Chapter 3

A/N: This one was the most fun I've ever had writing! I made Garra, Temari, and Kankuro sadistic and sarcastic! And Shion is the Priestess from the Naruto Shipudden Movie so I apologize for spoilers if anyone is THAT far behind. If you are, GTFO! Naw jk jk. ENJOY MY TWISTED WAY OF THINKING! :D

Saya growled as she leapt up narrowly missing the kunai knife that had been thrown at her.

"Bastard!" she growled. "Take this!" she performed some hand signs and her Sharingun blazed.

Fire Style! Fire Phoenix Jutsu! A burst of flames in the shape of a Phoenix hit the Ninja dead on and he fell to the ground his screams echoing throughout the forest. She wiped the blood coming from the corner of her mouth and she glanced over at Akito. The wolf was panting heavily but there were only a couple of scratches on her and none were bleeding.

"Phew." sighed Saya collapsing on the ground. Akito whined and licked her face. "Yea I know. We should head back. C'mon girl." Saya stood and stretched wincing at the pain that shot through her left arm.

"Damn. Broken." she mumbled. "Guess I'm just sprinting and not swinging." she started to leap up then fell over with a few muttered curses.

"And my leg's fucking broken too and I ain't got enough Chakra to heal either of the broken bones. Akito am I too big for you to carry me?" Akito shook her head and knelt down for Saya to climb onto her back. Saya scrambled up and when she was sure she wouldn't fall kicked Akito's sides gently and soon Akito was moving quickly through the woods back towards the Village. Saya gave a sigh of relief as she caught sight of the gates and even grinned as she saw the perverted Gate Guard.

"Saya!" he exclaimed by way of greeting. "Looks like that A-Ranked was tough. You okay?"

"I'll live. Open the gates so I can get home huh?"

"Yea." He opened the gates and Akito sprinted through the Village making a direct beeline for Saya's house. They got there and Akito laid Saya out on her bed where she reached for her Medkit and began treating the wounds.

"Ouch." she groaned as she bandaged her leg. "Hopefully my Chakra will recharge soon." Akito whimpered and nudged her hand gently. Saya smiled and began petting her and soon her two pups Tara and Tessa came in.

"Hey babies." giggled Saya leaning down and scratching Tessa behind the ear. "Hmm…" She fell backwards onto her pillows and reached towards her bedside table then stopped.

"Something's missing." she whispered.

"Like this?" came Sasuke's voice from the doorway. She looked over her shoulder and gave him a lopsided grin as he dangled the diamond-studded necklace from his index finger.

"You win." she giggled. "Now give it back sweetling."

"Where's the fun in that huh?" He walked over to her and fell onto the bed beside her and hugged her tightly.

"Ow!" she cried out. "Easy! I ran out of Chakra so my wounds are healing rather slow…" He released his hold then looked over her.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Yea…just gotta heal up and wait for my Chakra to recharge."

"So no rough sex huh?" Sasuke laughed with a perverted grin. Saya squealed and smacked him with a pillow.

"God why do I love you so much perv?" she whispered kissing his chest.

"Because life is just weird like that?" he chuckled.

"Guess so. Is Itachi back from his Mission yet?"

"Checked back in about an hour ago…then just kinda disappeared from sight."

"He's stalking Kas-Chan." said Saya.

"Huh?"

"You didn't know? He and her like each other but can't admit it." She giggled as she rolled over onto her back and began running her fingers over the necklace that Sasuke had given to her. She starred up at the ceiling and for a while she was lost, her mind drifted.

"Saya did you hear me?" came Sasuke's voice.

"Huh? What? Sorry I was daydreaming."

"I said do you think sometime next month would be good for the wedding?"

"Yes!" she squealed. She nuzzled against him and she knew he was grinning.

"I just wanna be with you. Forever." she whispered.

"I'll be here with you and I don't plan on ever leaving your side." he responded kissing the top of her head.

"I know." she giggled. Her Chakra recharged and she proceeded to heal her wounds and soon she stood and stretched testing her limbs.

"Okay I'm good." she stated. Sasuke grabbed her and pulled her into his lap and trailed kisses over her forehead.

"I love you Saya." he whispered.

"I love you too Sasuke." she responded.

Sand Village

"We've lost sight of Sakura." growled Temari. "Damn it you know what she'll do is hunt them down, go in half-cocked, and get herself killed!"

Do I really wanna risk my life for that annoying pink haired fangirl of Sasuke's? Thought Garra. No, not really.

"Uhh Garra?" asked Temari waving a hand in front of his face. "You don't wanna go after her do you?"

"Not really." he stated.

"Well I never really liked her anyways." laughed Kankuro.

"Still…let's follow her and see what happens to her." said Temari smirking.

