House of Doom!

Chapter three: You didn't tell me!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything about Inuyasha, because Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.


Kaede: (In kitchen preparing breakfast.)

Kagome: Kaede, can I help you with breakfast before everyone gets up?

Rin: Rin too!

Kaede: Ye know ye not smart yet ye know ye dont ye?

Rin: Me?

Kaede: YE!

Kagome: Huh? You're making no sense with all this ye stuff...

Kaede: YE!

Kagome: That's it! If these people don't get their brains back, I'll kick someone in the nuts!

Rin: Rin has no nuts.

Kagome: O.o

Kaede: YE!

Kagome: I just wanted to do a good thing, help with breakfast.

Rin: Oh, okay.

Kagome: k.

Kaede: YE!

Miroku: What's going on? All I can hear from my wall is YE!

Kagome: Dammit Miroku!

Miroku: o.o?

Kagome: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kagome: SHUDDAP! You're as stupid as everyone else.

Rin: (clapping)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kaede: YE!

Kagome: (pulls hair out)

Rin: Rin says yes.

Kagome: Yes to what?

Rin: Rin doesn't know.

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kagome: (Kicks Miroku again)

Miroku: Y-

Kaede: YE!

Miroku: Huh? (Getting up)

Kagome: You actually survived that?

Miroku: It's happened many times before.

Rin: Oh, okay.

Kagome: Right.

Kaede: YE!

Kagome,Miroku,Rin: SHUDDAP!


Kouga: Where is the TV?

Myouga: (bites Kouga)

Kouga: What the hell?

Myouga: Yuck. Your blood is bad.

Kouga: Shut up.

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: Where'd you come from?

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: Well, okay.

Kouga: Uh-huh.

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: Yeah, so anyway, it's clear to me that Inuyasha's gay.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kouga: I know.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kouga: The fact he keeps that monk with him is proof.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kouga: Because it's obvious they're in love.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kouga: Uh-huh.

Kikyou: What's wrong with being gay?

Myouga: Oh.

Kouga: You can speak?

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: Anyway, nothing.

Kikyou: Then what's your problem?

Kouga: Kagome's my woman.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Oh.

Kikyou: Okay.

Kouga: Uh-huh.

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: You guys suck.

Kouga: Uh-huh.

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: Okay, seriously Marisa, this is gay.

Kouga: Like Inuyasha.

Myouga: Yuck.

Marisa: There's nothing wrong with gay people! I love them.

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: It's true, 'cause she loves Inuyasha.

Marisa: That's right- noooo! He's not gay!

Kouga: You just said he was.

Kikyou: O.o

Marisa: Shut up.

Kouga: Okay.


Sango: (walking down the hall)

Jaken: (walks into her leg)

Sango: PERVERT! (smacks toad)

Jaken: What in the hell!

Sango: Oops, reflex.

Jaken: Well, whatever.

Sesshoumaru: I'm a pansy.

Jaken,Sango: O.O

Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT! (shakes fist)

Sango: AAAAH!

Sesshoumaru: Am I really that frightening?

Sango: Oops, reflex.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Jaken: Well, whatever.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Sango: So, if you could be a colour-

Jaken: Atomic soda!

Sango: What the hell?

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Inuyasha: Yo.

Sesshoumaru: Damn, it's my hanyou brother. OH HOW I LOVE YOU! FLOWERS!

Inuyasha: O.o

Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT!

Sango: Lately he's been yelling Flowers followed my dammit.

Inuyasha: Oh, right.

Sango: AAAAAAH!

Inuyasha: WHAT!

Sango: Oops, reflex.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Jaken: I'm an idiot and you hate me. (cries)

Sango: (cries)

Jaken: (cries)

Sango: Okay this is stupid.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Jaken: (cries)

Sango: Okay, well, I'll just... be going now.

Jaken: You should go blonde.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Sango: Why does everyone think that?

Inuyasha: It's automatic.

Sango: Oops, reflex.

Inuyasha: That's exactly why you should be blonde.

Sesshoumaru: So are you making fun of blondes?

Inuyasha: Yes.

Sesshoumaru: IDIOT!

Inuyasha: You're an idiot! and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: No, you're an idiot and I hate you.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Jaken: I peed myself.

