Alvin's Being an Ass

Jill : hi Guys and welcome back to another Installment of Jill and Alvin's Seville's Midnight House Party . Today on the show we are going to do our Very first Dirty parody its one sent in by CosmicKitten89 the the song is Its Still Rock n roll to me .

Alvin : yea whatever I say we get this over with

Jill : Jeeze Alvin whats Crawled up your ass .

Alvin : oh nothing its just that Sheryl and Charlene were making noise and I couldnt sleep worth a Damn last night and to top that Adam and Brittany were making love to eachother but still Brittany told him she was ready and now she just found out that shes Pregnant even thou Adam Knew what he was doing he is going to have to live with the choice he just made last night .

Jill : so thats why your Grumpy well pull your self together we have a Dirty parody to do .

Alvin : well alright lets get this done .

Jill and Alvin : Whats the Fuckin matter with the voice they have

cant you tell its way to damn weak

Maybe I should buy some new Albums

Welcome to the year of 2011

maybe they should go Bang some chicks

what they do is funny as Hell

everyone thinks that there new work is too old

but its still Guns n Roses to me

What's the Motherfunkn Matter with the girls the bang day and night

can't to you tell they want more

Should they come back for more

and dress up as hookers

Nowadays they work in the night just getting Guys to pay them

and if they dont pay then no sex

guys would sometimes tip the pole Dancers at a Stripclub

or go in the back for a private dance or a blowjob

but its Still Guns and roses to me

Oh does it matter what they say on TV

cause all they say is the same old stuff

there's a new band of chipmunks intown

and ready to do some girls

they are only known as Alvin and the chipmunks

sure Alvin loves to Bang girls black or white

Simon who loves to snort Crack

and Theodore loves to get wasted at every party

and so Came along the Chipettes

they were known as Brittany

Jeanette and Eleanor

why do they Bother to make money

and let the guys Bang them off

stage they could be International Porn Stars

if you just give them a chance they can show you

dont waste your time on a Old Rotten Band

also dont watch Barney and Friends

anyways

its Still Guns and roses to me

Woo hoo

ooooooo

What's the Fucking matter with the long wait for release of

the new album chinese democracy

we dont think it was worth it

dont you know about old Killer bands

they were really good and made a fuck load of money

next dance new Album tour next album thats

the way life works

its still guns and roses to me

everyone thinks that theyre work is too damn old

But its Still Guns and roses to me anyway

woo hoo

Jill : I think we got it Alvin

Alvin : yea and that song is the total Bomb besides I doutbt my 80's Counterpart can come up with a Dirtyer parody then this

Jill : I know Alvin I know but until next installment Send in your Questions and Song requests see ya next time

Alvin : hey Jill now that the Show is over I say we Continue with the party .

Jill : well ok Alvin Lets do this

(Jill and Alvin Just Dance the whole night away to Hot n cold by Katy perry and so what by Pink and Single ladies by Beyonce and put your records on . Until they Get so tired that they cant even feel there mussels )

Jill : oh alvin that was fun wasnt it

Alvin : yea it was something but we had a lot of fun . OK people just be sure to never stay up and keep dancing when your Mussels start to tense up it hurts like hell believe us on that . But still it is a Load of fun . Yea what she said send in your Questions and Song requests and tune in to another episode of Alvin and Brittany's Midnight house party when all 11 of us are going to Guest Star on there show and Out rock n roll them yea thats right the 11 of us against the 6 of them and it aint going to be no Friendly Competition Either we are so going to Crush them our Manager is working up a list of songs that we can use against them till Next installment . See ya next time