California Love Ch.3

OOC/AU/FUTA/AH

Mature Readers Only

I do not own Twilight

Just so you know the little song lyric I do at the beginning of each story just happens to be from whatever song I'm listening to at that moment.

Oh and this chapter goes from. Awkward all the way to OH SHIT. mmkay

XOXO

Seems like I've always had crushes on chicks I couldn't have, and then I end up fucking with someone I shouldn't have.

Next on…. California Love:

"Where exactly are you going."

I turned around and saw Rosalie leaning against the wall.

"Well I WAS going to the kitchen, but then I was like … hmm maybe I should just take a tour of the dining room, you know?"

Bella POV

That awkward moment when the girl you like is staring at your dick.

Sounds great right. No, no it's not.

It's horrible and if I wasn't drunk as hell I would run away. But I'm stuck.

She hasn't said anything yet, is that good or bad?

Hmmm, let's test the waters shall we.

"Uhm.. Rosalie?"

No response, I'm taking that as a very bad sign.

Come on go back to sleep…..

She's just staring at my fucking jeans. I knew I should have worn something tighter, that way I wouldn't really have any room to move.

I almost jumped when I felt her hands on my jeans. What hell was she doing?

She is groping me through my jeans, not helping my situation right now, in fact she's making it ten times worse.

"wow." She just fucking whispered that shit. Who says "wow"?

She's just trailing her fingertips over my whole crotch area. She twisted her lips a bit and in a matter of a millisecond she undid the buckle of my belt, unbuttoned my jeans, pulled down the zipper and tugged my pants down a bit.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, I wanted to tell her to stop, but uhm, my voice wasn't working at the moment.

"Briefs."

I nodded my head, yes I wore briefs tonight.

Then she grabbed me. I'm talking her whole hand is on my dick and I am lost for words, I can't speak. Nope, I can't.

"You shave."

Again I nodded, she's just telling me stuff I already know. Eww, why would I want pubic hair, that shit does not fly with me, so I shave.

How she knows I shave I can't tell, she didn't pull down my briefs…. Yet. And if she does I'm just going to have to find my voice and say . "Hey now, if you're going to pull her out might as well do something with it."

But I won't say that, until the time comes. Get it, comes. I'm such a perv, and this is not the time to think like that.

Then she squeezed me which made me bite my lip so I wouldn't make any embarrassing noises.

Then a song popped into my head.

You're making it hard for me.

It's an old ass song my aunty use to play around the house. Shaking my head, that song was just so x-rated and when I was younger I didn't know what they were singing about… now I know.

"Rosalie, could you…"

She let me go and bit her lip while looking down.

"Sorry, I just, didn't think it was true."

I got my pants situated again, now I was curious.

"You didn't think what was true?"

She shrugged. "Well I didn't think you actually had one."

I shrugged. "It's cool you couldn't have known."

She made that like hissing sound. "Well I found out from the girls on the cheerleading squad, I just didn't think it was actually true. They kept saying how I was going to get dicked down since you like me and all, and I thought they just meant that you like toys, not that you had the actual thing."

She stopped talking all together and we just sat there in suffocating awkward silence.

"Soooo. Are you okay with that?"

She nodded her head. "I don't mind at all."

-California Love-

It's over she got colder, now can't locate where her heart is.

And I'm just being honest, since we not even talking

My mind won't let you go,

Shit I even considered stalking.

Little drummer boy in my head decided to wake me up. And whatever music was blasting in the background wasn't helping my fucking hangover.

Damn.

I sat up and squinted my eyes. The blinds were open and I quickly closed them. Aspirin and water were beside the bed on the night stand so I chugged both of them. Alright, next step figuring out where the fuck I am. This not my fucking house.

I opened up one of the doors that led to a bathroom. Just what I needed. I opened up all the cabinets and hit the gold mine of, toothbrushes, floss, and mouth wash. I did my business and felt all minty fresh and left the bathroom and headed for the only other door that must lead to the outside.

I exited the room and found myself in a long hallway with many doors. I just followed the sound of the music and it lead to a staircase. So the only thing left to do was go down the stairs.

Wait, I just noticed I'm only wearing my briefs. What the fuck.

I made a quick fucking u-turn and went back into the room I was in. I can't find my jeans.. that's … that's just great.

