Thank you for your reviews once again! I'm sorry this chapter's short but please enjoy it! For all you Vergil fans, he's making a small appearance here so go "Yay!"

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Buy Me! Ch. 3: …you could always use a bit of Physical Education to work it up…

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD WIN!"

"Hey, we tried our best but little Miss spoiled brat bought you for a thousand dollars!" Mary exclaimed. Dante and Nero didn't stay for the rest of the auctioning that freed them and the seniors of doing any work for the rest of the day. Dante had to go punish his students while Nero mumbled that he was going to hide under his desk or something of the sort and left. "You have to be damn crazy to go that high, Mr. Speis!"

Dante breathed heavily, trying to control his emotions as he gave a good kick to his desk, creating a large crack down the middle. He would have to put a poster over that now…

"Mr. Speis, we know you're very upset but there was nothing we could do," Trish said calmly, taking Dante's violent antics as nothing new. "She bought you fair and square…at a helluva price the school can't refuse."

"Hmph!" He threw himself into his chair and went into a thinking position. How the hell was he going to get out of this one? Who knows what that girl would do to him and Nero because no one was legally insane unless they buy a pair of lowly paid teachers for a thousand damn dollars.

"You should just deal with it. Hey, you may even get to know Mr. Lanstor in a 'different' light. Oh wait, you already do!" Mary cracked and soon found herself and Trish thrown out of the room into the hallway.

"I don't have time to deal with your crap! See you tomorrow morning!" Dante slammed the door in their faces and locked the door behind him.

"Shoot, I'm so glad I'm gay, I don't think I'd be able to handle a bitchy straight guy like Mr. Speis," Mary huffed.

"Who said anything about Mr. Speis being straight anymore?" Trish said as she grinned widely. They both ran away giggling when they heard Dante open the door to throw his world globe at them.

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Ring. Ring!

"Yes? Speis residence?"

"Hey, Vergil! How are you doing?!" Dante exclaimed happily.

-CLICK

"Verg?"

Ring! Ring! Ring!

"What is it now, Dante," Vergil said through gritted teeth. He ran a hand through his hair that was identical to Dante's own, making it stand up on its ends.

"Oh what's with that tone? Can't a brother call another brother to say hi?"

"Cut the bullshit and tell me what you want."

Dante did a fake gasp and said hurtfully, "Aw, Verg, I'm hurt. After all the things we've been through and this is how you treat me? I just wanted to ask if you could go on a…date."

-CLICK

Ring! Ring! Ri-

"The last time I went on a date set up by you, I ended up in Wisconsin with only my pants and a shirt saying 'My boyfriend is bigger than yours'. "

Dante stiffened his laughter the best that he could. "Come on, Vergil, we were young and pretty drunk-"

"-that's why I'm not going on your little date," Vergil cut his twin off.

"Okay, well, what if I'm not there?"

"….keep going."

"You see, I have to go on a double date with this one guy due to the teacher auction that this rich brat bought me and that guy in and I was wondering if you could act as me in my place. Ya know, the whole twin switching th-"

Vergil ripped the phone cord out and was greeted with peace and quiet for the rest of the day.

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"Oh Nero, I'm sure it's not that bad." Kyrie tried to reassure him but he continued to grumble curse words under his breath.

"I was bought…like a piece of meat or…" he shuddered at the thought. It would have been an insult if he got bought for twenty dollars but still…now he had to hang out with a horny teenager and the son of a bi-

"I know! But still-! Neroooo!" Kyrie was trying to pull the math teacher out from under his desk.

"Leave me alone!" he groaned, sounding childish.

"Stop this, you're a grown man!" the brunette sighed. Nero slowly came out from his hiding spot, realizing that he wasn't acting his age. He didn't want to prove the jerk of a Government teacher right. She took his hand gingerly into her small ones and began to rub her hand over his in a comforting motion. "There, there…now, when did Principal Randoff say Miss Royal is going to take you and Mr. Speis out?"

"Tomorrow night," Nero grumbled and enjoyed the sweet gesture.

"Well then, what are you going to wear?"

Ms. Windill felt Nero tense up slightly. She saw a flash of embarrassment in his eyes before he looked away.

"I don't really…er have clothes that are meant for going out."

"Nonsense!" She said with a wave in the air. "I'm sure we'll find something! By tomorrow, you'll be 10 times good looking than you are now!"

Nero wasn't sure if he should take the last statement as a compliment or not but knowing the biology teacher only having good intentions, he smiled to show that he was agreeing with her. "…okay."

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