The Princesses of Death Note
Melloella-By Near
Author Note:
"Right, Melloella let's get you to the ball."
"Oh yey, I can't... really Near, really?"
(Yep. You would probably say this if you were going to meet a Prince if you were a girl. Plus I think it's funny so cary on.)
"Oh yey, I can't wait to meet the prince and have a slow dance. I really hope he chooses me to be his bride. You happy now?"
(Quite)
"Good, because I'm not having anymore soppy moments!"
(...)
"Anyway, Good Luck Melloella, I hope you get your prince!"
"Thanks Matsuda!"
So Melloella ran out into her carriage that L the fairy godmother had finally moved outside and was escorted to the ball.
"Wow, this is a beautiful castle! I'm so glad I got here. Oh brother..."
(Mello stay in character)
"Sorry... "
"So Melloella be careful and remember... (sigh) when the clock strikes midnight your dress will disappear..."
"That's totally inappropriate I refuse to be naked in this. It's wrong and I should not be forced into this. I will not!"
"Mello, no one wants to see you naked and all I ment by 'your dress will disappear' is that you will go back to wearing rags that's all."
"You think my clothes are rags I'm very offended. I thought you were ment to be my fairy godmother your ment to be nice!"
"(sigh) yeah ok..."
"Well bye fairy god mother"
"Bye Melloella."
With a puff of smoke L and the carriage disappeared. Melloella then made her way to into the palace.
"Mikami, did you really mean what you said about me being a slut?"
"What? No of course not... I love you really."
"Oh good, because I love you too Mikami!"
"Yey..."
"Girls the Prince is coming. You remember what I said."
"Yes mummy, smile angelically and keep your calm.
"Good good Mikami. Now concentrate and get yourself a prince!"
"Yes mum!"
"BB, I'm so nervous. What do I do if there are no beautiful girls that I want to marry!"
"I'm sure you'll find someone sire, I'm sorry Near but I'm a murderer not a servant. To be honest I don't really know why I'm doing this?"
(You are dong this cause I told you to and it's my story! So you should really just carry on!)
"Yeah, yeah whatever so, sire, as I said you will be fine. I'm sure you will find a girl right for you."
"Yeah I'm probably just thinking the worst. Maybe you should try and find a girl too BB?"
"I don't think so sire, I'm not the sort of man to date."
"Oh, do you play for the other team?"
"What?"
"Do you... oh, are you gay?"
"NO! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! I WAS MERELY SAYING THAT I'M NOT UP FOR DATING AT THE MOMENT! THAT WAS ALL... oh, I'm very sorry sire for exclaiming like that but it was just such a preposterous suggestion."
"Come again, I thought we were cosplaying in a bridal game not a big sort of medieval thing. I was wrong all this time?"
"I'm not quite sure what you mean sire."
"Oh never mind you wouldn't understand!"
"OK sire, if your sure BB."
"Right let's get going!"
"OK sire."