I must've been wasted. I saw picture frames on the dressers behind me so I quickly looked at them and saw two little blond kids on it. Then another one of a 6 year old kid playing on a swing set with a man behind him. Must be his dad. Wait… is that . No fucking way… I'm at JASPERS HOUSE!

The hell …. That means Rosalie is here. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. What did I do last night.

I probably made an ass out of myself.

Most definitely, I'm not even going to bet against that, I'm damn positive I did something stupid.

I went through the drawers and found some black basketball shorts.

I was already wearing a tank top so no use putting on a shirt.

I'm barefoot too, what the actual hell. I made my way down stairs after I was done getting "situated" and I felt like I was on a treasure hunt. This house is way too fucking big, bigger than mine, and that's saying something.

Without your love it's cold as fuck.

Life is a movie we both say cut.

But most times darling the sequel sucks.

Follow the music, smart move. Now you're in the kitchen, and somebodies cooking breakfast.

I can't tell who it is, their back is towards me and they're covered up.

Baggy sweat pants and a sweatshirt, mmmm I want some sweat pants. Their hair is put up, so I know it's a girl. Might be Jasper's step mom or some shit.

Maybe I should leave, it would be awkward to see his step mom when I'm waking up with a hangover and all.

I walked out of the kitchen and back up the stairs but I stopped when I heard someone having sex in one of the rooms.

I'm a fucking perv okay. Don't judge me.

Like a ninja I laid down on the floor and put my ear to the door. I heard girl moans but I didn't hear a guy grunting or anything. Hmm, if this is Jaspers room he must be a quite thruster, like a ninja. The girls moans were getting louder and she kept telling whoever it was to go faster. Damn, she has a sexy ass moan, whoever it is. I'll have to give Jasper his props later, wait… he goes with Alice. Oh shit, eww that's Alice?

Damn.

"That's Rosalie's room."

I jumped when I heard Jaspers voice, which made my head hit the door, which made whoever was fucking in the room stop.

Damn, damn, damn.

Back in my ninja mode I got up swiftly and silently walked backwards.

Jasper started grinning at me.

Then he ran towards me and pushed me back towards the door making me fall flat on my face then I saw his footsteps running away. If I didn't have a hangover I would've beat his ass, but I'm weak.

The door opened and like the dumbass I am I tried to hide my face in my hands thinking that would actually help hide my whole body. Why do I have to be dumb at times like this. So not ninja.

I looked up, a little scared at what I might see. Whatever dude Rosalie must've been fucking might have been some big guy on the football team, which kind of made me jealous a little bit.

But to my surprise it was Rosalie standing there looking at me well more like glaring.

I stood up quickly and smirked. "Good morning, now who would you be fucking on this lovely day."

I looked around her body trying to see who was in the room with her. But I didn't see anyone, the fucker must be hiding. Better be, or I would beat his ass. Sike, just kidding, I'm a lover not a fighter.

I just noticed she was wearing a silk robe of some sort. And she has nothing underneath. Those boobies are looking mighty fine. Damn, that robe is showing off every single curve.

Damn.

The only song that was going through my head was In the Morning by .

You know the one I'm talking about.

He's like: Can I hit it in the morning?, Sun rising while you moanin'

Hell yeah.

Alright, I'm gonna stop fucking around because I just noticed she didn't even speak to me yet.

"So…. Are you busy with someone else?"

She just smacked her teeth and shut the door in my face.

Ouch.

No, this is the last time she's going to ruin my self-esteem.

I opened the door which surprisingly, isn't locked.

She was laying down in her bed, face down in her pillows. I had a perfect view of her ass but I was wondering where the guy was. I looked around the room but didn't see anyone.

Come out wherever you are –so I can beat your ass for fucking my woman

"Leave."

"But Rosalie I want to see your pretty face this morning.. I don't remember much of last night, but I'm sure it had to do with you, my dick, your hand…"

"…..Get the fuck out Bella."

I smirked to myself and walked out of her room.

Jasper came out of his room at that time.

"I thought you guys were going to have sex or something, I mean your brother had no problem having sex in my house."

I licked my lips and closed Rosalie's door behind me.

"Emmett's here?"