Inuyasha&Sesshy: O.O

Jaken: Tee-hee! (waddles off like a penguin)

Inuyasha: k.

Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!

Inuyasha: RAMEN!

Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT!


Kagome: Now that everyone is here in the kitchen, it's time for breakfast, which is Ramen, because it appears to be the only thing in the house.

Inuyasha: Hurray!

Kagome: After struggling with Kaede's constant ye's, and Miroku constantly calling me a bitch-

Inuyasha: You bastard!

Miroku: You're a bastard!

Inuyasha: You're a bastard!

Kagome: AND GETTING YOU ALL HERE SILENT, I hope that the rest of the day can be peaceful.

Marisa: Hah! Kagome you're the biggest idiot of all if you think that.

Kagome: Why?

Marisa: I dunno. Things can't be quiet if I am here.

Kagome: Oh. So leave.

Marisa: Then the story doesn't get written, dummy.

Inuyasha: You bastard!

Miroku: You're a bastard!

Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!

Marisa: Hehehe.

Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT MARISA!

Marisa: (leaves)

Myouga: Yuck.

Sango: Yuck what?

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Kagome: UGH! YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!

Rin: Rin disagrees.

Kikyou: O.o

Kagome: We're definitely not the same person, Kikyou.

Kikyou: O.o

Kagome: That's right, you heard me.

Kikyou: O.o

Kagome:

Kikyou: O.o

Kagome:

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: I have an announcement!

Jaken: I peed myself.

(Everyone looks and Jaken)

Myouga: Yuck.

Jaken: (cries)

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Sesshoumaru: What did you say to me?

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Sesshoumaru: RAAAAAAAAWR!

Miroku: (dies)

Sesshoumaru: Indeed. You liked that manly roar.

Kouga: I SAID! I have an announcement.

(Everything goes quiet because Miroku is dead.)

Kouga: I've come to the conclusion that Inuyasha is gay with Miroku.

Kagome: And you never told me?!

Myouga: Yuck.

Kikyou: O.o

Sango: O.O

Sesshoumaru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PANSY!

Jaken: I peed myself.

(Everyone looks at Jaken)

Myouga: Yuck.

Inuyasha: Kouga you shit, I'll kill you.

Marisa: Do you have something against gay people, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: No I don't.

Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!

Marisa: Good. (Disappears)

Kagome: Osuwari.

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!

Kagome: You're gay and you didn't tell me!

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Miroku: (un-dies) Inuyasha! Is it true? O.o

Inuyasha: NO!

Miroku: Oh.

Sango: You ass! I thought you were straight!

Miroku: o.o?

Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Sango: (Kicks Miroku in the nuts)

Miroku: x.x You bitch!

Kaede: YE!

(Everyone blinks)

Marisa: GOD DAMMIT! NO MORE BLINKING!

Everyone: Okay.

Kouga: So yeah. You two are gay now.

Kagome: Noooooo Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: It's not true Kagome.

Kikyou: O.o

Myouga: Yuck.

Kouga: I can get Kikyou to talk.

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: It's true!

Rin: Then do it.

Kaede: YE!

Kouga: Okay.

Kikyou: O.o

Kouga: I love you Kikyou.

Kikyou: O.O

Inuyasha: I'll beat the shit out of you! (chases Kouga around the house a gazillion times)

Kagome: (cries)

Jaken: (cries)

Kaede: (cries like a pansy)

Miroku: (cries like Miroku)

Sango: Why are you crying, houshi-sama?

Miroku: I don't know. (Gropes Sango's butt)

Sango: PERVERT! (drops hiraikotsu on Miroku'shead)

Miroku: (dies again)

Sango: Oops, reflex.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

Kagome: Inuyasha's gay! noooooooooo! (cries more)

Jaken: I'm a baka! (cries)

Kaede: YE!

Rin: Kaede is scary! (cries)


Will Kikyou ever say anything? Will these people ever stop crying, OR BLINKING? RAAAAAWR! Tune in next time, to my really screwed story, that I write when I am stuck on my other stories! Yah! Review please:D

I'd also like to thank darkminded for the two reviews! Reviewing on both chapters! Thanks maaaaan:D :D