I understand if you guys hate me…I deserve the hate

Im soooooooo sorry I will update like crazy now

I don't own anything…*runs away crying*

Usernames have not changed

Macho. Man-Emmett

Fallen Lamb-Bella

Emotional Killer-Jasper

Dead Gentleman-Edward

Pixies smell better-Alice

My_little_pink_rosalie-Rosalie

The 1st Cullen-Carlisle

..Coven-Esme

Hot_Dog-Jacob

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Emotional Killer: Edward!!! Have you seen Alice? I've been looking all over, yet no pixie.

Dead Gentleman: No and Emmett has been searching for Rose all morning. Well one thing we know wherever Rose is Alice is.

Emotional Killer: Oh for the love of all that is holy!!

Macho. Man: This is terrible!!! We will never find my angel!!!!

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Emotional Killer: Found her :P

Macho. Man: Whatever man .

Emotional Killer: Rosalie have you seen Alice?

My_little_pink_rosalie: Ha I left her in the lake. She was swimming after me for burning her closet, so I tied her hands together and attached her to a boulder. She will live but I think she will be pissed if you don't hurry for her. LOL

Emotional Killer: What the hell man!!?? Edward Emmett I need your help.

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My_little_pink_rosalie: ……..

Hot_Dog…

My_little_pink_rosalie…

Hot_Dog: Ok I got one!!!!

My_little_pink_rosalie: *sigh* give me your best shot pup

Hot_Dog: A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord……nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" LOL

My_little_pink_rosalie: BOO mutt. Edward tried that one last week. You're losing your touch my friend.

Hot_Dog: Ok. I have another one.

My_little_pink_rosalie: *sigh*

Hot_Dog: How do you know if a blonde has been using the computer?

My_little_pink_rosalie: I don't know Jacob how?

Hot_Dog: The joystick is wet!!!!

My_little_pink_rosalie: *growls* what are you trying to say dog??

Hot_Dog: You don't get what that means??? Ha!! This can be my joke to the guys thanks blonde :P

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My_little_pink_rosalie: I am so going to get some dog jokes for that mongrel.

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The 1st Cullen: So Bella, I hear you and Edward are going to perform for us at our family talent show.

Fallen Lamb: You guys have a family talent show??? And I never agreed to that!! I can't dance!! I trip over my own feet for crying out loud.

The 1st Cullen: Yes, we do have a family talent show. It's a way for the kids to express their humanly talents.

Fallen Lamb: Well which song did you hear Edward suggest.

The 1st Cullen: Te Amo by Rhianna

Fallen Lamb: But that's salsa!!! Omg I need to talk to Edward about this.

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The 1st Cullen has changed his name back to Emotional Killer

Emotional Killer: haha!! That was so easy. I knew she would believe if I changed my name to Carlisle's.

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Pixies smell better: Jasper I saw what you did to Bella. It was pure genius but when she tells Edward you're going to get busted.

Emotional Killer: Don't worry Alice I got this all planned out.

Pixies smell better: Ok do your thing.

Emotional Killer: You're going to have to appear offline because Edward is coming and I need to change.

Pixies smell better is appearing offline

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Dead Gentleman: Why hello Carlisle. Aren't you suppose to be saving lives?

The 1st Cullen: Eh…I took a break. Hey Edward I heard you and Bella are planning to dance at our family talent show…Te Amo by Rhianna is what she told me.

Dead Gentleman: Our family has a talent show?

The 1st Cullen: Yes Edward we said this a week ago don't you listen to when I talk to you?

Dead Gentleman: Im sorry Carlisle, But Bella can't even dance why is she planning to dance to salsa??? Well maybe she wants a change. Thanks for the heads up Carlisle.

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Pixies smell better: Well sweetie that was impressive

The 1st Cullen: Alice stay off I have one more person I have to trick

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Emotional Killer: Why hello Carlisle.

The 1st Cullen: Hello Jasper, how are you?

Emotional Killer: Oh nothing just planning for our family talent show. Edward and Bella are going to dance.

The 1st Cullen: Family talent show??

Emotional Killer: Yes Carlisle, We spoke about it a week ago. Don't you listen when we talk??

The 1st Cullen: Of course I do!! Well I guess Esme and I have work to do.

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Pixies smell better: Oh Jazzy that was amazing…so what are we doing for the talent show?

Emotional Killer: We will be caught up in Bella tripping so much but why don't we do a little dance of our own.

Pixies smell better: Oh yay!! I'll go pick out our outfits.

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Emotional Killer: I tell her I want to dance she runs off for clothes….only my pixie *sigh*

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Hot_Dog: ….Ok I have another one!!! How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle...shine a flash light through their ears!! LOL

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Well that's it. Jasper is a bad boy hehe. Im sorry for the blonde jokes I don't have a problem with blondes just so you all know. It's all Jacob's fault.

Review please!!

Lot of love

Xoxo Ryo