Percy: Merlin!
Merlin: Hey….kid.
Percy: OMFGsyouwillnotbelievethisbutmygirlfriendAnabethha ppenstobeabigArthurianlegendandyourBBCshowfanwasfa ngirlingawayaboutshitlikethatthenIsaidIknewthereal Merlinandshedoesntbelievemecanyouhelpabrotheroutan dshowherImright?
Merlin: ?
Percy: So, will you do it?
Merlin: Oooookay. What am I doing?
(enters Anabeth)
Anabeth: OH MY GODS! PERCY WAS RIGHT! YOU'RE MERLIN EMRYS THE MOST POWERFUL WARLOCK TO EVER LIVE! YOU'RE SOOOO HOT!
Percy: Did you just call him hot?
Merlin: Did you just call me hot?
Anabeth: Hades yeah!
(enter Nico)
Nico: Speak of the death god and his son shall appear.
Percy: Get out of here, Nico. No one likes you.
Nico: ):
(Merlin and Anabeth continue their conversation)
Merlin: Ummmmm…Kilgharrah!
Anabeth: OMFGs! You called the Great Slash Dragon!
Merlin: SLASH WHAT?
Anabeth: Merthur 5eva! (that's more than 4eva)
(enter Kilgharrah)
Kilgharrah: Young warlock, ahh. New friend, you've made, I see. Two sides of same coins you are.
Merlin: Why are you talking like Yoda?
Kilgharrah: More cryptic makes riddles it does. Loves to mess with you, I do.
Merlin: Shut the hell up, you should.
Anabeth: WEHFNJKCNE8ORWFWEHUFRROEQW'/;'POPRPROI90832-4R94==24/! My feeeeeeeeels!
Merlin: ?
Percy: Anabeth….?
Anabeth: Percy, I'm dumping you for Merlin.
Percy: WHAAAAT? *turns to Merlin* HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FROZEN YOGURT BUDDIES!
Merlin: ….
Anabeth: Our OTP will be call Merbeth! Yes, Merbeth 5va! (that's more that 4eva)
Merlin: I already have a girlfriend. *cough* Her name is Freya.
Percy: ANABETH! WHAT HAPPENED TO PERCABETH?
Merlin: I'm just going to slowly back away now.
Kilgharrah: I'm already gone.
(exits Kilgharrah)
Anabeth: MERLIN I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE VOICE TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT!
Percy: *crying*
Merlin: ….
(enter Freya)
Freya: Merly, you missed our weekly Avalon date! Where were you, cutie?
Merlin: *gasp* You're alive?
Freya: *giggle* And you're alive!
Merlin: What?
Freya: I'm going to kill you for missing our date!
Merlin: I'm f**ked.
(exits Freya, dragging Merlin out by the neckerchief)
Anabeth: Merlin!
Percy: Why do you kill me, Anabeth?
Anabeth: *sighs* I guess I'll settle for second best. Let's make out.
(exits Anabeth, dragging Percy by the hair)
The End.
Nico: But I'm still here.
Me: Seriously, Nico, no one likes you! Get out of here!
Nico: D':
Me: Don't cry…
Nico: *crys*
Me: Man up…
Nico: *sobs*
Me: Nico…..
Nico: *rocks back and forth on the floor, in fetal position, as he sobs his heart out*
Me: Okay, okay! I'm sorry!
Nico: *jumps up and hugs me* Yaaaay! I forgive you!
Me: End it…..end it!
END.
A/N: Hey guys. I guess I'm continueing this. Hope you enjoyed. And thanks to all the people that reviewed!
