New Arrivals

Music plays and screen comes into focus.

Dragonrager: Hi everyone! Welcome back to......

Everyone: TRUTH OR DARE!

Treecko: Huh? There aren't many dares here!

Dragonrager: Ah well.... it'll have to do..... Anyway, let's get ready to rumble!

Skitty: Hey, Dragonrager!

Dragonrager: Yesss.....

Skitty: Remember when Fred Flintstone hit me!

Dragonrager: Yeah......

Skitty: Well.... he left this behind.

Skitty held up a caveman club

Dragonrager: OMG! THAT'S AWESOME!

Dragonrager: Oh, by the way, we might get a few guests at the end of this chapter.

BPE: OOH! What kind of guests?

Sora: Why would we tell you?

BPE: ................Meanies................

Anyway, the next are is from my friend at school........ Ollie Knights!

HEY DRAGONRAGER (Sorry Ollie, I won't let that secret out yet!)

Ha! I used your real name

anyway you should put Aipom in because he is cool

LOL

and I've got a dare

any male character: lick chikorita's •••••••

LOL

from Ollie

Dragonrager: Sorry, I am not going to put aipom in this fic.

All Aipom lovers: Awww.....

Dragonrager: And as for the next dare......

All male characters ran to the Punishment ™'s room.

There was then a large bang, and the Punishment™ went flying out the window.

Riolu: Thank god! We weren't tortured!

Chikorita: HEY!

Dragonrager: SHUT UP!

Everyone quietened down.

Dragonrager: Wow! 2 of my friends are daring! This is from Hip molly!

Hello. These are my Dares:

Kirlia has to marry Chimchar

Riolu has to jump off a cliff (no punishment!)

Magikarp (BPE) has to eat Skitty

Mudkip has to eat 10,000 doom seeds

And Meowth has to get hit by three trucks.

Thanks, Dragonrager

BYE!

Dragonrager: Ok! Kirlia! Marry Chimchar

Kirlia: NO! But I love Riolu!

She then ran to the punishment room.

2 hours later, her burnt body was revived.

Dragonrager: Riolu! Jump off a cliff!

Riolu: NO! But I just found out that Kirlia loved me!

Dragonrager: You have to.....

1 hour later, Riolu was falling off a cliff.

By an unbelievable stroke of luck, a Wailord was passing by underneath where he was plummeting towards the water, so he fell into its blowhole. The Wailord did exactly what any self respecting Wailord would do. It blew.

Riolu was shot up like a cork in a barrel, and fell into Kirlia's arms.

Kirlia: Riolu! You're alive!

Dragonrager: No time for happy reunions! We've got dares to do!

Dragonrager: BPE! Eat Skitty!

BPE then swallowed Skitty, and then burped her up.

Dragonrager: Mudkip! Eat doom seeds!

Mudkip ate doom seeds until she was level 1. She then ate the last one. She turned back into an egg, and then hatched out.

Dragonrager: Meowth! Get run over!

Meowth then went onto the road and got run over.

Riolu: Wow! We did a lot of dares! Huh? There is one left!

Dragonrager: Ah... that is the bonus dare! I write one every chapter from now on!

Pikachu: Ah well.... let's do it!

Pikachu: tell Ash to release his Pokémon because of animal cruelty.

One hour later, in the human world....

Ash: Yeah! Now I feel a lot better without me thinking about animal cruelty anymore!

Ash: .......... Wait a second..........Arceusdamnit!

Dragonrager: Anyway, our new arrivals are....

Celebi

Grovyle

Dusknoir

Spiritomn

Dialga

Palkia

Shaymin

Uxie

Azelf

Mesprit

Sableye

They can all now be dared, and so can the authors!

Disclaimer: For the last time.... I DO NOT OWN POKéMON!

Goodbye! But just until next chapter!