Ok- well, hi guys! This will probably be my normal update speed now, because I'm officially crammed. School + fanfiction + extra cirriculars = no free time to write. Which really REALLY stinks. BUT I'M HERE! I'm alive! *waves and flails arms repeatedly*

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! I swear, you guys read my mind sometimes with the Yuki Fangirls and the HaruhixSohma guy (who I won't say now cause it's a spoiler for this chappy). But- there's also some TamaxHaru and some KyoxTohru in later chapters. Don't worry guys- I got ya covered.

Lots of love and Usa-chan,

-MLB12


Chapter Three: WE LOVE YUKI! ...And Tamaki?

Haruhi smiled as she followed Tohru into her homeroom class. It felt so good to be in a normal public school again, and not surrounded completely by rich bastards. But the way the girls looked at her was slightly irritating. They were literally GOOGLY eying her, like she was the greatest thing since sliced bread! They probably think she's filthy rich and beautiful like Tamaki... Haruhi then blushed. Why was she getting so red all of a sudden! It was just Tamaki she was thinking about. Then again, Yuki was pretty sweet too. She grew redder.

True, their appearances were perfect in every way possible- but there was no way that boys like them would fall for a girl like Haruhi. It was rash to even think such thoughts. Haruhi mentally slapped herself and focused on Tohru.

"So here is our homeroom class. Luckily, Yuki and Kyo are both in here with us!" Tohru smiled at her friend and boyfriend warmly as they walked in. Neither noticed.

"GET YOUR GRUBBY DAMN HANDS OFF OF THE CLASS GUINEA PIG!" Kyo yelled at the twins as they were about to take the animal out of its cage.

"Well sooorrryyy…" they replied, looking around for something to occupy themselves. And then they found Tohru and Haruhi.

"Look Kaoru, two toys." Hikaru grinned, as did his brother. The girls around the area glared at Tohru enviously.

"Lay off guys." Haruhi rolled her eyes as the twins smirked and winked.

"Haruhi…don't ruin our games." Kaoru finished as he leaned in closer to Tohru, causing her to turn red.

"NO! LEAVE MY DAUGHTERS ALONE!" Tamaki jumped in and broke the 'shady twins' away from the two girls.

Kyo and Yuki were actually together in the back, arms crossed- glaring at the hosts. Kyo was mostly staring at Tohru, and he didn't appreciate the way the hosts were treating her. Yuki, on the other hand, was watching Haruhi. How does she handle those idiots all the time? The Sohma has always wanted to know more about that girl…and he was planning on doing that sometime today. He just had to figure out when...

"Sempai, you really should stop-" Haruhi got cut off when four peppy voices screamed.

"L-O-V-E, WE LOVE YUKI, YUKI, YUKI. GOOOO YUKI!" said Sohma facepalmed as four girls jumped and approached him.

Looking around, Tohru hoped to find Hana somewhere among her classmates, because she and Uo were the only ones able to scare those stalkers away. Where could they be…? Tamaki raised an eyebrow, as did the twins as the girls were about to glomp the poor guy- but luckily Yuki dodged their attack and they went sprawling on the floor. Tamaki gasped and ran over to the ladies.

"Yuki, have you no shame! That is in NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM A WAY TO TREAT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!" Tamaki shouted as he helped the girls up, apologizing on behalf of the Sohma, supplying each with a rose.

"Who are they?" Haruhi asked, confused. Tohru sighed and scratched her head.

"They are Yuki's fan club. Those girls always follow him around- and he hates to push them away like that, but they always want to hug him…" the cross-dresser nodded, understanding perfectly. It was like every girl in Ouran.

"WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO DAMN POPULAR!" Kyo growled, clearly irritated.

"Why are you always so damn jealous carrot head?" Uo and Hana walked into homeroom, and facepalmed at the sight of Tamaki and the twins.

"GO TO HELL UO!" Kyo glared

"I'm in it." Tohru couldn't help but smile at Uo's quick witted remarks.

"Honestly Tohru, how do these boys end up here?" Hana asked, "Their electric waves are already interfering with Kaibara's normal signals…" Her eyes illuminated like they always did. Haruhi smiled and waved to the girls.

"Oh, hey Haruhi." Uo blew off Kyo's rant and smiled at her. She replied with a casual 'hey'.

Normally Kaibara was like a typical high-school: you have the girls and the boys mixed together, it is loud, everyone gossips, and there is pretty much no control. The electric waves were always high and out of bounds in general, but when the Ouran kids came (the hosts in general); the signals just went through the roof. If there was a self destruct button, it would not be needed- because the school would already have exploded.

You could hear the squealing coming from the first-year homeroom, and clearly the fan-squeals were evident in Tohru's, as well as the girls pressing their faces into the small window on the door, watching Kyoya pace in the hallway on his cell phone. It was clear that this host club would be a hit…

Tohru turned to Hana and explained Ouran's situation, and why everyone was getting a certain 'shadow'. Her gaze was unresponsive and she sighed, tucking a stray of jet black hair behind her ear. "I suppose that makes sense."

Meanwhile, Tamaki and the twins were wooing the Yuki girls and smiled as their 'suave tactics' were working effortlessly. The girls were swooning, big pink hearts replacing their eyes as Yuki slowly walked over to Tohru.

"I don't understand how those boys enjoy so much attention. It's just a nuisance to me…" He scratched his silvery-purple (A/N- it's silver in the manga- but purply in the anime…so I just put both…) hair and sighed.

Haruhi smiled at the Sohma and replied, "Well, let's put it this way- at least they are taking them away from you." Yuki looked over at Haruhi and blushed, nodding. Luckily, she didn't catch it.

"Damn rat…" Kyo muttered under his breath as the first bell rang, signaling the end of homeroom. Classes had begun and now he was stuck parading those shady twins everywhere he went. The same thought went for Yuki, who was dreading his time spent with Tamaki. This would be fun…right?

A/N

Me: *yawns and prepares to write essays* I. Hate. School.

Kyo: Easy for you to say. How do you feel about taking around two pervy, pedoish, !#$!, %$!#

Me: KYO! STOP FOR THE READER'S SAKES!

Kyo: *growls and glares*

Twins: *smirk in shadows*

Me: Don't make me hug you."

Kyo: *tries not to look freaked out* Psh, you woudn't dare.

Me: Try me. *runs and hugs*

Kyo: RAWRRRRRR! *falls into arms as kitty*

Me: Review for this cutsie face! *holds Kyo up to computer screen*

Kyo: *glares but still looks cute*

You: OMG! HE'S SO CUTE! LET ME GO REVIEW! *runs and clicks* (but seriously guys- I love reviews! Please R&R!)