Sorry! it has taken me so long to update! my interent hasn't been working so i had to talk my mom into using her laptop!
still, i own sip...i mean zip!
ps. how many of you guys live in oregon around north bend?
ThE nEw InUyAsHa
CHAPTER 3: TO SIT OR NOT TO SIT?
-DORK-
"Geeze! How long does it take for you to grab some supplies?" InuYasha was snarling at Sota and Shippo, as usual. "Kagome wouldn't take that long!"
"So? She's older than me! And she doesn't like video games as much as we do." Sota said setting down his large backpack. "I think I have everything, so, what do we do now?"
"Hmmm…. We could always just walk around until you sense a jewel." Miroku suggested. "Or, we could do something else, any other ideas?"
"Wait… I smell Sesshomaru!" InuYasha growled, and then took off, the others followed.
-DORK-
Sesshomaru was walking along, minding his own business (okay, so maybe he wasn't, he was trying to think up another way to take Tetsusaiga away from InuYasha), when the hanyou burst through the trees, aiming at him. He dodged, sending out his whip of light at his attacker. InuYasha parried the blow and dove at him again.
When Sota, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango finally arrived, InuYasha and Sesshomaru in an all out, free for all, anything goes battle, and as usual, they were insulting each other as they fought. "Sota, that's Sesshomaru, InuYa-"
Sango was cut off when Sota said, "yeah, I know, I've run into him before. Shouldn't we help?"
"Well," Shippo said, "It all depends, if InuYasha is doing alright, we should just leave him be, if not then we—" He was cut off as InuYasha was sent flying into them.
"We what?" Sota glared at him, "I don't like this guy, and I'm gonna' take him out!"
Sota jumped onto the ledge where they had been hiding, he took the hairbrush out of his pocket, "Sesshomaru!"
The demon turned to face him. "How did you get here runt?" He snarled. "Come for another whupping?" He cracked his knuckles like he does.
"You asked for it!" He ran at Sesshomaru, the hairbrush began to glow, or at least the shards in the hairbrush began to glow. He swung at Sesshomaru, who parried with Tokijin (is that what his sword is called?) then swung at Sota. The two kept at it for another few minutes before Sesshomaru knocked Sota down on his butt, made a snide comment about human trash, and ran off.
"Sota!" Shippo ran over to his 'partner', "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I think so." Sota said. "I just need to sit dow—"
He was interrupted by a big WHUMP! As InuYasha fell out of the tree he had been resting in and landed on his face. When he had recovered consciousness he yelled. "NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"InuYasha?" Sota asked timidly, "What just happened?"
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" InuYasha's face was red with rage. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED? YOU JUST MADE ME SIT! THAT'S WHAT JUST HAPPENED!"
"I made you 'sit'?" It took Sota a few moments to process this information. "Oh, that's what Kagome does when she gets mad at you, huh? But if that was true, wouldn't it work on Shippo instead of you?"
"Yeah." Miroku said. "Hey! The author made a mistake!"
:Sorry guys! Let me rephrase that:
"Sota?" Shippo ran over to his partner. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I think so," Sota said. "I just need to sit dow—"
He was interrupted by TWO big Whumps! as BOTH InuYasha and Shippo did faceplants.
"Now, that's more like it!" Miroku said.
:Okay, now fast-forward to where you left off:
"So, I can make you guys sit." Sota said with a wicked smile. "I think I like that." He tucked the hairbush away, (in his pocket maybe?) and then got up and went over to his backpack. "You guys hungry? I have sandwiches and granola bars." He was rummaging through the pack, "Grapes… Raman noodles…"
"I'll take the Raman." InuYasha said, reaching for the package. "Shippo! Start a fire before I pound ya!"
"S-" Sota was about to make InuYasha sit, but he didn't want to do the same to Shippo. "Hmmm… InuYasha sit!" It worked, only InuYasha did a face plant. "Ha! Now you be nicer to Shippo, afterall, he is the new main character in this show/fic!"
"Whatever. Shippojustmakemesomenoodles!" He said the last part as someone who was very irritated was, fast and highpitched, with a bit of a growl thrown in for the heck of it.
"Yeah, yeah." Shippo said, but he did make a fire and a few minutes later, the whole gang was eating from what Sota had brought with him.
"So, now what do we do? Should we go find this Naraku guy?" Sota asked through a mouthful of something.
"I guess so." Sango said.
"Hmph, I don't think we have to go very far." InuYasha jumped up. "I smell him, he's nearby."
Sota swallowed hard. He wasn't ready for this so soon!
-DORK-
Well, yeah, it's short, sorry! This was just to get across the point that Sota had the Sit command over InuYasha and poor Shippo. Bye! Gotta' go!
