Cuckoos
Part 3: Three Blondes and a Clone
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Red Witch- Emma/Hank rules! Emank, Hamma, whatever you want to call it.
Aaron- Glad you liked it. I like the Cuckoos too, as you can see. I would tell you who else I have planned to join their team but... I'm not gonna.
Darkstorm500- That's exactly why I hate Scott, he's all 'I'm Xavier's golden boy and everybody has to do everything I say.' That's when he's not all 'Boo-hoo, my wife's dead again, I think I'll go bone the first white leather-clad blonde that I come across.' Idiot.
Agent-G- Watch out for more Scott/Corsairs bashing soon. I wonder how comic- verse Logan would react to the fact that he has a clone.
Notes- this has nothing to do with the fic but I've just seen Spider-Man 2. Some of you may not have seen it so I won't say too much in case I give anything away. The only thing that I am going to say is... IT FRICKIN' RULES!! That is all...
Somewhere in Hell's Kitchen-
A van containing the Cuckoos, Marvel Girl, Nocturne and Lockheed the Dragon drives down a street in Hell's Kitchen. Marvel Girl is driving. Fiona, one of the Cuckoos, leans over the driver's seat to talk to her.
'Sensing anything on the old spidey-sense?' She asks.
'Not yet no.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Has the portable Cerebra picked anything up TJ?'
'Our girl should be just around the next corner.' Nocturne replies.
Marvel Girls does as she is told and parks opposite a grotty-looking apartment building.
'Cerebra says that she's in there.' Nocturne says, pointing to said apartment building.
'We'd better get in their quick.' Marvel Girl says. 'I'm sensing a lot of fear in that building.'
'It's party time!' Eve grins.
'Let's go rescue ourselves a mutant!' Phoebe adds.
'BOOYAH!' Fiona yells, punching the air. Everybody turns at Fiona's outburst and look at her in bewilderment. 'No more Teen Titans for me.' She sighs.
Inside the building-
Zebra Daddy, a rather nasty pimp/drug dealer/general all-purpose scumbag is presently in his apartment berating on of his... girls. The 'girl' in question is a gothic-looking young girl with long black hair and heavy makeup. Zebra Daddy is about to stick a knife in the girl when there is a knock on the door.
'Don't you go anywhere.' He says. 'I ain't finished with you yet.'
He walks up to the door and looks through the peephole. On the other side of the door he sees a group of people. One is a redhead wearing a green and yellow shirt and mini-skirt. Standing next to her is a young woman with blue skin and long blue hair in a green tube top and mini-skirt. There are also three identical blonde girls with them, all dressed in identical black and yellow costumes. Sitting on one of the girls' shoulders is what seems to be a small purple dragon. The redhead takes flashes a badge at the peephole.
'I'm Marvel Girl, sir.' The redhead says. 'I'm here on behalf of the X- Treme Sanctions Executive. We have reason to believe that you are guilty of mistreatment towards a mutant. Will you please open up so that we may talk about this.'
'Kiss may ass!' Zebra Daddy replies. 'I ain't lettin' no muties in my apartment!'
Outside Marvel Girl turns to Nocturne with a sigh.
'I tried reasoning with the man. I suppose that it's time to move to more drastic measures.'
All Nocturne does in reply is smile evilly at what comes next.
Back in the apartment, Zebra Daddy is about to go for a gun when he finds himself thrown across the room as Marvel Girl uses her telekinesis to knock down the door.
'I tried to reason with you sir.' Marvel Girl says. 'You gave me no choice but to use more drastic measures.'
Marvel Girl then notices that Zebra daddy is about to go for another concealed gun. 'I wouldn't do that if I were you.' She says. 'Unless you want the Cuckoos to implant their finest home-made nightmares inside your mind for the rest of your crappy little life.'
'Bite me muties!' Zebra Daddy yells, grabbing the gun. However, before he can fire of a single shot, he lets out a yell of pain as Lockheed blasts his hand with a jet of flame from his mouth.
'There's a good boy, Lockheed.' Fiona says, patting him on the head. 'You sure showed that nasty man who's boss.'
Lockheed coos in reply.
