Taking this ideal opportunity to look around the classroom I find myself being startled by the graffiti on the wall, a Jashin symbol (prize for guessing who drew that) and lots of dead bodies artfully drawn though they are a little innapropriate for a maths room, perhaps I should get this painted again. I can't believe that they are being so nice to me, I thought I'd be their slave or something but no I'm their teacher! Well they're being nice to me so far, maybe if I turn out to be a crap teacher they'll kill me or at least throw me out. I've always wanted to be a teacher, even though they can't see it do you reckon that universities will take me on because I have had hands on experience? A small voice inside of me snarls that fact that I may never get out of here…I can't help but agree with it. From my experience from the past like…I suppose day, it is very good so I wouldn't mind staying here, fit people, teaching, a home what else would you want?

I almost laugh again as I see Kisame and Tobi struggle to do these simple Year 7 sums…awww! Walking around I see Tobi drawing lollipops and bunnies while Kisame is quite the opposite, instead choosing to sketch kunai knives and sharks…there is something else but I can't quite figure out what it is…as I look more into it, it appears to be some sort of severed head or limb of some kind. It looks a lot like the grafitti on the wall, now I know who's responsible for that. I suppose that someone would have had to have painted it, I thought it would have been Deidara because he's the art type.

"Something wrong Abi-kawaii?" Kisame barks bringing my ever wandering mind back to the present time "Sorry I didn't mean to startle you, I'm not the greatest artist but if you're wondering it's supposed to be a severed head, and those are kunai knives."

I just realized for the past ten minutes I'd been staring at his work over his shoulder, the gruffness of his voice is what caused me to jump it's almost as if I'd done something wrong, I probably have but at least he apologized. It's my turn now I shouldn't have been looking at his work without his permission! Gazing softly at it the blue lines on the graph paper seem to dance across the page almost rhythmically, now I get what Siobhan was on about when she said it gave her headaches!

"Oh, nothing's wrong I was just trying to figure out what it was, sorry I'll just be over there…and don't beat yourself up over your drawing, it's better than what I can do. Trust me on that. Did you draw the pictures on the wall?" I chuckle seemingly to myself as I wander back over to my desk

"Yes I did, do you like them sensei? Oh and sensei…" Kisame-kun yells as I make my way over to my protective haven

I stop dead in my tracks and answer "Yes I do like them, and what is it Kisame-kun?"

"I know we may look intimidating but we don't bite really… hey how about you come swimming with me after you've finished teaching us? Of course you don't have to I know you just got here and you probably are going through various emotional problems but…"

"I'd love to Kisame but the only problem is that I don't have a bathing suit! I seriously would love to though, swimming is one of my favorite things to do, I used to be in a club."

"Why did you stop Abi-sensei?" Tobi enquires looking up from his work, sneaking a glance at it, the page appears to be bulging with cute images but in the center is a huge picture of a sharingan eye. What a strange compilation!

"I got shoved here didn't I? Not likely I'm going to find a secret portal to come over here every Saturday with my cousins and aunty to go swimming am I?

"Well…about the lack of swimsuit we'll have to make you one then wont we… DEIDARA!"

Kisame yells this last part so loudly that I swear people in Berlin could hear him (if Berlin still exists in this world which I don't think it does) or a more appropriate saying 'people in the leaf village could hear him'. I cover my ears in pain, scrunching up my eyes too. As soon as he'd stopped yelling and the ringing had died inside the ever expanding dark space inside my skull much akin to a bell tower, I open my eyes then uncover my hearing devices. I see an angry Tobi tutting at a slightly ashamed Kisame.

"Tobi told Kisame off, Kisame hurt Abi-kawaii's ears! Is Tobi a good boy?" Tobi beams

"Of course you are. No sweat Kisame, I'm not deaf or anything so it's O.K.."

"And who may we have here un?" A new speaker drawls

I flip my head around to see a blonde haired, blue eyed Akatsuki member. The sudden movement made my hair flip out causing a cascade of shining white locks to swish around my face. I'm surprised this man is not repulsed by somebody in the room. It's Deidara. Once again one of my favorite characters, I really want to give him a hug but I'm so afraid he might blow me up, another thing I'm afraid of is if he asks me what I think of art! I mean how do I combine both Sasori's and his opinion? Major headache!

"Oh, hi. I'm one of your new sensei's, Abi…call me what you like though. You're Deidara?"

"Yes I am un. Tell me Abi-sensei what do you teach un?"

"Oh well Pien-sama said anything up to advanced GCSE math's and up to normal GCSE's in everything else, I have specialist knowledge in history, philosophy and ethics and French!"

"GCSE's what are they?" Kisame butts in appearing from underneath his desk, hold on why is he there? Strange…

"YES ABI-KAWAII WHAT ARE THEY?" Tobi yells enthusiastically while jumping up and down on Kisame's back

"Yes that's right you don't have the same exams here do you? Well, let's see I suppose your SAT's are like your Chunnin exams and your GCSE's are like your Jonin exams." I explain, carefully debating about which exams would be which

"Oh so we're only as smart as CHUNNINS!UN!" Deidara fumes

"Oh no! I don't think you are, it's Pien-sama's idea you should talk to him if you don't want to be taught by either me or Siobhan." I fluster trying to soothe the raging artist

"Siobhan-sensei, that's the other girl isn't it?" Kisame enquires

"Yes she is, she's very nice! I think I over heard her teaching science just a second ago."

I feel a tug on my sleeve and I look down to see a very upset Tobi, he's so cute though so I pull him up, so he's standing, and give him a hug. Tobi returns the embrace, I notice he smells slightly like candy…

"Tobi-kun what's the matter?" I ask stroking his hair

"I don't want Siobhan-sensei to teach me anything… I want you to Abi-kawaii!"

…um THAT IS SOOO CUTE!