chapter 3
Lion-o and his friends were enjoying a nice day. "Look king Golter is bossing his staff around." Wilykat said.
"Same old same old," Lion-o said.
Wilykat took a look. "Guru Ty's legs fell asleep for the fourth time," Wilykit said.
"What else new?" Lion-o asked.
"Hey Artist boy is making a lovely drawing on the black top," Wilykat said.
"How wonderful, that is a true artiest," Panthro said.
"Not for long," Wilykit said. "Here comes Slithe and he's messing up Artist kid's drawing and wagging his finger saying no drawing on the black top speech and there he goes to tell Ms. Cranksworth." she said.
"That little scaly weasel," Bengali said.
"Yes he is not a nice guy," Pumyra said.
"Ms. Cranksworth Artist kid is draw ugly things on the black top," Slithe said.
"Good, now go get the hose and get something from last year's lost and found as reward," Ms. Cranksworth said.
"Great," Slithe said.
"Tattletale," the kids shouted. "Snitch!" they said.
"I hate my life," Slithe said going through the box. "Hmm a the giant book of jokes I could always use a few good laughs." he said.
He read the book. "Knock, knock," he said.
"Who's there," a little girl said.
"Who," Slithe said.
"Who, who?" the little girl asked.
"I'm an owl," Slithe said.
The little girl laughed and did other kids.
"Hey what do you get when you cross a puddle of water with a horse?" Slithe asked.
"I don't know," said Calon. (One of the rich kids at school,)
"A seahorse," Slithe said.
Everyone laughed.
"Look for some reason they are laughing with Slithe and not at him." Lion-o said.
"Yes very strange,' Liosia said.
But soon his jokes got old and he decided to do some dopey feller jokes on Panthro.
"Hey everyone if you were to push digger Dobo and Panthro off a building who would hit the ground first?' Slithe said.
"Who?" the kids asked.
"Dobo, because Panthro would have to stop ask directions." Slithe said.
"Stop it Cheetara everyone knows I'm not stupid," Panthro said.
"Okay," Cheetara said.
Slithe continued with the jokes. "Panthro is on a sea food diet when he sees food he eats it," Slithe said.
"I don't mind," Panthro said.
"You know Panthro is so fat," Slithe said.
"Fat?" Panthro said.
"How fat is he?" the kids asked.
"He's so fat he has to iron his pants in the parking lot," Slithe said. "When he went Tilli he got stuck in the arch." he said.
"Ouch that hurt," Panthro said.
They decided it was time to make him stop.
Lion-o and his friends got the same joke book as Slithe and started telling jokes.
"Hey why did you do that?" Slithe asked.
"We were fine with it until you started doing those jokes on Panthro," Lion-o said.
Slithe ran off shouting for Ms. Cranksworth.
