[Lisa is at the kitchen reading a book, Lincoln shows up and puts down the book.]
Lincoln: Hey, Lis, could you do me a tiny favor?
Lisa: Can it wait, only brother, I'm trying to read this book on sophisticated scientists of the 18th century-
[Lincoln puts down the book again.]
Lincoln: Let's just cut to the chase. I suspect one of our other family members is pregnant, and I think she is literally it.
[Scene cuts to Lori's room with all siblings.]
Lori: What? You literally think I'm the one who used the pregnancy test. You can't prove anything.
Lana: Well, what about last week when you said you were going out with Bobby all night and didn't come back for days.
Luna: Or what about this morning when you were pukin' in the bathroom for 10 minutes.
Lincoln: Yes, Lori, answer those.
Lori: OK, First of all, the reason I was at the city for days was becuase the van literally broke down and there was no other way to pay for repairs. So I convinced Bobby to let me help him out at the bodega to raise some cash for the van. And secondly, I was puking earlier because the cereal literally expired, 2 years ago. So, yeah, I'm literally not pregnant.
Lisa: Likely story.
[Lisa pulls Lori's piece of hair out.]
Lori: Hey!
[Lisa puts the hair in the bag with the pregnancy test and analyzes them with the DNA Analyzer. Paper comes out with the results. Lisa pulls out the paper.]
Lisa: And now, for the second time in a row, the moment of truth. [heavy inhale]
[Lisa looks at the results.]
Lisa: Dangit, Negative.
[Everyone sighs and leaves Lori's room.]
Lori: I literally told you so.
