To Mr. Disclaimer: We both know that I don't own either Naruto nor Fairy tail... kindly leave me alone...or else!

Hiddenray's Note: Thank you all for reading the first two chapters.

Enjoy chapter 3.

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To Naruto,

I can't believe its been two months since the last time I wrote to you.

I had to fight a demon in human form. My arms were broken, legs bent and I had a concussion, but, it was all worth it... just to call her fat and ugly... while wearing her flame empress armor.

Don't judge me! It had flame in its name! What else did she expect, she's the one who told me that she had the hottest body in that armor... I knew I way hotter than her, and Its not like I liked that armor... I was just testing it out for her.

Anyway, I found out that Gray read your last letter and wrote back to you. Don't worry about him, I burned all his clothes. It was underwhelming, it was like he didn't even care...*sigh*.

Moving on, what did you want to tell me in your last letter? ... I couldn't actually read it because that would mean walking to my mail box, and my legs were bent funny... so Gray and Mira came to visit me and he just rudely took my mail, I mean, who does that!?

Well, Its time I took my painkillers, write back!

From, Natsu.

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To Natsu,

Congratulations on your recovery!

I seriously know how being stuck in a hospital feels like, its depressing, its uncomfortable and you wanna pee a lot.

So I had the... what's the opposite of pleasure?... um, I had the opportunity of getting to know a little bit of what you have to go through, since Gray is your rival and all that.

In my last letter, I wrote how lucky you are for getting a girl like Lisana as your girlfriend, you are one lucky guy!

For me, its just traveling with an old man around the unknowns. Its not as glamorous as it sounds. Not to mention the demon I'm stuck with. The stupid fox won't even talk to me!

Anyways, write back and punch Gray for me.

From, Naruto.

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To Naruto,

I punched Gray for you... it was hilarious. I was like, "Hey, Gray... can you come here for a sec." And then BAM! right in the face.

By the way, Lisana and me are just friends...just..friends.

I remember you telling me about a guy in the sound four, let's see, he had; spider like characteristics, the ability to walk on walls, had enhanced spider like senses and could shoot webs out of his body.

That sounds like some sort of made up character from a child's story book.

Now if you wanted something scary, try Mira on one of her 'bad days of the month' as she calls it. She turns into a total psycho. Then she starts touching Lauxis... or Canna. It gets weird when she starts touching Canna.

Well, that's pretty much all I had to say. Peace!

From, Natsu.

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To Natsu,

Mira sounds like a pushover... what you should really look out for, is a snake-faced white guy, he gives of a 'I'm gonna bite you' vibe.

Then he does this thing with his tongue... he can like, make it longer and his neck too. I mean, he might sound like a green guy who wears a turban and a cape... but seriously, He does not wear a cape.

In the end, all I want to say is that... I DARE YA' ! I dare you... to go and steal a pair of Mira's clothes... or panties.

Remember to describe how they feel and all that.

P.S. This was the pervy sage's idea...but he also bribed me...Ramen, my only weakness.

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To Naruto,

No wonder Natsu was acting up more than usual. You just had to Dare him didn't you.

He was caught... again. There is suppose to be a limit to how much stupid someone could do.

By the way, I read all your letters.

Natsu was caught holding a pair of Mira's Bras. It was brutal... he's not hurt physically.

He's in a corner rocking himself back and forth because he wasn't hurt physically.

And now he won't take off that scarf.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

From, A flying cat.

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Hiddenray's Note: Thank you all for reading ... and I hope you keep reading if you know what's good for you.