Jasper nodded his head. "Yeah you passed out last night so I was willing to take you home, but neither of you brought your keys, well at least we couldn't find them. So Emmett asked if you guys could crash here. Which obviously I said yes, but before that he ended up bringing Heidi with him."

That explains the random person cooking breakfast and the music blasting downstairs, so that was Heidi… weird.

"Where's my bro now?"

He shrugged. "He slept in the room down the hall check there. Alice is coming over with Jane in an hour so, just a warning. You might want to put on a shirt, for some reason when they're around you they get all gay and what not. It creeps me out."

I rolled my eyes. "I'm the bait, that's why."

-California Love-

"Yo Emmett you in here?"

I pretty much walked into every room in this fucking house. It's too damn big, I need a map.

I'm in the last room in the hall way now and I see Emmett's shoes, so this must be the place.

"Yupp, in the bathroom hold up."

The bed looked soft so I went to lay on it but when I did there was something wet on it so I decided against it. I really don't want to know what that wet spot was, though I'm sure I already know.

"So whatever happened to no double dipping Em?"

I heard the sink turn on and off.

"The fuck do you mean, I didn't double dip."

I shook my head. "Yes you did bro. You stuck you're fucking chip in the dip, you double dipped."

He came out of the bathroom with some basketball shorts on and no shirt, with some hand towel resting across his shoulder.

"With who."

Like he doesn't know. "Heidi." I whispered her name, never know where she could be.

Emmett made a look of disgust and I really wanted to hit him. "You slept with Heidi?"

This time I did hit him right in the arm. "No, I went on a date with her earlier this summer. Which made her unavailable for the taking. She's crossed off the list, no more McCarty for her. But I guess she already got some of you huh?"

He did that weird eye brow wiggle that I do and put on a perverted grin.

"Damn right."

I shook my head. "I don't see how we're related."

"Me either, you are no were near the player that I am."

-California Love-

My headache is gone, thank fuck.

You know, you would think watching cheerleaders practice would be fun. No I've been sitting on this couch for two hours watching Alice and Jane rehearse the same cheer over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, you get the point?

"No ALICE THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY."

"JANE YOU'RE MAKING IT HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE."

Lol that's what she said.

20 minutes later.

I'm tired and I want to go home.

So to my surprise I woke up early today. So it's only 11 am. That means that my parents aren't going to be home for another three hours. Which means I get to stay on this couch and watch Jane and Alice argue with each other over extremely dumb shit. Who cares if you don't turn 45 degrees to the right while you're in the air, doing a fucking somersault.

I'm still in basketball shorts and the blank tank top I had on, but I decided to put on some socks. They're Jaspers of course because Rosalie apparently only wears these thin ass ankle socks that just aren't for me.

Oh and Rosalie said that I did something last night, and she won't tell me. That's some shit right?

Whatever I did is the reason I fell asleep in my briefs. THIS SUCKS, I wanna know.

I haven't seen my bro in a while, he's probably upstairs fucking that sibling bopper Heidi. Seriously, ol girl said she was with me, but then she's going to do my brother.

"BELLA!"

"Hmmm." I rubbed my right ear, making sure I didn't lose any hearing, Jane and Alice are fucking loud.

"We're tired so we're ordering food and watching movies, you're staying with us."

I raised my hand in mock surrender. "Yes mam, I'm getting hungry any way."

After the pizza man dropped off four boxes of pizza, Alice put in some depressing movie about love and what not. You know the movie The Notebook, yeah I heard some people cried during that movie, and I'm not trying to see some tear jerker with these two girls who are already up in their feelings.

"Bella sit with me."

Jane is so needy, I love her though.

I took the cheese pizza box and took it with me over to the love seat where Jane was sitting Indian style on the cushions. I laid the box on her lap and sat behind her while she leaned against me. Then Alice pressed play on the movie and sat beside me cuddling into my side.

I totally see what Jasper was saying now.

45 minutes later I'm on the last slice of cheese pizza and I hear footsteps coming down the stairs. I tilted my head and here comes the famous four.

Emmett was first, Heidi behind him with a sweatshirt on and Jeans. Damn she makes the walk of shame look good. Jasper was behind her and Rosalie was last.

