Well um that was an interesting ride" Bella thought to her as they walked into kings cross station. Never thought I would ever travel by narwhal... well I sparkle so I guess everything is possible...

"Which platform is it?" Rosalie asked her fiancé as they looked around. Imagine this, 6 insanely beautiful people (or so they thought) walking with their HUGE trunks, and with owl cages. Yes a weird site indeed.

"I think its 9 and ¾" Edward replied.

"Was I talking to you? No so don't talk to me!" Rosalie hissed at her brother. Someone's PMSing... Emmet thought.

"Vampires don't PMS Emmett" Edward replied and Emmett glared at him.

"Guys... look there it is!" Bella shouted attracting even more attention. Jasper gave her a look as if to say shut up Bella.

"Let's go first Eddie" Bella said in a cringe worthy voice. Edward grimaced at his wife.

"Sure thing" he said in a strained voice while taking her hand.

They both ran head first at the barrier with Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice running straight behind them. They got to the wall and they all tightened their grips on the handle. Just as they were going to go through the wall to get to the platform they needed to get to, they hit something hard, and all fell. So here they are, all in a big heap with upturned trolleys lying around them.

"Will the idiots who tried to run through the wall between platforms 8 and 9 please get up and use the next wall. Thank you"

They looked up at the speakers and it dawned on them. They had tried to run through the wrong wall...

"Well would you believe it" Rosalie said with a long sigh

"Well you sparkle like Tinkerbell so yeah I guess I would" said a young girl with black hair, already wearing some syltherin robes said as she walked past.

"Hahahaha yeah I mean come on... sparkle? God" said one of her friends, who had short brown hair who was also in syltherin by the looks of it.

"yeah... I mean come on... though the one with nice, bronze hair looks hot" that came from a girl wearing hufflepuff robes said as she ran to catch up with the other too. She had long blonde hair and green eyes, which Edward found very pretty. Wow I have a wife... I have to stop my thought he gave himself a small pep talk.

They all followed the 3 girls through the barrier and saw the amazingly big, red train with the words Hogwarts express written on the front of it. It was giving of purple smoke and looked absolutely...

"...magical" Bella said awestruck (AN: she doesn't deserve the swiftie word: wonderstruck)

"Well we are going to Hogwarts... you spoon" said one of the girls they has seen before. Little did they know that these girls would be their worst nightmare!

When they finally boarded the train it seemed that no-one wanted them in their compartment. And jasper was becoming more and more depressed by the second. Bella had been called buck-tooth and horse-face, Alice had been called a midget more than once. And Rosalie had been hit on at least 10 times. Emmet just got scared looks and Edward, well, Edward "dazzled" people.

When they finally found a compartment.

"Oh look here get in" Alice instructed and they all piled into the rather squishy room.

"Ow Edward that me your sat on! Find somewhere else!"

"Ok, ok, ok Emmett."

"OW EDWARD! THAT'S MY ARM"

"Well why were you sat there rose?"

"Would you like me to float then?"

"Pfft fine!"

"Jeez Edward, I never knew you were gay"

"What jasper?"

"You just sat on my lap!"

"Eeep"

"Bella shut up please"

"Rosalie... no need to be mean"

"All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and mean, and mean, and mean!"

"Please BELLA! Stop ruining Taylor Swift songs for me! If you want to sing something you should sing... hey Eddie, I know might seem petty but I can't stop obsessing over youuuu"

"Guyssss... shut up pleaseeee"

"Sorry Alice"

"Finally, somewhere I can stand"

"OWWWW EDWARD GET OF ME NOW!"

"Whoa Emmett what's wrong?"

"You're stood on my...on my... well let's just say, kids aren't an option anymore thanks to you"

"Oh, well Emmet, kids weren't an option anyway!"

"Oh I'm sorry rose! Edward didn't mean it like that... did you Edward?"

"Yeah I did... ow Alice... why did you hit me?"

The train ground to halt and they Cullen's were thrown forward, then back, then forward again.

"Well then, were obviously here then" jasper stated

They all piled out of the compartment and got some weird looks, that's when they looked around

"Oh my god! As if they sat in the luggage compartment! Tramps!" shouted the black haired girl from before.

"Hahahaha" her 3 friends laughed with her along with most of the students around them.

"Hey what's your name?" Rosalie asked sounding a little annoyed.

"Well I'm Arianna, but my friends call me Ari" the black haired girl said. "This is Donna" she said gesturing to the blonde who was staring at Edward and mouthing to Arianna he's hot. Arianna rolled her eyes.

"This is Sophie" Arianna said pointing to the light brown haired girl.

"Hi" the Cullen's said

"So Ari, which way is Hogwarts?" Edward asked

"She said her friends call her Ari, not some fairies like you!" said the one called Sophie. Donna shot her a pointed look as if to say stop being mean!

Donna sighed "that way" she said and she walked off with the other girls.

They walked for a while just joking around and getting insulted by other students, until they reached the most beautiful castle they had ever seen!

"It's huge!" Bella screeched.

"That's what she said" Arianna said making them all jump and turn around to see the 3 girls smirking at them. They turned around and stared opened mouthed at the place they would call home from now on.

"too bad you can't see anything else considering you guys sparkling is the only thing anyone can see for miles" said donna as she walked past them all "that applies to all of you, apart from you" she said pointing at Edward "your hot" she smiled at him and walked into the castle. Arianna rolled her eyes and followed her best friend into the castle. The others followed them in.

I have a wife, I have a wife, and again I have a wife! I cannot cheat! Edward thought to himself as he walked into Hogwarts with his family. Little did they know what trouble would lie ahead for them.