Third installment of Yachiru's Halloween is up!
Following a suggestion, I have tried valiantly to make my chapters longer, so if it is still too short, forgive me, okay? I am not very used to writing long stories.
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"We go to ALL the divisions?!"
"Mmhmm. Well, except our division, 'cuz Yumi-chan says sweets make her look ugly."
"Then why do you still eat them by the truckload everyday?"
"AWW Ken-chan! You're just trying to avoid going around trick-or-treating, aren't you?
"So what if I am?"
"AWW, Please? Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?"
Kenpachi sighed.
"I am NOT falling for that puppy-dog look!"
"But Ken-chan! You fell for it the previous 163846594732 times!
"Which is why I am not going to fall for it 163846594733 times."
-a prolonged pause-
"All right, all right! I GIVE IN!"
"YAY KEN-CHAN!"
"So...who are you going to bully next?"
"It's not BULLYING, Ken-chan! It's trick-or-treating!"
"Whatever. Who next?"
"Bee-woman!"
"Soifon-taichou?"
"Yupyup!"
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Soi Fon looked at the two costumed figures outside the door.
"You say that it's Hallo...ween?"
"Yupyup!"
"What's that?"
"Simply put, it's a day when humans are allowed to demand candy from other humans."
"So...you have come to demand candy from me?"
"Yup!"
"And...what if I don't give you candy?"
"Ken-chan will persuade you to with his zanpakutou!"
Soi Fon sighed. She had just finished training, which meant that she was in no mood at all to fight an unseated officer, let alone Zaraki Kenpachi, captain of the 11th division. There was only one solution.
"Fine. I'll give you candy. On one condition."
Yachiru was already drooling at the thought of candy.
"I'll do anything for candy!"
"Okay. I want you to make my useless lieutenant stop eating crackers 24/7 and do his paperwork."
"That's it?"
"Yup."
"OKAY! Hand over the candy and I'll do it!"
"No. I want to hear my useless lieutenant scream first, before I give you candy."
"AWW Bee-woman, you're SO MEAN!"
"Whatever. Do you need any supplies?"
"I need you to write a letter to Fatso-chan."
So Yachiru dictated, and Soi Fon wrote a short but threatening letter that should ensure that Oomaeda would never ever neglect his paperwork again.
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Oomaeda was stoning in his room, as usual, eating rice crackers.
The door flew open.
"HEY FATSO-CHANNNN!"
In the doorway stood a pink-haired fairy, which promptly jumped up and bit Oomaeda on the head.
'YEOWCHHHHH! Let go of me! Let go!"
As Oomaeda whirled around in a haze of excruciating pain (Yachiru's teeth are sharp), he failed to notice a greenish arm (Kenpachi's) reach in and swipe all the crackers on his table.
When Yachiru finally did let go, she landed on his desk, stuck out her tongue, flung a piece of paper into his face, and jumped out of the window.
The letter ran thus:
To the vice-captain of the second division:
I have observed that you never hand in your paperwork on time.
However, this must change.
If you ever want to see your crackers again, you will report to your captain at 20 00 sharp and do as she says.
Do not think you can pretend not to follow her orders, for I know EXACTLY what she has planned for you.
Let me just say that it involves a lot of paperwork.
The fate of your crackers depends on you.
Sincerely,
The Guardian Angel of Paperwork
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Soi Fon leaned back in her chair with a satisfied smirk at the sound of an anguished howl that came from the direction of Oomaeda's quarters.
Suddenly, she was assaulted by a pink-haired fairy.
"HEYS BEE-WOMAN!"
"Yes?"
"Can I keep Fatso-chan's crackers?"
"Hmm...I don't see why not."
"YAY! Oh, and Bee-woman?"
"Yes?"
"I want my candy. Now."
Soi Fon rolled her eyes. She reached into her drawer, pulled out a box, aimed, and threw.
A box of slightly melted butterfly chocolates sailed through the air, narrowly missing its intended target (Yachiru) and whacked Kenpachi on the face.
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There! End of chapter.
It's very crappy. I know, and I'm sorry.
I will probably do fifth division next, suggestions are welcome!