I focused my attention back on this extremely sad movie. Alice shifted her weight so she was practically sitting on me. And Jane already moved so that she was cradled in my lap, her forehead against the crook of my neck. Am I that comfortable.?

"See this is what I'm talking about Bella. Whenever you're around my girl is all over you."

I just shrugged, I'm pretty damn comfortable right now. Sorry Jasper.

"So Heidi what was it like fucking a McCarty."

I chuckled at that, Jane is so fucking mean.

"It was great thanks for asking, Jane."

Rosalie sat in the middle of the floor and started watching the movie.

"So let's see, you've fucked Bella AND Emmett, damn girl, so who's better Izzy or Emmett."

Heidi rolled her eyes and grabbed a slice of pizza from the table.

"I was drunk I don't really remember."

"Bella you had sex with Heidi?" Oh fuck Rosalie, don't ask that question that causes more drama.

I was shaking my head no but I started coughing when I heard that, oh shit I shouldn't have been chewing when I knew something like this was going to happen.

"oh" cough, cough. "shit." Cough, cough.

"You okay.?"

Aww Alice you're so sweet.

"I'm" cough, cough. "Fine." Cough, "Need water." Cough , cough.

Once my coughgasm stopped I got up and went to where I thought the kitchen should be but ended up walking into the dining room. Damn.

"Where exactly are you going."

I turned around and saw Rosalie leaning against the wall.

"Well I WAS going to the kitchen, but then I was like … hmm maybe I should just take a tour of the dining room, you know?"

She rolled her eyes. "No, I don't … follow me."

I followed her amazing ass all the way towards the kitchen. You should see the way it jiggles after each step she takes. Girl gonna make me lose my mind. Up in here, up in here. … yall know that song?

She led me into the kitchen and sat on the counter and crossed her legs.

"Uhm soo, how are you doing?"

"You didn't tell me you had sex with Heidi."

Damn. Straight to the point.

"I didn't have sex with Heidi, she lied. I don't even get around like that, well… date wise I do.. but sex wise I don't, sex is special to me. I don't fuck around, do you?"

I honestly wanted to know. I don't know about you, but when it comes to girls I like them tight and in shape and have that fresh wonton soup smell, feel me?

Because first I park my car, then I fuck your bitch.

"No I don't 'get around' as you say it. I've had my heart broken once over sex, I'm not doing it again."

"Sorry about that."

When the hell did I get so mushy.

Eh, hopeless romantic. That's exactly what the fuck I am.

I don't even have to know the story, but I know how it is with most virgins. If you work hard to get sex with a girl, she will become attached to you. If she's still a virgin when you have sex with her plus you worked hard to get her, she will be extremely attached to you. But if you work hard for her, I'm talking you worked for over 8 months to get her, and she's a virgin, and you say you like her. SHE'S WILL BE IN LOVE WITH YOU, that's never a good thing if you're just trying to hit it and quit it.

McCarty Sex Rule #1: NEVER TELL A GIRL YOU LOVE HER.

McCarty Sex Rule #2: USE A FUCKING CONDOM, WE DON'T CARE IF SHE SAY'S SHE'S ON THE PILL OR NOT, EVER HEARD OF STD'S?

McCarty Sex Rule #3: DON'T FUCK A VIRGIN. PERIOD. Or Deal with the consequences.

That's just a few rules me and my bro live by, true shit.

"You don't need to be sorry for that, I'm over it. Royce is the main reason I'm like this today."

"So you just gave up on love?"

She nodded her head. "Pretty much."

"You shouldn't, you should give it a try, well give me a try."

She looked at me seriously for a moment then shifted her eyes towards the floor.

"No I really don't think I shoulds."

Well damn.

-California Love-

Twenty minutes later we are now watching Lion King, I know right, bullshit.

I'm cuddled back up with Jane, for some reason we just act like some old divorced married couple. We argue and cuddle and she bosses me around, that's usually how it goes. Oh and she flirts with me, and I flirt right back.

Damn, I wonder where Leah is at right now. I miss my BFFFE. Best friend for fucking Ever. In case you ain't know!

"Bella do you have your keys?"

I shrugged.

"I don't even know where my pants are."

"They're in my room Bella come with me."

Rosalie got up and strutted her cute little ass up the steps and I followed behind her like a lost dog in heat.

