Day 4.
Me: Hello everybody! Wakey wakey eggs and bake-y! (laughs)
Dylan: OH, do you really have bacon?
Me: No. But it's the thought that counts, right?
Dylan: NO! (crys and searchs the floor for food.)
Me: I'll get you food tomorrow... Or the next day... Or the next day... Or something like that... So are you guys ready to answer some questions?
Massie: NAWT! I need Glossip Girl, a Starbucks muffin, and about ten million ba-jillion gallons of water to shower in! (folds arms across chest.)
Me: Really? That's too bad. Maybe if you're a little smaller, that would help... (watches in amusement as Massie shriks.)
Massie: (in super squeaky voice) HEY! Turn me back to normal size! I'm SO gonna get Alicia's dad to sue you for every penny you own!
Me: Who here loves puppys? (watches everyone, including Massie raise their hands.) Okay, good! And I'm glad you raised yoru hand Massie! (laughes when Massie get's turned into a little Bean.)
Claire: (shreiks.) MASSIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? BTW, you look ah-mazing as a puppy.
Alicia: (laughs) HAHA, sucks for you MASSIE! Thank you, whoever you are! (points to ceiling.) If you can keep her this way for an hour and a half, I can plan my takeover... (turns to face wall and plots)
Me: Alrighty then... At least Massie's quiet! Now on to the questions. The first one is for Derrington from Jane Doe: What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about a girl?
Derrington: Uhm... I don't really have dirty thoughts (room shrinks.)
Derrington: I swear I don't think dirty things! (room shrinks. Derrick is now pinned to the wall by Kemps head, Claire's elbow is stuck in Alicia's mouth, and Chris is pushed up against Josh's knees.)
Me: Only three try's left!
Derrington: I SWEAR TO GOD, I don't have dirty thoughts! (room get's super small. Now everyone is in a big ball while Massie is stuck in the middle.)
Me: Geeze, only two trys left. And you guys really have like, no space left!
Chris: Derrick, just tell her! (trys to escape from Kristen's feet.)
Derrington: ALRIGHT, FINE! THE DIRTIEST THOUGHT I'VE EVER HAD AOUT A GIRL IS DYLAN LICKING WHIPPED CREAM OFF OF ME! (room goes back to normal size and everyone stretches and groans.)
Dylan: Awh, really Derrykins? (blinks rapidly, trying to look flirty while Massie whimpers.)
Derrington: Yeah. (flushes deep red)
Me: Wow. All of that for that stupid little answer. Gawd... Okay, now to Claire from skiiergirl97: Why do you love Cam? He's just pushy and sooooooooooooo not right for you! He annoys me greatly...
Claire: I love Cam because he's the only one for me! (room shrinks.)
Alicia: Kuh-Laire, don't lie! Gawd, I don't wanna be tense again! I NEED to plot! JUST TELL THE TRUTH! (glares at Claire)
Claire: Yes Princess Alicia, you wish is my commmand... I love Cam... (glances around small room before wailing.) BECAUSE I'M AFRIAD THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL EVER LIKE ME! (room goes back to normal size)
Me: Wow, you scardy cat.
Dylan: Claire, just cry it out. It might make you loose weight, not that you need to... OMG, I should try crying to lose weight! (begins to cry.)
Me: You guys are SO weird! Next question! Okay, this is from dusty714 to everyone: What the heck is wrong with you! YOU SUCK SHITTY COMMITTEE! (giggles at the joke, then gives her an imaginary high five)
Alicia: Pfft, we are NAWT! And if we are, it's all Massie's fault, nawt mine!
Kristen: You know, cursing over the Internet starts early with one of every-
Kemp: Listen, chick-
Me: dusty714.
Kemp: dusty714, whatever, I agree with you. These girls are insane. (room shrinks)
Me: EHMAGAWD! (sheirks like a little PC girl)
Chris: Dude, you're actually LYING?
Kemp: Am not! (room gets small, causing Massie to get shoved into Cam's crotch, Josh into Claire's hair, and Derrick into Kemp's armpit.)
Dylan: (stops crying) If you think we're awesome, can you stop being a perv and date me? (smiles, then starts crying again, looking at her thighs.)
Kemp: Okay, okay, I think the girls are actually pretty cool. There you go. (room goes back to normal size.)
Me: Now I have a question: Do the rest of you guys think the girls are cool? (watches the boys all mumble yeah.) Wow. This group is messed up... Another question now from dusty714 to Cam: Are you going to stay with Claire and get married? I hope so... GO CLAM!
Cam: (glances at Claire.) Maybe... If she doesn't spill my secret! (slaps himself on the forehead.)
Me: Oh, thank you for the reminder! TELL ME THE SECRET! (a flaming torch pins Cam to the wall.)
Cam: NEVER! (pushes away the torch and starts to flip out, running around in circles like a mad man and his mouth foaming.)
Me: Creeper... Okay, now to Kristen from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: WHY DID YOU END IT WITH DUNE? He was perfect!
Kristen: FACT: I ended it with Dune because he was kind of a water freak and too intense. FACT: I ended it with Dune because he was going to be gone for a long time. FALSE: I ended it with Dune because I didn't like him anymore. I still like Dune a lot. (says almost roboticly.)
Me: Alrighty then... There's your answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Now, I have 3 more questions for you guys. First, to Kemp from dusty714: Why are you such a disgusting, filthy perv?
Kemp: I'm just gonna go right out and be honest. (gulps.) I am like that because I'm really emotional and sensitive inside, and that's not really the kind of things guys are like, so I push it away... Also, I like boobs and butts (snicker-punches Chris.)
Me: Awh, if you were more sensitive, girls would probably like you, not hate you! Now, to Josh from tw: Do you like Alicia as much as you let on, and do you like any other girl in the PC?
Josh: I guess I'll be honest too... (glances at Alicia, who is glaring at Josh.) I like Alicia as a really good friend with benefits, but really nothing more. (pauses to wait for Alicia to stop screaming profanities.) And if I had to choose another PC girl, I would choose Claire, then Massie.
Alicia: CLAIRE! YOU BITCH! (lunges at Claire.)
Me: NO FIGHTING UNLESS I ALLOW IT! (watches as Alicia gets thrown to the floor, suddenly unable to move.) Okay, heres the last question/comment from Pepsigirl120 to Alicia:Hey, I think you are the best at everything and I want you to be alpha. So when can we plot? You be alpha, and I'll be beta?
Alicia: YESSSSSSS! We can plot as soon as I get outta here!
Me: Uhm, sorry Pepsigirl120, but that won't be for a while!
Derrington: Isn't that chick from the like, writing world, or like the outside? How will you plot with her Leesh?
Alicia: I'll find a way! (laugh's like a crazy person.)
Me: Alrighty then. That's all for now! Don't worry, I put a Post-It Note on my laptop to remind myself to bring food next time! Until then...
So there you go! Sorry for the long wait! I'm terrible. And thank you skiigirl97, for kind of kicking me in the butt and getting me to update! This ones for you!
So I tied to add more questions now, but I still didn't get all from everyone. Sorry!
Also, to Johnnycake Lover: I don't know if I should be complimented or not at the comment... So I picked complimented. :)
To Kate: I hope you like it! And it's just to make fun of the Clique. I do think they are somewhat lame (only as in easy to make fun of and weird!), and I've seen other stories like this from other books, so I decided to give it a try. Thanks!
To everyone else: Thank you guys so much for the reviews and questions! I love the support! I promise I'll start updating sooner when school lets out (only 11 days!)
So review and ask questions. The PC and BB are just dying to answer... ;)
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