Me:Ha ha! I am back!

Alanna: Oh S&^

Crowley: Right so you want to buy how many of those?

Gilan: Six please. One for all me mates

Me: *walks over and places arm over their shoulder* Dudes what ya doing. Haltie!

Halt: go dig a hole and bury yourself in it

Me: That's kind! I so love you!

Alanna: Make you mind woman on which man you want!

Me: NO.K

Alanna like faced halt and like totally spat in his face.

'You did not just like do that.'

'Yes I did.'

'Time to die. Do you like mind dieing.'

'Yes I do. I still have to like totally see Aly's new child with like mister bird brain.'

'Pity.'

'yes but we like all know that like in the end I will like totally come out on like top.'

'Like totally yeah right! I am like so the best you like know! I will like so totally win, ya know. Gilan like get over here! I need to like so totally rewrite my will! You are like so not getting like anything!'

'But, like dude! I was your like first apprentice!'

'like so totally true.'

Alyss Mainwaring