oh. So leave.
Marisa: Then the story doesn't get written, dummy.
Inuyasha: You bastard!
Miroku: You're a bastard!
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!
Marisa: Hehehe.
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT MARISA!
Marisa: (leaves)
Myouga: Yuck.
Sango: Yuck what?
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Kagome: UGH! YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
Rin: Rin disagrees.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: We're definitely not the same person, Kikyou.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: That's right, you heard me.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome:
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome:
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: I have an announcement!
Jaken: I peed myself.
(Everyone looks and Jaken)
Myouga: Yuck.
Jaken: (cries)
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sesshoumaru: What did you say to me?
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sesshoumaru: RAAAAAAAAWR!
Miroku: (dies)
Sesshoumaru: Indeed. You liked that manly roar.
Kouga: I SAID! I have an announcement.
(Everything goes quiet because Miroku is dead.)
Kouga: I've come to the conclusion that Inuyasha is gay with Miroku.
Kagome: And you never told me?!
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: O.o
Sango: O.O
Sesshoumaru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PANSY!
Jaken: I peed myself.
(Everyone looks at Jaken)
Myouga: Yuck.
Inuyasha: Kouga you shit, I'll kill you.
Marisa: Do you have something against gay people, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No I don't.
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!
Marisa: Good. (Disappears)
Kagome: Osuwari.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!
Kagome: You're gay and you didn't tell me!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Miroku: (un-dies) Inuyasha! Is it true? O.o
Inuyasha: NO!
Miroku: Oh.
Sango: You ass! I thought you were straight!
Miroku: o.o?
Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kaede: YE!
(Everyone blinks)
Marisa: GOD DAMMIT! NO MORE BLINKING!
Everyone: Okay.
Kouga: So yeah. You two are gay now.
Kagome: Noooooo Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: It's not true Kagome.
Kikyou: O.o
Myouga: Yuck.
Kouga: I can get Kikyou to talk.
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: It's true!
Rin: Then do it.
Kaede: YE!
Kouga: Okay.
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: I love you Kikyou.
Kikyou: O.O
Inuyasha: I'll beat the shit out of you! (chases Kouga around the house a gazillion times)
Kagome: (cries)
Jaken: (cries)
Kaede: (cries like a pansy)
Miroku: (cries like Miroku)
Sango: Why are you crying, houshi-sama?
Miroku: I don't know. (Gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops hiraikotsu on Miroku'shead)
Miroku: (dies again)
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
Kagome: Inuyasha's gay! noooooooooo! (cries more)
Jaken: I'm a baka! (cries)
Kaede: YE!
Rin: Kaede is scary! (cries)
Will Kikyou ever say anything? Will these people ever stop crying, OR BLINKING? RAAAAAWR! Tune in next time, to my really screwed story, that I write when I am stuck on my other stories! Yah! Review please:D
I'd also like to thank darkminded for the two reviews! Reviewing on both chapters! Thanks maaaaan:D :D
