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"The Meeting"

By

GQI

And the doors slid open to reveal………
A long hallway. With a door at the end. From the other side of the door, loud noises that sounded like shouting could be heard.Harry turned to Ron and asked, "What do you think that is?""I don't know, maybe more pixies?" Ron replied in a very hopeful tone.Then, the boy's curiosity took over and they rushed to the door to see what was on the other end. They opened the door to reveal a slightly disturbing sight. Luna Lovegood was standing in a very skimpy white bikini at the head of a conference table. Seated around the table were several ministry officials, including the minister himself. Now, knowing Luna, this would have usually been passed off as a "normal" occurrence. Except for one thing. All of the officials were tied down to the chairs with obviously magical ropes. The boys could do nothing but gape.When Luna noticed them, she said, "Oh hello there! Have you two met my friends?"One of the officials in the back of the room shouted out, "We're not your friends, physco!"Luna turned to looked at him in a way which could only be described as the ever-used, "if looks could kill, he would have died, been resurrected, then killed again." (Okay, maybe not so "ever-used.", but still) To Harry and Ron's surprise though, the man actually did die.
"Soooo, Luna," Harry began, "what are you up to?" Then Ron blurted out, "And why are you dressed like that!?"
She looked at them both and then calmly said, "I'm discussing some very important business matters with some of the members of the ministry. And I'm wearing this because it's my negotiating uniform. Daddy always says that a bikini is the most practical of clothing for a meeting. He has a lovely pink, orange, yellow, and lime green flowered one.
Both boys paled at the image of Mr. Lovegood, a slightly overweight man, with extremely hairy arms that they met at Kings Cross that September, in a bikini of any sort. Ron actually turned a bit green.
"Would you like to stay and watch the meeting?" Luna asked them.
The boys looked at each other and simultaneously said, "Sure."
Luna gave them a decidedly evil grin and said, "Take a seat." She pointed to two chairs that had appeared by magic.
They sat. Luna then got out a small red hammer. She circled around the ministry officials.
"So, you thought that you could cover up the existence of crumple-horned snorcacks by locking them away? And hide the nargles by forcing them to do hard labor in your grape mines? And what about the heliopaths? Just because you hushed up the press about them, doesn't mean that they don't exist!" At each official she passed, she hit him or her (use your imagination as to where) with the little red hammer. At each hit, the hammer emitted a loud squeak.
One of the braver (or stupider, seeing as what happened to the last one) shouted, "What are you talking about? What are rumple-corned snorcacks, largels, of heliumpaths? You are insane!"
Luna responded to this remark by hitting the man repeatedly on the head with her little red hammer of doom. "I. squeak Am. squeak Not. squeak INSANE! squeak squeak squeak squeak squeeeeeeak
Harry turned to Ron and said, "I think that we should go!"
Ron said, "I'm right behind you!"
They ran out of the room and back into the elevator.
Harry said, "It's my turn to push a button now."
He pushed one. The elevator began to move downward, and than upward, and then sharply to the left.
Then, the doors slid open to reveal…….

A/N: there's chapter three. If you people haven't noticed, all of the chapters will end with, "and the doors slid open to reveal……." Or something like it. Oh and please review!!