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#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won't have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").

"Ino, what are you looking for?" Chouji asked between bites of his hot dog.

"M-my white pants!" Ino yelled into the closet, rummaging through piles of neatly folded clothes in search of the lost article. Chouji merely shrugged and continued to eat while watching her body flip and turn in the closet. It was an interesting sight but Chouji found himself to be more preoccupied with his food.

"Found it yet?" He asked several moments later, now searching through his mission bag for another bag of chips, preferably barbeque.

"No! Damn it, Shikamaru is probably waiting by the gates! Chouji, you remember the last time I wore them, right?" Ino stopped her digging and craned her neck, her blue eyes sparkling with the tiniest bit of hope.

"Uh, the ones with the red spots?"

"...Red spots?"

"Yea, there were red spots by the um...waist."

"...Chouji?"

There were beads of sweat pouring down the boy's face as he sat up, trying to keep the straightest face he could. "Well you see...I asked Shikamaru why the red spots looked like blotches and his face scrunched up before he told me to leave you alone. Then I asked Kiba and he said that it was a girl thing. THEN I went up to Naruto and he said that it looked like blood. I was going to ask you but you were going through some strange mood swings so I left you alone."

Silence found its way to the room as Ino's eyes suddenly lost its colour.

"I-Ino?"

She left the room and came back in a hurry with a lighter. She lit it up and in a flash, Chouji found his sweater ignited. "What the hell Ino!" He stood up and shrugged the sweater off, jumping on it frantically to put out the flames. Ino tried again, this time igniting his hand. He shook that wildly and the flame slowly disintegrated, leaving no wounds whatsoever.

"What's wrong with you? All I asked was if it was the red spot p--oh my god."

Realization dawned on Chouji just as Ino took out her baseball bat.

"Try and eat this!"


#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won't have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").