Percy: Merlin!

Merlin: Hey….kid.

Percy: OMFGsyouwillnotbelievethisbutmygirlfriendAnabethha ppenstobeabigArthurianlegendandyourBBCshowfanwasfa ngirlingawayaboutshitlikethatthenIsaidIknewthereal Merlinandshedoesntbelievemecanyouhelpabrotheroutan dshowherImright?

Merlin: ?

Percy: So, will you do it?

Merlin: Oooookay. What am I doing?

(enters Anabeth)

Anabeth: OH MY GODS! PERCY WAS RIGHT! YOU'RE MERLIN EMRYS THE MOST POWERFUL WARLOCK TO EVER LIVE! YOU'RE SOOOO HOT!

Percy: Did you just call him hot?

Merlin: Did you just call me hot?

Anabeth: Hades yeah!

(enter Nico)

Nico: Speak of the death god and his son shall appear.

Percy: Get out of here, Nico. No one likes you.

Nico: ):

(Merlin and Anabeth continue their conversation)

Merlin: Ummmmm…Kilgharrah!

Anabeth: OMFGs! You called the Great Slash Dragon!

Merlin: SLASH WHAT?

Anabeth: Merthur 5eva! (that's more than 4eva)

(enter Kilgharrah)

Kilgharrah: Young warlock, ahh. New friend, you've made, I see. Two sides of same coins you are.

Merlin: Why are you talking like Yoda?

Kilgharrah: More cryptic makes riddles it does. Loves to mess with you, I do.

Merlin: Shut the hell up, you should.

Anabeth: WEHFNJKCNE8ORWFWEHUFRROEQW'/;'POPRPROI90832-4R94==24/! My feeeeeeeeels!

Merlin: ?

Percy: Anabeth….?

Anabeth: Percy, I'm dumping you for Merlin.

Percy: WHAAAAT? *turns to Merlin* HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FROZEN YOGURT BUDDIES!

Merlin: ….

Anabeth: Our OTP will be call Merbeth! Yes, Merbeth 5va! (that's more that 4eva)

Merlin: I already have a girlfriend. *cough* Her name is Freya.

Percy: ANABETH! WHAT HAPPENED TO PERCABETH?

Merlin: I'm just going to slowly back away now.

Kilgharrah: I'm already gone.

(exits Kilgharrah)

Anabeth: MERLIN I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE VOICE TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT!

Percy: *crying*

Merlin: ….

(enter Freya)

Freya: Merly, you missed our weekly Avalon date! Where were you, cutie?

Merlin: *gasp* You're alive?

Freya: *giggle* And you're alive!

Merlin: What?

Freya: I'm going to kill you for missing our date!

Merlin: I'm f**ked.

(exits Freya, dragging Merlin out by the neckerchief)

Anabeth: Merlin!

Percy: Why do you kill me, Anabeth?

Anabeth: *sighs* I guess I'll settle for second best. Let's make out.

(exits Anabeth, dragging Percy by the hair)

The End.

Nico: But I'm still here.

Me: Seriously, Nico, no one likes you! Get out of here!

Nico: D':

Me: Don't cry…

Nico: *crys*

Me: Man up…

Nico: *sobs*

Me: Nico…..

Nico: *rocks back and forth on the floor, in fetal position, as he sobs his heart out*

Me: Okay, okay! I'm sorry!

Nico: *jumps up and hugs me* Yaaaay! I forgive you!

Me: End it…..end it!

END.


A/N: Hey guys. I guess I'm continueing this. Hope you enjoyed. And thanks to all the people that reviewed!