"Yes mam."

We entered her room, the crimson painted walls suit her. It goes with her personality. She went to the other side of her room and bent over.

Damn.

Can we have a moment of silence for that ass.

Everyone in the congregation please cease all talking.

….

….

…..

Alright. She came back up with my black skinny jeans which had a wet spot on them.

"Why are they wet?"

She smirked. "You spilled your drink on them last night after you passed out on my lap, so I did the honors of taking them off for you."

It was my turn to smirk. "Oh did you now?..."

"Yes and it was dark so I didn't see anything."

I made a hmmph sound. "But did you feel anything?"

She bit her lip. "No I didn't feel anything, I wasn't going to molest you in your sleep."

I made a humph sound and took of the basketball shorts and kicked them towards Rosalie. I then put on my jeans and buckled them up and I felt my keys poking my hip through my jeans, now I know we can go home now.

"Do you have my uhh."

She then through me my shirt and cardigan which I quickly put on.

"So, I'm not really trying to leave yet. So you mind if I stay here with you?"

She shrugged, sat on her bed, and turned on the tv.

I sat down in front of her legs and we watched MTV Cribs for I don't know how long and we were constantly arguing over which celebrities houses were better.

By far mother fucking Hugh Hefner has the best house in history. Blond babes everywhere and they work out too, they just talk about sex naturally -I would love be in that house. Especially the pond looking pool it's huge and they have SEX IN THERE, ok!

But Rosalie kept saying that it was obnoxiously huge and she would rather have Ryan Sheckler's house. Then I thought about how Rosalie's house is really huge and my house is the size of Ryan's sooo. Hmmmm.

"Well you could come live with me, it'll be just like living at Ryan Sheckler's house, except instead of skateboards lined up on the wall's there are surfboards, so what do you say?"

I wiggled my eye brows and looked up at her hoping she would go ahead and change her mind. What, having Rosalie living with me would be a really fucking good thing.

"Aww I appreciate the offer Bella but I'd rather not."

I smacked my teeth and let her finish playing in my hair. Which feels fucking great. I think she knows what she does to me.

Someone knocked on the door and opened it. Alice and Jane were standing there with little evil smirks on their faces.

"Can I help you girls?"

"Your brother wants you, he's ready to go home and he can't find his keys soo…"

I nodded my head and both girls left closing the door behind them.

I sat there for a little bit more, letting Rosalie's fingers work their magic –in my hair, sadly.

"So Rose I think imma go now." I tilted my head towards hers to see her face. She was kind of close to me and her lips were the only thing I could see.

So my brain shut off and I leaned in closer to her, trying to get another kiss like I did last night outside of Riley's house. And it fucking worked!

She didn't pull away. Man her lips are like the best candy you've ever tasted and I'm that fat kid who keeps going back to the store for more. I licked her bottom lip trying to gain access and she opened up her mouth and our tongues went at it once again. But this seems so damn familiar.

It was 3 in the morning and I laid on Rosalie's bed after she dragged me up the steps. I was too drunk to even function correctly.

"See, this is why you shouldn't drink that much."

I felt my shoes being taken off, then my body was flipped over so I was looking at the ceiling, Rosalie was hovering over me, her hair was draped over her face.

"gorgeous."

I didn't know I said it out loud, I thought I thought it.

"You really are drunk."

"No Rosalie, you're beautiful."

She smiled. "Ok, enough drunken confession let's get you out of these pants before my comforter starts smelling like beer."

She undid my belt buckle and dragged my pants down and threw them somewhere. I wasn't paying any attention to anything else but her.

"Now that that's done let's get you to a guest room."

I sat up a bit and ended up bumping foreheads with Rose. Shit that hurt a little.

I couldn't help it though I ended up laughing, I guess my laugh's contagious because she just chuckled a bit and shook her head.

"Sorry about that."

She nodded and smiled and she's just so damn stunning.

Then I noticed she was still wearing a bikini top so I started kissing her neck and working my way down and stopped before I got to the swell of her breast.

"Oh shit sorry Rosalie, I should go."

But before I could get up she started kissing me again. I leaned against her so she would be on the bottom and I was on the top. Her hand started taking off my cardigan and she pulled on my shirt so I lifted myself up and took of my t-shirt throwing it somewhere in the room. Her hands went under my tank top trailing over my abs.

