Alvin's Being an Ass
Jill : hi Guys and welcome back to another Installment of Jill and Alvin's Seville's Midnight House Party . Today on the show we are going to do our Very first Dirty parody its one sent in by CosmicKitten89 the the song is Its Still Rock n roll to me .
Alvin : yea whatever I say we get this over with
Jill : Jeeze Alvin whats Crawled up your ass .
Alvin : oh nothing its just that Sheryl and Charlene were making noise and I couldnt sleep worth a Damn last night and to top that Adam and Brittany were making love to eachother but still Brittany told him she was ready and now she just found out that shes Pregnant even thou Adam Knew what he was doing he is going to have to live with the choice he just made last night .
Jill : so thats why your Grumpy well pull your self together we have a Dirty parody to do .
Alvin : well alright lets get this done .
Jill and Alvin : Whats the Fuckin matter with the voice they have
cant you tell its way to damn weak
Maybe I should buy some new Albums
Welcome to the year of 2011
maybe they should go Bang some chicks
what they do is funny as Hell
everyone thinks that there new work is too old
but its still Guns n Roses to me
What's the Motherfunkn Matter with the girls the bang day and night
can't to you tell they want more
Should they come back for more
and dress up as hookers
Nowadays they work in the night just getting Guys to pay them
and if they dont pay then no sex
guys would sometimes tip the pole Dancers at a Stripclub
or go in the back for a private dance or a blowjob
but its Still Guns and roses to me
Oh does it matter what they say on TV
cause all they say is the same old stuff
there's a new band of chipmunks intown
and ready to do some girls
they are only known as Alvin and the chipmunks
sure Alvin loves to Bang girls black or white
Simon who loves to snort Crack
and Theodore loves to get wasted at every party
and so Came along the Chipettes
they were known as Brittany
Jeanette and Eleanor
why do they Bother to make money
and let the guys Bang them off
stage they could be International Porn Stars
if you just give them a chance they can show you
dont waste your time on a Old Rotten Band
also dont watch Barney and Friends
anyways
its Still Guns and roses to me
Woo hoo
ooooooo
What's the Fucking matter with the long wait for release of
the new album chinese democracy
we dont think it was worth it
dont you know about old Killer bands
they were really good and made a fuck load of money
next dance new Album tour next album thats
the way life works
its still guns and roses to me
everyone thinks that theyre work is too damn old
But its Still Guns and roses to me anyway
woo hoo
Jill : I think we got it Alvin
Alvin : yea and that song is the total Bomb besides I doutbt my 80's Counterpart can come up with a Dirtyer parody then this
Jill : I know Alvin I know but until next installment Send in your Questions and Song requests see ya next time
Alvin : hey Jill now that the Show is over I say we Continue with the party .
Jill : well ok Alvin Lets do this
(Jill and Alvin Just Dance the whole night away to Hot n cold by Katy perry and so what by Pink and Single ladies by Beyonce and put your records on . Until they Get so tired that they cant even feel there mussels )
Jill : oh alvin that was fun wasnt it
Alvin : yea it was something but we had a lot of fun . OK people just be sure to never stay up and keep dancing when your Mussels start to tense up it hurts like hell believe us on that . But still it is a Load of fun . Yea what she said send in your Questions and Song requests and tune in to another episode of Alvin and Brittany's Midnight house party when all 11 of us are going to Guest Star on there show and Out rock n roll them yea thats right the 11 of us against the 6 of them and it aint going to be no Friendly Competition Either we are so going to Crush them our Manager is working up a list of songs that we can use against them till Next installment . See ya next time
