Yea!!!!!! People are actually reading this!!!!!!!!! I got some inspiration so now I can get another chapter up! I'm sorry if this isn't that funny. This is just because I really can't think of any good insults for the KH characters. Well, I hope you guys like this anyway.
Disclaimer: I…don't…own…sq-, oh forget it! I'm getting tired of saying this.
Know your stars!
Annocertress: Bring…well, you know what to do.
A portal appears. Cloud walks in with two big body heatless tied up.
Annocertress: …How in the name of peanut-butter did you take out two fat heartless single-handedly!
Cloud: …I have no idea why I'm here, but all I did was give them each a cookie.
Annocertress: Well, well, well, if that is the case, you guys don't get to eat his heart after this!
The two heartless begin to cry and Cloud throws them back through the portal.
Annocertress: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Cloud: …
Annocertress: Cloud…he is a butterfly!
Cloud: How the hell could I be a butterfly?
Annocertress: You have wings!
Cloud: So. Vincent has wings too and you're not calling him a butterfly.
Annocertress: …who's Vincent?
Cloud: …Never mind.
Annocertress: Cloud…He likes Sephiroth!
Cloud: …
Annocertress: …
Cloud: …
Annocertress: Why aren't you saying anything!
Cloud: Because…I don't like Sephiroth.
Annocertress: Curse you!
Cloud: Why?
Annocertress: Because you are the first person who actually used their brain!
Cloud: …
Annocertress: (this'll show him!) Cloud…he uh…raped Sora!
Cloud: W…T…F!
Annocertress: Cloud…he also raped Sephiroth and Leon at the same time with Sora!
Cloud: …O.O… (He faints)
Annocertress: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Salted! ...Okay, I'm bored now.
Akamaru suddenly comes through the portal and walks up to the fainted Cloud.
Akamaru: Rawf, rawf, bark! (Translation: it's dead, let's eat it!)
Annocertress: Uh-huh…yea, I'm out. (I leave.)
Akamaru bites Cloud's collar and pulls him through the portal to do who knows what.
(A/N) Yea! I did another chapter! I don't how many characters I'm gonna do but I guess when I run out of inspiration. I know, I know. It's not funny, but at least I updated. Well I hope you likey, kupo! Please R/R!
