Uzumaki Naruto and the Seven Sorcery Swords

By: Darksider82

Beta: Winged Seer Wolf

I own nothing of the franchises only the idea

"Chatting"

"Jutsu, spells and bijuu"

"Thoughts"

Chapter III

Placements

The class stared at the dynamic entrance caused by the Blonde. "Anyway, today we are doing a review on the basic techniques the Kawamari, Henge and Bunshin." Explained Iruka.

Naruto winced, he despised the bunshin. He couldn't perform it correctly regardless of the control exercises he performed he could not do the illusionary bunshin. "Naruto-kun, they said do a clone jutsu. I found one over the years of being wielded by all sorts of people. It took me a while but I found it. It's called the Kage bunshin. You make a half tiger seal with horizontal half tiger crossing it at the knuckle of the vertical half tiger."

Naruto grunted, "Uzumaki Naruto perform your henge."

Naruto moulded his chakra and in poof of smoke stood a carbon copy of one Lana Potter. "Naruto, just WHO was that?" Questioned Iruka curiously.

"One major headache, Iruka-sensei. A headache that will take a while to get over and involves the permission from the hokage." Said Naruto smugly.

"Moving swiftly onwards the Kawamari." Ordered Iruka.

The results were interesting. Most of the students replaced themselves with a log, as per normal leaf tradition. Sasuke swapped with a chair and the clan children did something similar.

Naruto smirked deviously and swapped himself with Mizuki, had entered the room carrying a large stack of paper when he found himself engulfed in a plume of smoke and found himself on the far side of the classroom.

"Iruka-sensei, I did it. I swapped with Mizuki-sensei. Oh bugger, the paperwork." Naruto shouted as he dived, successfully catching the paperwork and placed into on the teachers desk.

"Now the bunshin." Ordered Iruka.

"Lana-chan, tell me you have a solution for me please."

"Of course Naruto-kun, its called the Mizu bunshin. Water and Wind are your natural affinities but with the Fox you have one for fire as well. Don't worry I'll help you, for after all we are bonded."

Naruto began to sweat as he was called up to perform a bunshin "Bunshin no jutsu!" As predicted the sickly looking clones appeared, as the class dissolved into laughter, Naruto spilt the water jug on Iruka's desk.

"NARUTO! YOU IDIOT! YOU STILL CAN'T PERFORM A BUNSHIN!" Shouted Iruka, but Naruto smirked.

"I can't form ILLUSIONARY bunshins, they're classed as genjutsu. I found my hospital records. Much of it was blacked out, which makes me interested. Anyway I scanned through it and from what I could make out, I have such dense and mountains of chakra it says bluntly my skill at genjutsu will be absolutely nothing. But I can perform NINJUTSU clones as so MIZU BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"

"Mizu means water Naruto, there is no water...oh!" Finished Iruka when he saw the water on the floor which expanded and began to mould itself into a humanoid shape. Before long two fully functioning water clones in the shape of Naruto appeared.

"See. I can perform a bunshin. Just not the type you were expecting."

"Class dismissed, the graduation exam is in three days. Practise and revise everything." Ordered Iruka and the class filed out.

"Naurto-kun, stay behind." Asked Iruka. Naruto did so, then sat on a desk and pulled Samehada off his back and unwrapped the scaled katana.

"Yeah sensei?" He asked as he felt the sword groan and purr almost catlike.

"Lana-chan, I swear is more catlike than I thought. Though for being such a beautiful woman its hard not to imagine. Bad Naruto. No thinking such things about your sentient female sword."

Lana giggled and moaned slightly as Naruto absentmindedly ran his hands over the interlocking scales and ridges that formed the blade. "Naruto, quite frankly I'm concerned about you. This is your last chance to graduate before you need to seriously consider if being a shinobi is what you want. You have continuously failed every review and exam but now what changed?"

Naruto looked at his teacher "Same-chan, my tenant happened...Relax, I know why everyone hates me. Its not hard to realise. I know I'm not book smart or learn easily. I used to pull those pranks just to gain attention however when I was nearly killed less than a day ago and I met some people everything changed. I can pass the test, providing I can perform a type of clone jutsu and I don't bomb the written test?"

Iruka nodded and Naruto stood up "I have training to do." He said and with that he jumped out the window and headed off to the training ground to meet Osu and Neko.

Naruto quickly found Neko and Osu waiting for him outside his apartment "Naruto-kun do you have everything?" Asked Neko kindly.

"Not yet, just needed to grab some scrolls on suiton jutsu that I got from Same-chan last night." Naruto said as he entered his apartment.

"Same-chan?" Asked Osu curiously fighting back a cough.

"My sword, surely jiji told you." Naruto said to his second and fifth favourite ANBU minders.

The first was Inu, who would leave him candy and sing him back to sleep. Naruto would know Inu had been if the blonde had been left some fresh food.

Neko was his second favourite, because she would listen to his problems and help him control his temper.

Third and forth were Hebi and Ne, Naruto wasn't as close to these two as the first two but he could depend on them especially during the kage festivals and the Kyuubi festival. They watched his flat or any drunken villagers or shinobi and successfully turned them away.

The final one was Osu, Naruto didn't know Osu that well but he was comfortable with him as Osu tended to be on rota with Neko whenever she was on duty with him. "Who is Same-chan Naruto-kun?" Osu asked as the two ANBU entered the apartment.

Naruto pulled Samehada off his back and pulled the cloth off. "This is Same-chan." Osu and Neko's eyes widened as they saw the purple blue blade.

"Naruto, thats Samehada. One of the legendary swords of the mist. Anyway not asking how you got it but we need to start your training." Osu said coughing into his hand.

The two ANBU and their apprentice entered training ground 66 one of the ANBU regulated training grounds in Konoha. "Naruto-kun, what Osu and I are about to do is reveal our identities to you. We in the ANBU don't normally do such a thing to strangers but we've been looking after you since you were a wee one."

With that they removed their masks and placed them on their belts. "I'm Uzuki Yugao or Neko and that's Gekko Hayate or Osu. Now let's begin."

Naruto nodded, pulled his sword off and the duo began to train him in the kata's of the Crescent Moon Dance. "Naruto, relax you're tensing. Kenjutsu means you have to have fluidity and grace. Now listen to me as I talk whilst you strike the training post."

Hayate and Yugao were amazed, the boy seemed to be a natural at the art of kenjutsu. At first his stance was rigid as cardboard but now it seemed to flow like a stream.

After two hours of training, Naruto was dismissed and he immediately headed to his secluded training area in the deserted area of the village. This area had been badly damaged by the Kyuubi attack and because of that Naruto had the area all to himself.

"It's time for you to learn one of my special jutsu. Its not much but it allows me to leave my sword and come into the real world as a human being." Lana explained and Naruto's eyes widened.

"So what do I do?"

"Create a Mizu Bunshin. And I'll do the rest.

Naruto did as instructed and spat on the floor, the insignificant saliva was enough to turn itself into a copy of himself. Then Samehada began to emit a soft yellow chakra which was the colour of sorcerors and sorceresses from the days of old.

"Samehada hiddenjutsu: True spirit materialisation!" The clone transformed again, it turned thinner and taller and soon enough in her black clothed glory Lana Potter stood infront of Naruto.

Meanwhile in the Hokage tower, Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma stood in front of the elderly kage. "You three have your teams...Dismissed."