Marvel Girl turns to Zebra daddy, now cradling his injured hand.
'Do I have to tell you a third time to give up?' She asks. 'Or will I have to get angry?'
As if in response to Marvel Girls' comments, several black tattoos appear on her face, giving her a more fearsome appearance. Her eyes also start to glow a deep red. 'Trust me buddy.' She snarls. 'You don't even know the meaning of pain!'
Zebra Daddy cowers in a corner at the sight of a highly pissed off Marvel Girl.
'Aww.' Phoebe coos. 'The nasty drug dealing pimp just peed himself.'
'I'll go tend to the girl.' Nocturne says, moving over to the goth girl cowering in the other corner.
'What are we gonna do with this guy?' Eve asks.
'I know.' Fiona replies with an evil grin. 'We could go pay a visit to a certain skull-wearing vigilante!'
Zebra Daddy's eyes open wide in fear at the mere thought of paying a visit to the Punisher.
'I don't think that'll be necessary girls.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Seeing that we're in Hell's kitchen, why don't we go see Daredevil?'
That small fact does little to lighten Zebra Daddy's fear.
The offices of Murdock and Nelson, later-
Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil: the Man Without Fear, has just walked out of his office to pour himself some coffee when his heightened hearing senses footsteps approaching.
'That's funny.' He says to himself. 'I don't have any clients 'til three o' clock and Foggy isn't due back from the court 'til half-two.'
Matt's other heightened sense then tell him that the approaching figures aren't dangerous so he goes and opens the door to his office. Standing outside the door is Marvel Girl with a bound and gagged Zebra Daddy.
'Hi.' Marvel Girl says. 'Some friends and I just found this scumbag outside and thought that we might hand him over to you to y'know, have your buddy daredevil hand him over to the police or something.'
'Uh... thanks.' Matt replies, somewhat confused.
'Cool.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Be seeing ya!'
And with that, she leaves, leaving a rather confused Matt Murdock watching after her.
Outside-
TJ watches as Rachel walks out of the law office and down to the van.
'Everything sorted?' She asks.
'One random scumbag sorted and bagged.' She replies, getting into the driver's seat.
In the back seat, Phoebe turns and looks at the goth girl that they have just rescued.
'Do you have a name?' She asks. 'Or do we just call you Silent-goth-girl?'
'I don't have a name.' The girl replies. 'People call me X-23.'
'Okay...' Eve replies. 'What powers do you have?'
'I can do this...' X-23 replies. Eve and the others watch as X-23 makes a fist and two metallic claws pop out of her knuckles.
'Hunh.' Rachel says. 'A miniature Wolverine, cool.'
Later-
X-23 has now been settled in to her new room at the institute after a shower and a change of clothes. Rachel and TJ are just about to break the news to Logan that he has a female doppelganger. They find him in the kitchen drinking Scotch and smoking a cigar.
'Umm, Logan.' Rachel says. 'Can we speak to you a sec?'
'Sure.' Logan replies. 'Sit yerselves down.'
Rachel and TJ sit down and proceed to tell Logan about the new girl.
'This new mutant girl that we rescued today, she's kinda... similar to you.' Rachel says.
'What do yer mean?' Logan asks.
'She's got honking great claws sticking out of her knuckles for one.' TJ replies.
'Riiight.' Logan replies. 'So yer sayin' that she's got the same pig- stickers as me, what's yer point?'
'I did a little mental scan when we picked her up.' Rachel says. 'She's got exactly the same brain patterns as you.'
'And Hank took a blood sample.' TJ adds. 'It's identical to yours!'
Logan processes the sudden revelation.
'I need more Scotch.' Her groans.
Elsewhere-
Emma Frost is just walking across the main lobby when there is a knock on the door. She sighs at the inconvenience as she has matters to attend to before answering it. No sooner has she opened the door then she is knocked to the floor in a lavender blur.
'Mizz Frost! It is most wondrous and cool to see you again!' The person squeals, grabbing her in a huge hug.
Emma just stares in amazement at the sight before her.
'What's the matter Mizz Frost?' The girl asks her. 'Don't you remember bestest student Catseye?'
TBC...
NEXT: Three Blondes and a Catgirl...
