Yea!!!!!! People are actually reading this!!!!!!!!! I got some inspiration so now I can get another chapter up! I'm sorry if this isn't that funny. This is just because I really can't think of any good insults for the KH characters. Well, I hope you guys like this anyway.

Disclaimer: I…don't…own…sq-, oh forget it! I'm getting tired of saying this.

Know your stars!

Annocertress: Bring…well, you know what to do.

A portal appears. Cloud walks in with two big body heatless tied up.

Annocertress: …How in the name of peanut-butter did you take out two fat heartless single-handedly!

Cloud: …I have no idea why I'm here, but all I did was give them each a cookie.

Annocertress: Well, well, well, if that is the case, you guys don't get to eat his heart after this!

The two heartless begin to cry and Cloud throws them back through the portal.

Annocertress: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!

Cloud:

Annocertress: Cloud…he is a butterfly!

Cloud: How the hell could I be a butterfly?

Annocertress: You have wings!

Cloud: So. Vincent has wings too and you're not calling him a butterfly.

Annocertress: …who's Vincent?

Cloud: …Never mind.

Annocertress: Cloud…He likes Sephiroth!

Cloud:

Annocertress:

Cloud:

Annocertress: Why aren't you saying anything!

Cloud: Because…I don't like Sephiroth.

Annocertress: Curse you!

Cloud: Why?

Annocertress: Because you are the first person who actually used their brain!

Cloud:

Annocertress: (this'll show him!) Cloud…he uh…raped Sora!

Cloud: W…T…F!

Annocertress: Cloud…he also raped Sephiroth and Leon at the same time with Sora!

Cloud: …O.O… (He faints)

Annocertress: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Salted! ...Okay, I'm bored now.

Akamaru suddenly comes through the portal and walks up to the fainted Cloud.

Akamaru: Rawf, rawf, bark! (Translation: it's dead, let's eat it!)

Annocertress: Uh-huh…yea, I'm out. (I leave.)

Akamaru bites Cloud's collar and pulls him through the portal to do who knows what.

(A/N) Yea! I did another chapter! I don't how many characters I'm gonna do but I guess when I run out of inspiration. I know, I know. It's not funny, but at least I updated. Well I hope you likey, kupo! Please R/R!