Hot funk, cool punk

Even if it's old junk

It's still rock 'n' roll to me

It's still Rock 'n' Roll to Me-- Billy Joel

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In America, names don't mean shit.

-My name is Shinji Hirako

-I spell it to make the ladies blush

-Did I mention I suck with the ladies?

-I like to do things backwards

-I like jazz

-I'm laid back, almost to a fault

-Okay, my teeth are wacked, get it over

-I'm not a guy to go out of my way for ya

-I used to be a Captain of the 5th Division

-Win me by feeding me

Are you missin' me?

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