Part 3: Three Blondes and a Clone
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Red Witch- Emma/Hank rules! Emank, Hamma, whatever you want to call it.
Aaron- Glad you liked it. I like the Cuckoos too, as you can see. I would tell you who else I have planned to join their team but... I'm not gonna.
Darkstorm500- That's exactly why I hate Scott, he's all 'I'm Xavier's golden boy and everybody has to do everything I say.' That's when he's not all 'Boo-hoo, my wife's dead again, I think I'll go bone the first white leather-clad blonde that I come across.' Idiot.
Agent-G- Watch out for more Scott/Corsairs bashing soon. I wonder how comic- verse Logan would react to the fact that he has a clone.
Notes- this has nothing to do with the fic but I've just seen Spider-Man 2. Some of you may not have seen it so I won't say too much in case I give anything away. The only thing that I am going to say is... IT FRICKIN' RULES!! That is all...
Somewhere in Hell's Kitchen-
A van containing the Cuckoos, Marvel Girl, Nocturne and Lockheed the Dragon drives down a street in Hell's Kitchen. Marvel Girl is driving. Fiona, one of the Cuckoos, leans over the driver's seat to talk to her.
'Sensing anything on the old spidey-sense?' She asks.
'Not yet no.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Has the portable Cerebra picked anything up TJ?'
'Our girl should be just around the next corner.' Nocturne replies.
Marvel Girls does as she is told and parks opposite a grotty-looking apartment building.
'Cerebra says that she's in there.' Nocturne says, pointing to said apartment building.
'We'd better get in their quick.' Marvel Girl says. 'I'm sensing a lot of fear in that building.'
'It's party time!' Eve grins.
'Let's go rescue ourselves a mutant!' Phoebe adds.
'BOOYAH!' Fiona yells, punching the air. Everybody turns at Fiona's outburst and look at her in bewilderment. 'No more Teen Titans for me.' She sighs.
Inside the building-
Zebra Daddy, a rather nasty pimp/drug dealer/general all-purpose scumbag is presently in his apartment berating on of his... girls. The 'girl' in question is a gothic-looking young girl with long black hair and heavy makeup. Zebra Daddy is about to stick a knife in the girl when there is a knock on the door.
'Don't you go anywhere.' He says. 'I ain't finished with you yet.'
He walks up to the door and looks through the peephole. On the other side of the door he sees a group of people. One is a redhead wearing a green and yellow shirt and mini-skirt. Standing next to her is a young woman with blue skin and long blue hair in a green tube top and mini-skirt. There are also three identical blonde girls with them, all dressed in identical black and yellow costumes. Sitting on one of the girls' shoulders is what seems to be a small purple dragon. The redhead takes flashes a badge at the peephole.
'I'm Marvel Girl, sir.' The redhead says. 'I'm here on behalf of the X- Treme Sanctions Executive. We have reason to believe that you are guilty of mistreatment towards a mutant. Will you please open up so that we may talk about this.'
'Kiss may ass!' Zebra Daddy replies. 'I ain't lettin' no muties in my apartment!'
Outside Marvel Girl turns to Nocturne with a sigh.
'I tried reasoning with the man. I suppose that it's time to move to more drastic measures.'
All Nocturne does in reply is smile evilly at what comes next.
Back in the apartment, Zebra Daddy is about to go for a gun when he finds himself thrown across the room as Marvel Girl uses her telekinesis to knock down the door.
'I tried to reason with you sir.' Marvel Girl says. 'You gave me no choice but to use more drastic measures.'
Marvel Girl then notices that Zebra daddy is about to go for another concealed gun. 'I wouldn't do that if I were you.' She says. 'Unless you want the Cuckoos to implant their finest home-made nightmares inside your mind for the rest of your crappy little life.'
'Bite me muties!' Zebra Daddy yells, grabbing the gun. However, before he can fire of a single shot, he lets out a yell of pain as Lockheed blasts his hand with a jet of flame from his mouth.
'There's a good boy, Lockheed.' Fiona says, patting him on the head. 'You sure showed that nasty man who's boss.'
Lockheed coos in reply.
Marvel Girl turns to Zebra daddy, now cradling his injured hand.