Then I can't remember anything else.

I pulled back from the kiss and smirked.

"It wasn't in the dark."

She looked confused.

"Huh?"

"When you took of my jeans, it wasn't in the dark was it?"

She bit her lip and looked down. "Yeah, no."

I started chuckling a bit and stood up.

"So I'm gonna go now, So uhhh, I'll see you tomorrow right?"

She nodded her head and I stood up and walked out of the room but I looked back to see Rosalie staring at me and I just smiled and waved.

She warms my little heart.

-California Love-

The most awkward thing is when you see one of your teachers outside of school. Am I right?

"So uhm, I really should get going I have practice today."

She nodded her grey head. "Alright I will see you in school in two weeks."

Did I hear her correctly. "I'm sorry two weeks? We have three more weeks left of summer."

"No no dear, we have a new superintendent he's making school start early this year. Oops in fact I have the dates mixed up school starts August 13. So that's in exactly one week."

Please let this be some joke. Am I being punk'd.

"Alrighty dear you should start school shopping soon only four more day's left."

Then she just walked out of the store. I gave my Gatorade to the little lady at the register and paid for my drink and walked out to my car.

Wow, school starts already. Aint that some shit.

"Emmett!"

I walked inside of the house looking for my brother. There has got to be some reason why I didn't know school started this early.

That's not good. We were hoping to go to the surfing competition August 25 so we could get sponsors to look at us.

"Bella I'm in the living room."

I walked like a zombie into the living room and sat on the couch.

"We start school next week, I'm talking schedules, teachers, test … waking up early and everything."

He just looked at me and nodded. "Mom's here, she already told me. Hold up I'll get the letters they sent."

He got up and went somewhere and came back plopping a thick envelope in my lap and sat beside me with one addressed to him in his hand.

I opened the letter. About ten pages of bullshit I would never read stood out to me. And my schedule was the first page.

Isabella Swan McCarty

11th grade

Address: 1301 Long Beach Dr.

Student ID: 8259266

1st Period: –Algebra 2 Room 2012

2nd Period: –Chemistry Room 1306

3rd Period: –AP Government Room 4001

Study Hall

4th Period: –Ceramics Room 3021

5th Period: –Spanish 3 Room 2431

6th Period: –Sociology Room 3009

7th Period: –English 11 2007

Well my schedule looks shitty. Only thing I'm looking forward to is Sociology. And I have a class on every floor, looks like I'm gonna be working out while taking all those damn steps.

"Emmett you taking Sociology this year."

"Yeah I have it second Period, you?"

I nodded my head. "But I have it 6th Period."

Damn, it's Thursday too, which means I have to go school supply shopping soon.

-California Love-

After practice on Friday and some begging to my mom she gave us money to go school shopping.

Leah, Maria, Alice, Emmett, Jasper and I all piled into my brothers truck and headed off to the nearest Target.

When we arrived I practically ran my ass over to the Starbucks and got a Venti Vanilla Cappuccino. Mm, coffee, sex in a cup I swear.

"Are you done we have to get a move on."

Leah pulled me away from the coffee stand and we made our way towards the school supply section. Mmkay so I need composition books and pens. I grabbed ten composition books and 3 bags of BIC pens and put them in the little buggy.

I eventually wondered off to the electronics section and started playing video games. Maria found me around 15 minutes later and stayed with me. I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket but I was too into the game to get it.

"Maria could you go into my back pocket and grab my phone."

I felt her dig into my back pocket and answer it. Whoever it was must've been a girl because Maria started cursing her out in Spanish. That shit is always funny.

I paused the game and took the phone from her.

"Hello."

"Bella who the hell was that?"

Oh Edward sparkly pants.

"Maria."

"Well tell that bitch to calm the fuck down, I'm not tryna' deal with her ass at the moment, I need to talk to YOU."

I held in my laugh, Edward mother fucking Cullen is ghetto as shit.

"Mmkay, go ahead."

"I mean, is it safe right now, I'm not blocking you or anything right now right?"

"Nope go ahead."

