Hello again! guess who's sneaking onto her computer again! ME!! ^_^ Ok its not the update you were all looking for but i just had to write this. I love my random thoughts. I typed this in 20mins. At 4am. It just popped up and i thought "Hey this is great for laughs!" well thats my opinion, and for you to read and review. This people is the first actual one shot.

Disclaimer: Really now you should know by now. Not even in my dreams do they let me on BtVS.

Chocolate

"I want it."

"No.'

"Please…"

"It's the last one your not getting it."

"Oh come on. You know you love me."

"True but you can't have it. You already ate the rest."

"So let me eat that one."

"No."

"But Taraaaa…"

"No buts Buffy its my chocolate."

Buffy Summers knew that her girlfriend wouldn't give up the last Hershey bar. But she wanted it so bad. They were in the Summer's kitchen. Tara McClay girlfriend to Buffy was making dinner when her girlfriend tried stealing the last Hershey bar. Buffy threw a helpless look at her best friend Willow Rosenburg. The red head only shook her head.

She knew not to go against Tara. Faith came in the kitchen and wrapped herself around Willow. "What's goin' on babe?" she asked when she saw the sullen look on her slayer sister. "Buffy wants the last chocolate bar but Tara has put her foot down and claimed it. She's spent the last 20mins trying to convince Tara but she's like a stone."

Faith laughed loudly. "Whipped." she got out between laughter. Buffy scowled and was about to retort when Tara gave her a look and she immediately went back to sulking. This made Faith laugh even harder. "Faith why are you laughing at my best friend?" Willow ask in a overly sweet voice. Faith's laughter cut off instantly. She gave Willow a nervous look. "You know I love you." Willow smiled and Faith sighed.

Tara and Willow shared a look. Both slayers were whipped.

"Now lets eat…" Tara announced.

~~~ 3½ hours later ~~~

It was dark in the Summers house. Everyone long since gone to sleep or left to their respective homes. Buffy made sure to be quiet. She was getting that last chocolate bar. She searched the entire kitchen as quietly as possible.

No chocolate bar. "Damn." she swore under her breath. There was only one place it could be.

With Tara.

She sullenly walked up the stairs. And opened her and Tara's bedroom door.

Her jaw hit the floor.

"Buffy, sweetie. I know a great way we can share the last chocolate bar." Tara smiled seductively. Buffy's last coherent thought was:

"That god for the last chocolate bar!!" End

Well thats my first offical One-Shot. I hope it brought on some chuckles. Review and let me hear your thoughts. Oh and if you want to know what Tara was wearing... use your wonderful imaginations.