'Do I have to tell you a third time to give up?' She asks. 'Or will I have to get angry?'
As if in response to Marvel Girls' comments, several black tattoos appear on her face, giving her a more fearsome appearance. Her eyes also start to glow a deep red. 'Trust me buddy.' She snarls. 'You don't even know the meaning of pain!'
Zebra Daddy cowers in a corner at the sight of a highly pissed off Marvel Girl.
'Aww.' Phoebe coos. 'The nasty drug dealing pimp just peed himself.'
'I'll go tend to the girl.' Nocturne says, moving over to the goth girl cowering in the other corner.
'What are we gonna do with this guy?' Eve asks.
'I know.' Fiona replies with an evil grin. 'We could go pay a visit to a certain skull-wearing vigilante!'
Zebra Daddy's eyes open wide in fear at the mere thought of paying a visit to the Punisher.
'I don't think that'll be necessary girls.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Seeing that we're in Hell's kitchen, why don't we go see Daredevil?'
That small fact does little to lighten Zebra Daddy's fear.
The offices of Murdock and Nelson, later-
Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil: the Man Without Fear, has just walked out of his office to pour himself some coffee when his heightened hearing senses footsteps approaching.
'That's funny.' He says to himself. 'I don't have any clients 'til three o' clock and Foggy isn't due back from the court 'til half-two.'
Matt's other heightened sense then tell him that the approaching figures aren't dangerous so he goes and opens the door to his office. Standing outside the door is Marvel Girl with a bound and gagged Zebra Daddy.
'Hi.' Marvel Girl says. 'Some friends and I just found this scumbag outside and thought that we might hand him over to you to y'know, have your buddy daredevil hand him over to the police or something.'
'Uh... thanks.' Matt replies, somewhat confused.
'Cool.' Marvel Girl replies. 'Be seeing ya!'
And with that, she leaves, leaving a rather confused Matt Murdock watching after her.
Outside-
TJ watches as Rachel walks out of the law office and down to the van.
'Everything sorted?' She asks.
'One random scumbag sorted and bagged.' She replies, getting into the driver's seat.
In the back seat, Phoebe turns and looks at the goth girl that they have just rescued.
'Do you have a name?' She asks. 'Or do we just call you Silent-goth-girl?'
'I don't have a name.' The girl replies. 'People call me X-23.'
'Okay...' Eve replies. 'What powers do you have?'
'I can do this...' X-23 replies. Eve and the others watch as X-23 makes a fist and two metallic claws pop out of her knuckles.
'Hunh.' Rachel says. 'A miniature Wolverine, cool.'
Later-
X-23 has now been settled in to her new room at the institute after a shower and a change of clothes. Rachel and TJ are just about to break the news to Logan that he has a female doppelganger. They find him in the kitchen drinking Scotch and smoking a cigar.
'Umm, Logan.' Rachel says. 'Can we speak to you a sec?'
'Sure.' Logan replies. 'Sit yerselves down.'
Rachel and TJ sit down and proceed to tell Logan about the new girl.
'This new mutant girl that we rescued today, she's kinda... similar to you.' Rachel says.
'What do yer mean?' Logan asks.
'She's got honking great claws sticking out of her knuckles for one.' TJ replies.
'Riiight.' Logan replies. 'So yer sayin' that she's got the same pig- stickers as me, what's yer point?'
'I did a little mental scan when we picked her up.' Rachel says. 'She's got exactly the same brain patterns as you.'
'And Hank took a blood sample.' TJ adds. 'It's identical to yours!'
Logan processes the sudden revelation.
'I need more Scotch.' Her groans.
Elsewhere-
Emma Frost is just walking across the main lobby when there is a knock on the door. She sighs at the inconvenience as she has matters to attend to before answering it. No sooner has she opened the door then she is knocked to the floor in a lavender blur.
'Mizz Frost! It is most wondrous and cool to see you again!' The person squeals, grabbing her in a huge hug.
Emma just stares in amazement at the sight before her.
'What's the matter Mizz Frost?' The girl asks her. 'Don't you remember bestest student Catseye?'
TBC...
NEXT: Three Blondes and a Catgirl...