"Sounds like a plan." The three laughed, yes that includes Garra and his twisted laugh, and Baki just looked at them.

Do I even wanna know? He thought. No, not really. Great minds think alike so it seems…

Random spot near the ruins of the Leaf Village 'No Jutsu'

"Wow." mumbled Naruto.

"Yea wow." agreed Shion.

"Stop staring and start searching." snapped Saya. "We need to find Tsunade's body and sometime BEFORE it starts rotting would be nice."

"Well I know she was around here so we'll find it." stated Pein.

"You better. If you idiots had listened to me we wouldn't be here." Saya grumbled leaning back against a tree. Sasuke drew her into his arms and hugged her tightly.

"It'll be okay, they'll find her." he whispered. Saya looked up at him then began crying.

"She taught me everything I know." she sobbed.

"I know."

"I'm so afraid…"

"Saya, do you have that creepy stalker feeling again?"

"No. Of course then again most of the guys have given up ever since they found out we're together. Why?"

"Because I've been feeling it for a few days. Basically ever since we left the Village. Like the feeling I got whenever my Fan Club was stalking me."

"You mean-" She was interrupted by a feeling much like an earthquake and she and Sasuke leapt up and back.

"Pink-haired bitch fangirl at 12 o'clock!" squealed Saya.

"You-!" growled Sakura pointing at Saya. "That's disgusting! He's your brother for God's sake!"

"You're just jealous 'cause I've got him and you don't." Sakura moved quickly and pulled out a kunai and aimed straight for Saya. But Naruto dove in and grabbed her.

"Stop this Sakura!" he yelled.

"You!" she swung at Naruto and he danced back. "You Demon! This is all your fault you Nine-Tailed freak!" Karin who was standing a few feet away tilted her head.

I thought we just kidnapped Naruto because of his Sannin Powers but he's the Demon Vessel of Nine-Tails? Sakura swung her kunai knife around stabbing Naruto through the shoulder and he grunted.

"Naruto!" growled Saya, Shion, and Sasuke in unison. Saya began moving in but a 'yellow flash' beat her too it sending Sakura flying.

"Kas!" exclaimed Saya. Kasai growled and walked over to where she knocked Sakura and picked her up by the throat.

"You little bitch." she growled. She threw her a few hundred feet and then walked over to Naruto.

"Saya get over here and heal his wound-SAYA!" Saya spun around and blocked Karin's attack then wrapped her arm around Karin's throat.

"What in the hell?" she growled.

"Naruto is the Nine-Tails." mumbled Karin.

"Thank you Captain Obvious!" laughed Saya. "You're as big an idiot as Sakura if not bigger. Yea you're a bigger one. Technically he's not 'the' Nine-Tails he just carries him. Like for example if I took this kunai knife of yours and stabbed you in the stomach with it it'd be in you but you wouldn't actually become it smart one."

"I'm gonna kill him."

"No you're not. I've got you pinned and frankly sweetie I can kill you right now if I wanted to and believe me I really do."

Random Tree 'No Jutsu'

"Five bucks says she rips her head off." said Kankuro.

"Forty says she'll burn her." said Temari.

"Twenty says she strings her up and beats her like a piñata." mumbled Garra.

Saya and Karin

"Do you give?" growled Saya.

"Y-y-yes." mumbled Karin. Saya climbed off her and ran over to Naruto and Kasai.

"Hold still." she said placing her hand over his shoulder.

"SAYA!" yelled Kasai. Saya spun around and pinned Karin once again but this time with the kunai pointed at her throat.

"Gave you a change and you try killing him again. Goodbye." She picked her up and threw her.

Fire Style! Fire Phoenix Jutsu! Temari laughed as Kankuro and Garra paid up and then the three sprinted back to the Sand Village. Saya proceed to heal Naruto's wound again and when she was done she stood up and ran her hands through her hair.
"Damn." she mumbled. "I need a new ponytail holder."

"We found her!" yelled Pein.

"Good! Grab her body and let's get back!"

"That's a problem. She's been dismembered…"

"WHAT?" Saya sprinted over to where the Akatsuki was standing and fell back onto the ground at the sight of the remains of Tsunade.

"N-n-n-no…" she whimpered. She stared wide-eyed at Tsunade's head, which lay a few feet away and began screaming. She felt Sasuke's arms going around her but she didn't stop screaming until Itachi used his Sharingun on her and knocked her out.

"Damn." mumbled Sasuke. "Grab what you can and let's head back. Sis wanted her to have a proper burial and we'll make sure she does." They all nodded and Saskue slung Saya onto his back and the sprinted back to the Rain Village.

Me: Whew…tired!

Saya: Crazy son of a…

Me: Mongooses!

Saya: Freak of nature…

Me: R&R plez!