Chapter 3
I TOTALLY WAS NOT ORGASMING
Disclaimer: See first or second chapter :3
Warnings: Swearing, Emily-bashing xD, drunken bladers, banisters, more capitals xD
A/N: Wow, third chapter xD This one is a tad shorter than the others xD But I said I would get it up by Friday, so here it is! Still pissed off about the layout messing up but hey xD
Monday 4th April 6:04 PM
WOW.
HELLO DIARY.
YOU HAVE MISSED...
... nothing.
After Lee's outburst earlier today, Tyson became a mental case and Max made the tea.
That's it.
WHY DOES NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN IN MY LIFE?!
Well...
We are going to the party later.
Which should be good.
Especially as there's no Emily.
YAY 8D
Tyson's been in the bathroom getting ready for ages now...
Or possibly he's trying to commit suicide.
Although whether it's over Kai's apparent insanity, or Lee's scarring image, I don't know.
Either way, Tyson is in the bathroom.
I think he took a pillow in there earlier...
Perhaps he's just asleep.
How boring.
7:13 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
...
...
Ow.
Remind me never to slide down a banister again.
It hurts.
AHHHHH my ribs T.T
So anyway, we're heading to the party at the pool on deck.
And the big hall has big banisters.
You can see where this is going 8D
Although probably the worst idea I've had is attempting to write a diary entry whilst on a banister.
It was like trying to slide head-first into a postbox blindfolded.
...
Don't ask me how I know that.
THE POINT IS I have trouble spelling 'point'.
NO! FOCUS!
THE POINT IS we are nearly at the party.
And my ribs hurt now.
7:31 PM
DUDE!!!!
7: 32 PM
HAI! It's MAX!
No...
Wait...
TYSON IS STEALING THE DIA~~
...
..
.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Tyson is here now.
...
Speaking in the third person makes me a villain.
Anyway, for now, I hath stolen the book of knowledge.
Heheheheheheheheh...
So yeah, I'm here until Ray finished orgasming over the decorations.
He's twitching...
... with a massive smile on his face.
He is so gay.
7:35 PM
Please remind me to burn that previous entry.
Tyson is never allowed to touch my diary again.
Ever.
AND I TOTALLY WAS NOT ORGASMING.
Damn Tyson.
7:39 PM
A couple of people have started showing up now.
I can see Mariah, King, Kenny, Tala (Wow...), Spender, Mariah, Kevin and...
Oh god...
Lee.
Should've expected that, really.
And Max has just pointed out that I wrote Mariah twice.
"Don't worry. I'll keep it a secret." He's grinning. That's not good. Let's ensure he does keep that secret.
"You better else I'll take away all your sherbert lemons." That got him. He looked mortified. "And besides, I don't like Mariah. She is waaaaaaaaay too pink."
He's nodding frantically.
Sorted.
7:52 PM
Whoo!!!
I'm half wasted.
Why half?
Because Tyson keeps stealing my bottles are soon as they get half empty.
Therefore, I am only half drunk.
See?
Drunk sense can make people.
7:53 PM
...
7:54 PM
Wait a minute...
7:55 PM
I WILL get that sentence right!
7:57 PM
I have been distracted from my quest to correct that sentence...
Because Emily has shown up.
"Hey." She's smiling at me. I don't like it. MAX COME SAVE MEH!!
"Uhhhhh... hi?" This is weird!! Wait, why the fuck is she here? "Emily, why the fuck are you here?"
"I work here." She's tugging on her shirt... Ewwwww...
Oh, wait. I think she's wearing the cruise liner uniform...
LOL!
Emily has a job!
The saddo...
Wait...
I have a job too.
I'm SAFE!! I don't do that anymore! HAH!
Oh... She talking again...
Do I have to listen to this?
"So, who are you sharing with, Ray?"
"Oh, uh... Max and Tyson. Why?"
"That's far too many people. How about come back to mine?"
Oh.
My.
God.
She isn't...
SHE IS!
SHE WINKED!!
EMILY IS FLIRTING WITH ME!!!
I want to cry...
8:02 PM
I'm running away.
I don't care that everyone's staring.
I am not staying near that pile of flirtatious swine any longer.
I hope she gets the flu.
"Ray, what are you doing?"
WTF?! That's not Emily's voice...
Who the fuck??
Oh... I turned around to find Mariah has been stalking me the entire way here...
The girl's got perserverance, I'll give her that.
"Uhhhhhh eshcaping from Emily." Dammnit, I'm slurring.
"Ohhh okay then... So she's not following you?"
"No, I dunn think sho... Why?"
AH!
I'm being leapt upon by a rabid pink thing!!!
And..
Uhh...
Mmmm cherry lip gloss...
Oh, yeah..
She's snogging meh ^^;