"So apparently school starts Monday or some shit, so I'll see you there. That's not why I called so motherfucking Brent called me to update me on this shit. Fucking Heidi running her mouth about fuckin' a McCarty and everyone thinkin it's you. Now see that's why I don't like Facebook because bitches like to pop off on there thinkin' they doin' something. So apparently Heidi told her little group of friends that she stayed with you and fucked a McCarty at Riley's party last night. Oh by the way sorry I didn't show up, I had business to attend to. Anywho, she bringing Jane and this girl named Rosalie Hale into the mix, I don't know who this Rosalie girl is, but I'm guessing she new this year or something and she means something to you I'm guessin' because Heidi makin it a big deal on Facebook. And she running her mouth on twitter. NOW YOU KNOW she got Tanya and the rest of them Denali's to back her up one hundred percent, even though they don't know shit about the situation. I'm just letting you know that Monday isn't about to be some damn picnic. They think Heidi is dating you and they makin' sure that they get this girl Rosalie to understand that."

"Whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck up. Heidi is saying she slept with me, that's not new, shit she's been saying that since last week. I wouldn't give a fuck normally but she's bringing people into this that have no business being in it. Like the Denali sisters and Rosalie. Let her lay a hand on Rosalie and I'm coming after your ass Edward."

"What? Bella I got you I'm not gonna let is escalate any more than it has already. But shit you might need to handle this yourself. I can only handle so much of this drama myself and right now it's four against two. Jane is about ready to fight Chelsea all over again, I told you not to fuck with that girl. But do you listen … no you don't. And in addition to that information Angela apparently has something to do with it, it's not bad I'm saying they bringing her into this situation. Which in my opinion is dumb as fuck… hold up they still arguing and my computer is loading it… one sec."

This boy stay on the computer. But I'm glad he called before I found out myself on Monday, I don't get on Facebook so I would've been clueless.

Maria told me that we were about to leave so I followed her through the isles until we made it to the register where Emmett and Jasper were ringing up there stuff at one register and Leah and Alice were at another. Good thing they have my stuff because I'm really into this new "update" Edward is telling me.

"Alright I'm back. So they're pretty much saying that Rosalie and some girl named Charlotte need to stay the fuck away from you and your brother because they're fucking ya'll and they shouldn't be messing with other peoples relationships. Dumb right, last time I checked you kicked Chelsea to the curb and Heidi was the one to blow you off so why she acting like it was the other way around. Plus Tanya's been after your brother for the longest. I'm even sure why they feel the need to start shit when it has no real purpose. This shit is dumb, I don't know how to even intervene when I don't know the real point of this."

I was helping put the bags in the back of the truck while Edward was talking to me. When I got into the car I got everyone to shut up and I put Edward on speaker.

"Edward I have you on speaker now. Maria, Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Leah are here with me."

"Good since they have a big part in this too. Emmett, Tanya is saying that you guys are dating, I'm guessing she just pulled that shit out of her ass because that came out of nowhere. Jasper and Alice don't really have a part in this, thankfully we don't need more people in this shit. And Maria just watch your fucking back because next time you curse me out in Spanish imma have to flip your ass. Just kidding you know I love you girl, but back to the main problem these girls are very fucking delusional and I don't know how to stop this shit from escalating. But I can promise you that on Monday those new girls are gonna have a lot of shit to deal with."

"What the hell are you talking about Edward."

Oh Jasper and your southern accent. You're so lost.

"Jasper he's saying that Chelsea, Tanya and her sister are starting drama with your sister and her friend."

He just smacked his teeth.

"Let them even try to touch my sister, I'll fuck all of them up."

"Jasper you can't hit a girl."

"They aren't girls they're hoes fuck em."

"That's what I'm saying. But imma go and attempt to diffuse this I'll see you all Monday."

He disconnected the call after that.

"Well I can't wait for school to start."

A/N: Now I wasn't going to stop it here, but I might as well.

I'm still writing the chapter for Forks High, I didn't forget about it.

Also did you guys like Edward I wanted him to be like one of my ghetto gay friends that I have at my school. He's too funny. Any way.

Let the drama begin the next episode of California Love will include. Arguments, Drama, and Conflicting emotion. Great right.

Sorry I didn't include any humor in this chapter I just wanted to include the last part very badly.

Now I'm going to go get a pop-tart .

REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN in the NEXT chapter. =D